"Of all the cars, in all the parking lots, in all the world, she had to crash into mine." Seth's life after Breaking Dawn started with a crash.

"Patience," he says. "We'll get to that. Right now, what I want is you, on all fours, in front of that mirror." Well. Okay, for that Blaine could acquiesce.

Kurt's not comfortable with public displays of affection, but he's all hands in private. Blaine doesn't really get it, but he's trying.

This is a slight reworking of the first book of the "Twilight Saga" without all the purple prose, sickening Edward worship, and general bullcrap.

Jessica Stanley must deal with keeping up appearances, her slutty mother, amazing/annoying friend/zombies, being chubby, having "pent up anger", and falling in like with someone she hates. MikexJess

Desperate for money, but unwilling to resort to certain job opportunites, Rose faces her first stint as a nude model at the university. AH Written for “The Indies First Time Writer Challenge” One-Shot Contest

A collection of crackships: “We can be everything, we can be nothing, we can be the stars and the moon and the sun and everyone can wish on us,” he touches my face. Alice & Jacob

Jessica attends Bella and Edward's wedding with an open-mind and a cake lust that no man can quell. Well, maybe Mike can...if only she wasn't so mad at him. Told in nine parts.

It's not your average imprint story, it's way better! When Seth imprints for a girl with baggage, how is he supposed to get through it with Leah MIA and the pack too busy with their imprints to help? Seth/OC. On haitus until I get over this writers block!

A collection of unusual, non-canon drabbles. Includes: Jacob/Rosalie, Jasper/Leah, Emmett/Bella, and more.

In which Embry Call does the following: falls in love, falls out of a moving car, blows off an essay, goes ice fishing, and finally, FINALLY finds out exactly who his real father is. All basically at the same time. EMBRY FIC. Compass Points series.

“I couldn’t do it.” She knew she’d find him here today. He looks so broken for such a big boy... JacobBella

Annalise may be the daughter of the Pirate King, but she dreams of a very different life. A deal made with Calypso brings not only new adventures, but the return of a certain exCommodore, complicating matters of course. PostAWE, Spoilers, NorringtonOC

He was not afraid of Death, but was he resigned to it? PostAWE, James Norrington fights his way back to the land of the living where he gets another chance at life after he washed up onto the Spanish city of Palma de Mallorca. NorringtonOC. COMPLETE!

James Norrington is not who you would normally think of as an amazing character, but there is so much more to him that most people think. Norribeth, one shot

Adequate: adj: Sufficient to satisfy a requirement or meet a need. Reasonably sufficient. About average. Enough..........Norribeth, suggested Willabeth

A short but sweet DB Valentine's story. Please read and review! [AU]

[Post DMC] Norrington confronts the pirate within while on a search for the only man who can help him destroy the heart of Davy Jones. Rating changed for combat, mostly. CHAPTER 13 UP!

Gibbs gossips to Mr. Cotton about what he sees shipboard. K for a little sexual innuendo. Companion to Mr. Cotton Listens.