C L I C H E 10hide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for iCarly, and Harry Potter. My name is Val. I write about things that come to me randomly. I am a college graduate. I am 21 years old. I also like nutella, long car rides, Skins, and reality television. I like Harry Potter. I was initially a Harry/Hermione shipper but I turned over to the dark side and now I ship Draco/Hermione. Their relationship is so much sexier. I also love iCarly! I'm not that good at writing drama or tragedy. I'm a humor/silliness/parody type of writer. But one day I will write a serious fanfic and surprise you all! I'm just here, daydreaming in the midwest. And also, I would greatly appreciate any kind of feedback, whether good or bad. Just review please! Love you all. Email me - holdtight1992@ Follow me on instagram: @pimpjean |
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Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 284,050 - Reviews: 17439 - Favs: 30,938 - Follows: 16,937 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Peaches by Craft Rose reviews
Hermione has a problem and a rather unconventional solution. Being the only one in her group of friends with her v-card in tact, she propositions the least likely of candidates to help her lose it. (REVISED COPY found in Ch.2)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,471 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 3/19/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Unconventional Essay by Veritas-amore reviews
. "Do you mean to say that what your essay supports has happened?" she managed to ask a little hoarsely. She knew what she wanted his answer to be but feared she would be disappointed. "I may've exaggerated," he shrugged
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In the Kitchen by The Cheshire Riddler reviews
In an attempt to get space from his mother, Freddie signs up for a summer cooking class. It ends up being more than anyone expected it to be; especially to Freddie, who is determined to excel. Luckily, he's got a dedicated food tester. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,160 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iDouble Date by lillypilly11 reviews
Sam/Freddie fic. When Carly's new boyfriend thinks her friendship with Freddie is a little weird, she panics and makes up the stupidest lie ever. Now all she has to do is get Sam and Freddie to play along. She is so doomed...
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,597 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Sixteen Bells by luna moody reviews
It's Freddie's birthday and a certain Blonde someone has been noticably absent. Where has she been, why wasn't she at the party, and what will happen when he finally finds her. All this and more will be revealed inside.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Stairwells and Steering Wheels by Vix23 reviews
He let out a long, heavy sigh and crossed his arms over his chest. "I just can't figure her out! She's all mixed signals and mysterious smirks. The girl should come with a manual." --- A series of moments between Sam and Freddie during their Junior year.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,139 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Never Want To Say It's Love by preshea reviews
He wondered about Sam sometimes. FreddiexSam UPDATE 7.29.09
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,964 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Freddie B., Sam P.
It's Only Hair, After All by Spunky Panda reviews
No matter what he thought about her personally, Freddie couldn’t deny it: Sam’s hair was gorgeous." Freddie can't stop staring at Sam's hair, and it is starting to become a problem.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iAm Reckless by D R O W N-I N-S E Q U I N S reviews
Samantha Puckett is reckless. Oneshot. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,388 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iMportance of Sam Puckett by NeoNails reviews
Seddie. "Sam was pretty. Sam wasn't pretty in the traditional sense. She wasn't anything in the traditional sense. All he knew was he walked into school one day and- bam. There she was. But she wasn't Sam."
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Apartment 8D by astairandvienna reviews
The separation from Carly brings Sam and Freddie together. One-shot.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
The Wrong Sort of Girl by the archduke reviews
Sam/Freddie Seddie . Mrs. Benson should be worried.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Point & Click by Mizufae reviews
What will develop when Freddie has a photography class? Half a school year of shenanigans, and discussions in the darkroom with Sam, of course. Seddie!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,171 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Sunday Mornings by nleslie reviews
Sam and Freddie play out a typical Sunday morning. Short, fluffy oneshot. R&R! SEDDIE.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Founders by Policin' Yer Grammar reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione are embarking on their seventh year. They're ready for Horcruxes and the Dark Lord, but what they find instead is more then even they bargained for... contains scenes for RHR HG DG HHR RL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 297,037 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What Granger Wants by ellamalfoy8 reviews
OneShot With the help of his father’s old journals, Draco is able to read the minds of women. Who does he focus on? No one other than Hermione Granger. At last our hero can learn what it is that Granger wants, and possibly lose his mind in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,509 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 213 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Journals by cyropi reviews
Draco Malfoy, the Head Boy, is depressed and has an unusual method of self-harming to cope with it. Of course it’s only so long before Head Girl Hermione finds out about it… but could her wish to help him change into something more? DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,997 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 100 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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21 Drunken Questions at the Leaky Cauldron reviews
She was determined to lose her virginity within the week, regardless of who it was with. It was purely business and what better way to establish a very important business deal than over a few drinks? She was hardly an alcoholic but if she were going to go through with this, she would have to loosen her inhibitions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
During Her Period reviews
Freddie must cope with an extremely irritated Sam during her period
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
The School Thinks We're Dating! reviews
More than 95 percent of their friends and family firmly believe that Freddie and Sam are dating.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
How to Know if a Guy Likes You reviews
Freddie is not exactly the subtlest of all people, especially when it comes to his feelings. Special Thanks to WIKIHOW for all the hints.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
