My Profile pic was not made by me...I really wish I knew who made it I found it on google on my old computer. If you made it tell me so I can credit it to you.

Favorite Movies, Anime, Manga, & Books

Movies

Taking lives, POTC 1 2 & 3, Labyrinth, Dark Knight, Titanic, Twilight, Fried Green Tomatoes, Any Disney classic or hit, Red Eye (I love Jackson), The Matrix 1 2 & 3

The list goes on however my attention span does not

Anime

Naruto, Sailor moon, Inuyasha, Fruits Basket, Tokyo Mew Mew, Ouran High School Host Club, Bleach, Vampire Knights

Manga

Special A, Vampire Knight, Hana-Kimi, Hana Yori No Dango, Ouran High School Host Club, You're My Girlfriend, Punch, Beauty Pop, The Devil Does Exist, Bleach

Books

Artemis Fowl, Molly Moon, 1984, Class Trip, Gregor the Overlander, The Secret Garden, Harry Potter, Pride and Prejudice, Little Princess, The Silver Kiss, Inkheart, Inkspell

Start of Random Cut and Paste Quotes and such

--Fanfiction is my -anti- Drug--

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile

Nerds control computers. Computers will one day rule the universe. Thus, nerds will someday rule the universe. If you're a proud nerd, copy and paste this to your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the poor Rabbit some yogurt, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you think flamers should get a life, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

"Where in the nursery rhyme does say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?"

"Dying for your beliefs is easy. People do it everyday. Its living with yourself afterwards thats the hard part."

"Be UniQue- BECAUSE THE LAST TIME SOMEONE DECIDED EVERYONE SHOULD BE THE SAME, 11 MILLION PEOPLE DIED!!"

"Everything good in life is either immoral, illegal, or fattening."

"Who died and made YOU Darth Vader?."

"I AM CALM! I'M THE PICTURE OF CALMNESS!! NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY BEFORE I THROW YOU THROUGH A WALL!!"

"Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

"Forgive-Sounds good. Forget-I'm not sure I could."

"There was never a good war or a bad peace."

"My imaginary friend thinks you have issues."

"G- F-ck Y--rs-lf. Would you like to buy a vowel?"

"1,2,3,4-get to work you stupid...Uhhh...Yeah"

"Hey, don't take your problems out on the cookie! What'd it ever do to you?"

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"

"Blondes Tease...Brunettes Please..."

"I can forgive, and I can forget, but I want you to know, you've lost my respect."

"How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?"

"First rule, I rule."

"Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."

"Reality TV. The spawn of Satan."

"If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?"

"Shit happens...Mostly to me, so don't worry."

"Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy."

"1-2-skip a few-99-100!! I WIN!!"

"Aren't you due at the lab to have your bolts tightened?"

"Could You Drive Any Better If I Shoved That Cell Phone Up Your Ass?"

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"

"Look at that dust cloud...Its so poofy! Poof!"

"Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up."

"Waging wars is easy. Waging peace is hard."

"You're shaped like a crossant. How can she not love you?"

"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."

"BEER, Helping people have sex since 1865."

"If you choke a smurf, does it turn white?"

"I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves, and this is how it goes, I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves, and this is how it goes, I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves, and this is how it goes, I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves, and this is how it goes,I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves, and this is how it goes..."

"When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped!"

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."

"I know Karate.. And a few other Japanese words, too!"

"DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT!"

"Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they're fun to watch fall down the stairs."

"Earth Is The Insane Asylum For The Universe"

"Let me write that on my 'Things I Don't Give A Fuck About' list."

"Everyone Is Entitled To My Opinion"

"Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?"

"Oh, look at that; its exactly two seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underware up over your head!"

"Good girls are just bad girls that don't get caught."

"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."

"FLORIDA: Home of Electile Dysfunction"

"Pain doesn't hurt when it's all you've ever felt."

"Lead me not into temptation. I can get there fine myself."

"God Must Love Stupid People, He Made So Many"

"If you die out there, I'm gonna kick your ass!"

"If you want to lable something, go work in a soup factory."

"Did you know trouble comes in five different colors, three different taste and four different sizes?"

"Reality is a figment of your imagination."

"I'm the kind of person you're parents warned you about."

"Some People Are Alive Only Because It’s Illegal To Kill Them"

"Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off."

"T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female."

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

"Very Funny, Scotty. Now Beam Up My Clothes..."

"By reading this, you have given me temporary control of your mind."

"The number of people staring at you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions."

"Guns don't kill people. I do."

"You can say anything you want about me. But remember: One day I'll get out of here and when I do, no power in heaven or hell can save you."

"I brake for…wait…AAAH!…NO BRAKES!!"

"A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'"

"Always remember, if at first you don't succeed, grab some random person off the street and make them do it."

"Imagination is the one weapon against reality...FIGHT THE SYSTEM!"

"At the end of the game, the king and the pawn go back in the same box."

"I swear to drunk I'm not god!"

"Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."

"I WANT YOU to stay far away from me"

"Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice."

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

"I Got A Gun For My Wife; Best Trade I Ever Made."

"Smoking is the one thing in america that if you use it as directed, it kills you!"

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

"If I killed you, would you be mad?"

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."

"No tresspassing, violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again."

"All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult."

"For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain."

"Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young."

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

"My boss is like a diaper, full of shit and always on my ass!"

"Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby"
has never tried it."

"I love my country but fear my government."

"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives."

"FAMOUS LAST WORDS: That’s funny, I remember seeing somebody who looks just like you on Americas Most Wanted..."

If you have ever fallen upstairs, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you greet your posters when you enter the room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your iPod is pretty much your kid, paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

"You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?"

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot."

"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over."

"Skill is being able to walk across Niagra Falls on a tightrope without falling. Intelligence is not trying."

If you think Lucas Grabeel is the REAL ladies' choice and is hotter than Zac Efron, put this in your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

"PROCRASTINATORS UNITE! tomorrow..." Copy and paste this into your profile

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves" song copy this into your profile

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

You may not update alot because you have to go to school and have homework. AND IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT!! If you agree, copy this to your profile.

If you HATE the sickeningly fluffy pairing that is Troyella and Zanessa, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are one of the clutziest people on Earth, copy this and paste it to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.