Hello, all you people who apparently like my fiction enough to read my profile. I'm touched. Or, possibly creeped out by the fact that you could be some random person who is attempting to read every profile on fanfiction.net. If you are one of those people, I pity you for the fact that you have found nothing better to do with your time.

I am a boy in high school, who lives somewhere south of the North Pole. (Hint: Anywhere) The two authors on my favorites list are people I know in real life. Even though they write mostly House and Lost, their stories are still cool. I myself write...other stuff.

Right now, my favorite animes are Naruto, One Piece, and Bleach. I don't plan on writing any One Piece fanfics, however.

I have written three fanfics, one of which is complete. That one is "The Death of a Captain." The other Bleach fanfic, "A Vow Fulfilled," is incomplete and always will be. It has gone to fanfic heaven.

My third, so far, is a Naruto fic, "A Rewarding Assignment." Hopefully, those who can see through the blood in their eyes from my terrible title and summary will be able to read the story and enjoy it. I personally think it is a lot better than my others, but I am biased. Obviously. Unfortunately, it is dead now as well.

In House, I am a fan of House/Cameron. Not so much for House/Wilson. Nothing personal, I just don't really like yaoi.

In Bleach, my favorite character is Urahara Kisuke. He's cool.

In One Piece, I like Smoker, Shanks, Ace, and Zoro. Sanji's okay too.

In Naruto, I like Shikamaru, Shino, Jiraiya, and Kakashi. Shikamaru and Jiraiya the most, though.

If you have a question about my stories, or even a request, feel free to send me a message. I may not fulfill all requests, but they are pretty interesting to hear. And, you never know.

Whoops, almost forgot. Read the Dresden Files. They're awesome!

If you have read my stories, please review them. Signs that someone is appreciating (or even flaming) my work improves my terribly low self esteem.

If you believe that the kids should give the Trix Rabbit their cereal, copy this onto your profile.

98 of the American teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 that would be laughing your butt off.

Information on all non-oneshot stories:

A Vow Fulfilled: Sorry, people. Discontinued. Just couldn't find it in me to finish it, don't like it anymore. Wish I could come up with a better reason.

A Rewarding Assignment: Sorry for the bad news, but this story is dead now. =(

Future Story Ideas:

Right now, I've got a few Harry Potter fanfic ideas, as well as Dresden Files fanfiction. Keep you posted.