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Joined 12-14-06, id: 1182107, Profile Updated: 09-12-11
Author has written 17 stories for Shinzo, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, House, M.D., Invader Zim, Batman the Animated Series, Spring Awakening, Batman, Sonic the Hedgehog, Re-Animator, and Superjail!.

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The Chronicles of SUCKERY by Spooky-Zipper-Chan reviews
*Also known as Invader's FLU! ZiM falls ill with influenza, but who will be there? Dib? NOT ZaDR. FRIENDSHIP is intended. : I do not own Invader ZiM. Rated T for dark subjects later on. -EDIT: I'm baaaack
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,445 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Zim, Dib
Rogues on Vacation by scarlett onyx reviews
The Riddler thinks that Jonathan Crane is a workaholic. But will Eddie be able to get the Master of Fear out of the house for a vacation?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,973 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler
Absconditus Metus – Hidden Fear by TheOtherMaddHatter reviews
We know what happened to Jonathan Crane in his traumatizing childhood, and we know the horrid set of events that lead to him being fired from Gotham University, but we don't know about the missing years. These are the stories.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,952 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - J. Crane/Scarecrow
Ask Scarecrow by OutcastToReality reviews
Step right up to ask our very own Master of Fear whatever deep, dark questions you've always secretly yearned to ask! All questions are accepted, and all are answered personally by Dr. Jonathan Crane himself!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,662 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - J. Crane/Scarecrow
To All Things A Season by Dragonsdaughter reviews
You can't expect to keep any secrets in a place as small as Mineral Town. HM: MFoMT - HeroinexDoctor
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Claire, Doctor Trent/Tim
The Price Of Sanity by millennium-night reviews
The doctors of Arkham finally broke Jonathan Crane's will, leaving him as a rather desperate man.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2010 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Ain't no Rest for the Wicked by Isabella387 reviews
Humanized AU Noir, Penguin Ops. is the best detective agency in the city. When a mobster shows up dead its up to the team to find out who killed him. Rating may change. Skipper centric w/ Skilene. Title taken from the song by Cage the Elephant
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,029 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Skipper, Kowalski - Complete
Rorschach's Fourth of July by AdInventum reviews
Rorschach's journal, July 4, 1985. A short oneshot.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Now We're Tallest by SaitouMiharu reviews
Every spoken or unspoken rumor about it was filled with pain, misery, and horrible, unavoidable trauma and suffering. Red and Purple go to the Tallest Ritual to have their thumbs cut off.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Red, Purple - Complete
Ink Stained by penguinefluff reviews
There was something about her blond hair that was so familiar and faint, a new feeling stirred in the hardened fighter...... Yeah, I know Mary Sue, Ror Romance NO!, blah blah, but I had fun, no regrets.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
When You Were Young by Isabella387 reviews
A little Hernst oneshot song fic. ERnst is conflicted about how he feels about Hanschen, who has recently betrayed him. Can Hanschen win forgiveness? Inspired by the song When you were Young by the Killers.
Spring Awakening - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Hanschen R., Ernst R. - Complete
Wasted Breath by Legal - Assasin 101 reviews
Jonathan Crane discovers a most interesting test subject, and he's desperate to make her scream, no matter what it Takes... Rated M for a reason, Kiddies ;D
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,486 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - J. Crane/Scarecrow
My Black Jewel by gothangel12345 reviews
Everybody thinks that being a doctor in Mineral Town is easy, that he works too hard, that he should get a life. Maybe it's true, his only problem is, with who? His best friend Elli? No. Perhaps a certain farm girl... rated for safety. Doctor X Farmer
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,110 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Doctor Trent/Tim, Claire
Mistress of Fear by Vytina reviews
Every mark he had inflicted upon her, every narrow curve and angle on her body, every minute detail of imperfect perfection glistening like precious, rare jewels in the moon’s caress. Already he hungered for her again.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Jonathan C. - Complete
Famous Last Words by KatsWords141 reviews
A mysterious woman moves in to the building where Rorschach and Walter are staying, and somehow she weaves herself into his/their life...Rorschach/OC... Possible AU.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,916 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Wilson's Seven Deadly Sins by DreamsofSpike reviews
A series of 7 drabbles detailing Wilson's seven deadly sins; dark!Wilson
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Denial, Delirium, and Daisies by D.Quiin reviews
Runny nose, check. High temperature, check. Dizziness, check. Hmmm. Must be a concussion. In which our favorite masked vigilante gets a case of the flu, and denial.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach
She by barleyawake reviews
Told through Doctor's eyes. What happens when a new farm girl takes over the ranch? Will Doctor finally find the girl of his dreams? Or will things go sour in Mineral Town? Claire's POV added.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,985 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Claire, Doctor Trent/Tim - Complete
A Christmas Tale by Miss Interrogative reviews
Dr. Crane is planning something bad, The Joker is showing off his horrible Christmas caroling skills, and Harvey is determined in drowning his holiday sorrow in sugar. A Christmas Fic.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,118 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
Ask The Akatsuki by XxHell's HoundxX reviews
Basically just ask them what ever you wish! This is my first one of this kind! It is full of crackish things and hilarious stunts and events!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,402 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008
Mercy by DeliciousYAY reviews
Sorry about this, I wrote it when I was really depressed. Tell me if it's really that bad I'll take it off. Oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Purple, Red - Complete
Fallen Angel Feathers by Aquila-de-Sakura reviews
A collection of random dark!Wilson drabbles
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - J. Wilson
Glass Wings by abovetheruins reviews
In a world where Earth has been ravaged by the Irkens, and humans are kept as slaves, Gaz finds herself belonging to the very person who betrayed her. ZAGR. DISCONTINUED.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,902 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Zim, Gaz
Dumped into the Anime world of Shinzo! by Sky blade fighter angel reviews
Alex and Danni are watching their favorite anime when they fall asleep. They wake up to Mushra an Co.MushraXOc RyumaxOC Chapter Two is up!
Shinzo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,720 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 9/22/2007
Best Served Cold by Swing-21 reviews
The Irken Empire has fallen. The Armada is no more. The Tallests, reduced to nothing, are hiding in the remains of the Massive. One man, hungry for revenge, is coming to terminate them. How could have they known a single death would provoke all this?
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Red, Purple - Complete
We're Getting There by Mushrambolover reviews
Previously 'Could There Be Love in the Air' Multiple pairings, AU
Shinzo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,917 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Mushrambo, Yakumo - Complete
Stargazing by daily-chan reviews
Mushra and Estea go stargazing on a night when they can't sleep on a cold night. Friendship fic, no pairing..well except for Estea's crush
Shinzo - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Loving You However I Can by AngelLucifel reviews
Oneshot about a night Kabuto spends with Orochimaru and the confession of his feelings. This is an old piece of mine. Warning: YAOI! GUYGUY ACTION don't like it? DON'T read this. R&R I don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
YEAR 1 by guardian921 reviews
This is a certain villian's perspective of the last scene in the comic SCARECROW: YEAR ONE. **NOT A SEQUEL**
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/9/2006 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
A Tribute To The Dead Heroes by Teya Yashitoda reviews
A sad poem for your enjoyment. The POV is from Binka (is that how you would say it?) WARNING: BRING TISSUES!
Shinzo - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2005
Everyone Can Be Changed by Asahi-Kasai reviews
Dark MushramboOC Dark Mushrambo's been revived by Ryuma, but after meeting a young healer, he seems to be changing. Can someone like him turely be changed by one girl? Rating may change later.
Shinzo - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2005
Prison Break by Hellcat reviews
Sequel to Street Crawlers. Again poking fun at the trials and tribulations of Yakumo and the boys.
Shinzo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2002
Street Crawlers by Hellcat reviews
Yakumo gets ill as she does and alas the poor boys have to get her well. A humorous uptake on what it takes to get a human well again.
Shinzo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2002
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literally the word's dumbest drabble from the perspective of Gyasa post-Mushrambo battle, in a world where he didn'g go into hyper mode and just ran away. a little gore I guess. ahhhh
Shinzo - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Gyasa - Complete
What I Hoped Would Be Impossible reviews
Jared discovers a potentially deadly secret about the Warden, and his past may be the key to assisting the Warden's future, or lack thereof. No yaoi or anything, just a friendship, and no OCs. Parental guidance suggested for drugs and language.
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - The Warden, Jared
Ridiculous reviews
A short one shot, possible ZaGR/ZaGF, ehh yeah it just had those two characters in it. Just a little story about how everyone has off days. And first times.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Not a Necrophiliac reviews
"Her skin was so smooth, so silky, almost like it had been freshly moisturized… if Dan could have a woman, God damn it, why couldn't I?" Herbert finally has his woman. Oneshot, written in first person. Rated M for sexual acts. Crits, not dicks, please!
Re-Animator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Complete
Yacht reviews
Cream discovers a stranger in her boat-a stranger her friends don't like very much.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Cream/Cheese, Shadow
She's an Angel reviews
Yakumo discovers two of her greatest enemies in the forest-not as fighters, but as lovers. A pairing that has never been seen before! No OC's, oneshot.
Shinzo - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Gyasa, Rusephine - Complete
Irken Kaulen reviews
A rewrite of an old, somewhat popular fic about the Tallest and Zim, and a pretty little Hanlioid girl that ties them together. Red/OC, and expect some ZaGR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Red, Zim
I Could Be Jafar reviews
Ryuma examines his rather sad little life in a child's cartoon and comes up with a new way of executing the plan that so miserably failed in the actual show. T for mild language. Oneshot.
Shinzo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Ryuma, Yakumo - Complete
Hair reviews
A little less sixteen candles, a little more fearamones in those pheromones. Crane acts on impulses for the first time in his life. Rated T for suggestive material. Oneshot.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2010 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Rhabdophobia 33 reviews
Fear of sexual abuse. Fear of accidents. Fear of looking at myself in the mirror. Contreltophobia. Dystychiphobia. Eisoptrophobia. Fear of people. Fears of getting beaten. Sociophobia. Rhabdophobia. A pairing you've never seen! Including a BTAS Joker!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/1/2010 - J. Crane, Harvey D.
Hard Candy reviews
Hi! My name's Marissa Hardy. I've recorded my story with Harvey and the Joker and stuff. You can read it if you want...I'm not the greatest writer ever. Joker/OC, Harvey/Rachel, Scarecrow/?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,943 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 10/8/2008
Now I Know My ABC's reviews
Hernst drabble. Hanschen writes Ernst a poem in the form of ABC's. The more the poem unravels, the more Hanschen realizes he's in an abusive relationship. And he's the abusive one. Another little section... it's actually 2 oneshots.
Spring Awakening - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Hanschen R., Ernst R. - Complete
Stale Candy reviews
What happens when the Joker takes Harley "under his wing", leaving Candy stale? Oneshot, featuring TDK fic "Hard Candy" star Marissa "Candy" Hardy and Batman Begins' Scarecrow, NOT BTAS SCARECROW. JokerOC and VERY mild ScareFace.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Joker, Harley Q. - Complete
Canvas reviews
Tallest Red has a habit that's pretty hard to kick. Songfic to Imogen Heap's "Canvas".
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Red, Purple - Complete
Never Say Never reviews
Wilson was more distant. He was past the point of help. Songfic, dark!wilson, with an OC just in it a little. Everything you could ever want in a fanfiction! NO SLASH HERE, KIDS.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2009 - J. Wilson - Complete
It All Sunk In 2 reviews
Sequel to It All Sunk In--peanut butter bloodbath time!
Shinzo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
It All Sunk In reviews
Ryuma gives up.
Shinzo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete