Jennifer

25

Been on this hellsite since 2006. Who the hell knows why I'm still here now that ao3 exists. What can I say, I'm a glutton for extra views (and reviews).

Notorious for abandoning stories without warning every time I change fandoms, and ignoring the people who beg me to update. I'd say "don't get attached to any of my fics because you might be left hanging," but let's be honest, I want you to get attached so you'll fave and comment, because I crave that sweet, sweet validation, like the rest of you mortals.

I was 13 when I signed up for FFN. My original username was JesusFreakForLife.

(Facepalm)

If you received a review from me during my formative years here, I would like to formally apologize to you. I was deeply entrenched in conservative Christian evangelical culture and I was apparently convinced that I was going to singlehandedly save this website from its sins.

(Headdesk)

Young, overzealous Jennifer makes me cringe in retrospect. Why couldn't I have just had an emo phase? I'd still be cringing right now, but at least my old music taste would still hold up.

This is the one thing I've kept in every iteration of this profile, because despite its corniness (due to the fact that I wrote it when I was 13), I still find it funny.

I don't own any books or shows

But when I do, I'll let you know

If I owned this stuff I wouldn't be here

I'd be making the shows, and millions per year

So when you read my fanfics, rest assured

I'm not breaking laws, I'm probably just bored

I'm writing for fun, and it's good practice, too

And for lack of anything better to do