"Paper is more patient than people." ~Anne Frank

I love to write. I love to read. Hence, I write and read fanfiction. It's that simple.

This is me being normal:

Hello! How are you today? I'm fine, let's grab lunch, eh?

This is me being sarcastic:

Friend: Wait, so you like Wicked?

Me: No. I've decided to see it four times just so I can go bankrupt and make fun of it mercilessly.

Friend: Oh...

This is me being hypocritical:

Friend: I love Hannah Montana!

Me: You are such a freak.

Friend: Then why did you favorite a Hannah fic?

Me: Uhh...

This is me being mean:

(YouTube vid: Jonas Brother falls onstage)

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!

Friend: That wasn't very nice! He fell on broken glass!

Me: Oh...sorry.

This is me being random:

I am not wearing Uggs. Lettuce is green. Poptarts are overrated. Milk came from a cow. Did chocolate milk come from a chocolate cow? One, two, three. Chicken. Oh, look, a button! Tambourines are hot. Jonas is a funny name. Giraffes are my best friend. I like sushi.

This is me being uber-smart:

My hypothesis clearly underscores the contemplation that if I wait until the female parent is on the phone, she will be more prone to surrendering to my every whim, no matter how inane or mundane. However, when she is on the phone and exhibiting irate behavior, my next best alternative will be to turn to the slightly less emotional male parent. Said slightly less emotional parent will grant me permission to obtain a laptop of my very own if, and only if, I get on my knees in a child-like position and plead. The chance of a successful result will be higher if I curl up into a little ball. Hopefully this cleared up any trepidation you might have had with this experiment. Yes, I understand; I am being pretentious. Deal with it.

This is me being hyper:

OHMYGOSHWICKEDISSOFRICKINAMAZINGIVESEENITTHREETIMESANDREADITLIKETENTIMESITISTHEMOSTAMAZINGPIECEOFARTEVERGREGORYMAGUIREYOUAREAGENIUSTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUOHLOOKITSCHEESEOHANDGUESSWHATELSEIMACOMPLETESAPILOVELOVEANDILOVEYOUUUU!!

Thank you. I had to get that out of my system.

Moving along...

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile. (HECK YEAH!!)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. (Hugs not drugs.)

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile (Only ninety-five percent? Hm...NERDS UNITE!!)

Seventy-six percent of satistics are made up. If you believe this, copy this into your profile. (Heh...)

Music is like candy: You've got to throw the rappers away. (Oooo...sizzle that, stupid rappers!)

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (It's just cereal. GOSH.)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. (Heh heh heh...Only once. Or twice. Or three times...)

If you have ever been "forced" to cuss out a character during a screening of "The Wizard of Oz" due to your Wicked obsession, copy this into your profile. (Dorothy! And her little dog, too...)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (Currently, Wicked is driving all my family and friends crazy. Out of all my friends, I'm the worst addict. Teehee. Hey, it's not MY fault it's so amazing...)

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (I'm more perturbed that I can understand what this means...)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (What the heck is "normal" anyway? Be as crazy as you want! WEIRDOS WILL CONQUER!)

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

~BubblyPhantom~