Ok. Hi. This is Duchess. This used to be a joint account. However, I am the only one using it and have rebooted the entire profile. It's gotten a lot smaller since then. I guess that puts more emphasis on my writing which is, hello, kinda the freaking point of this site. Apparently, I didn't understand that in 7th grade when I made this account. Obviously grown a bit since then in maturity (normally) and my writing has hopefully grown accordingly.

Because of this, I'm considering removing some of my earlier works from this site. They are terrible and I really don't want my name associated with them.

Random Quotes:

Petruchio: I'm going to go lie down, pull myself together, then I'm rip your knickers off and have sex with you.
Line from Shakespeare's Retold: The Taming of the Shrew

Sherlock: DOn't make people into heroes, John. Heroes don't exist and even if they did, I wouldn't be one of them.
From BBC's Sherlock

Sherlock: Oh, look at you lot. You're all so vacant. Is it nice not being me? It must be so relaxing.

Sherlock: Shut up.
Lestrade: I didn't say anyth--
Sherlock: You were thinking. It's annoying.

John: That...was amazing.
Sherlock: Do you think so?
John: Of course it was, it was extraordinary. It was quite extraordinary.
Sherlock: That's not what people normally say.
John: What do people normally say?
Sherlock: Piss off.

John: That's fantastic!
Sherlock: Do you know you do that out loud?
John: Sorry, I'll shut up.
Sherlock: No, it's... fine.

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Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: -I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

95 percent of teenagers care about popularity. If you like pretzels, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.