theidiotgirlhide bio
 Author has written 26 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Doctor Who. The Fandom: Every couple I’ve ever shipped has been doomed to either not happen or break up. No joke. I’m a jinx. That being said, some of the ships I support are: Jacob/Bella (Twilight), Jasper/Leah (Twilight), Jasper/Angela (Twilight), Rory/Jess (Gilmore Girls), Dawson/Joey (Dawson’s Creek), Rogue/Wolverine (X-Men), Veronica/Piz (Veronica Mars), Claire/Peter (Heroes), Jareth/Sarah (The Labyrinth), Harry/Hermione (Harry Potter), Doctor/Rose (Doctor Who), Arnold/Helga (Hey Arnold!), Sheldon/Penny (The Big Bang Theory), and Dean Winchester (Supernatural) and me. Seriously, he’s a hunk. |
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The Passing Years by rainypromise reviews
After Eclipse,Jacob came back, got his life together and did pretty good,then he found out that for the last two years, Bella had been living in Port Angeles, that she was still human and unmarried. So now, of course, all bets are off.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 114,949 - Reviews: 2183 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Jacob, Bella
Sawdust and Ashes by Finnigan Geist reviews
Jess knew full well that worse things than him hid in the darkness. UPDATE: this story is on permanent hiatus. Please see my profile for more information.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 94,797 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Jess M., Luke D.
Cowboys & Indians by Minisinoo reviews
Lessons on the road in a journey through time. Existentialism, a Texas pow-wow, a '67 Mustang, a bar brawl, Pocahontas, and Jack Kerouac. Sometimes, family is chosen, even if they're not who we expect. Jasper, Leah & Seth, Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,891 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
Stinging Knees by bubblewarp reviews
The war is over and the country celebrates. Alone in a dusty room in a Telmarine castle, far removed from societal expectations and the inevitable future, a boy and a girl - a future king and former queen - collide. Susan/Caspian
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Redemption by TrappedInPast reviews
Sometimes forgiveness is even harder than letting go. Literati. Complete.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,097 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete
The Long Wait till Judgment by Marble Rose reviews
They’re the definition of starcrossed lovers, Romeo and Juliet have nothing on them. At least those two could die and put themselves out of their misery. Warning: Cesty Paire.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,569 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Peter P., Claire B. - Complete
Verboten by alaricnomad reviews
SemiAU, PeterClaire. Written to revelations in 1.14 Distractions. The clock just kept on ticking, counting down the end of everything they'd known together. ONESHOT.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Peter P., Claire B. - Complete
Serenity by Arella1 reviews
An alternate ending. What does Peter really want? PeterWendy
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/29/2006 - [Wendy D., Peter Pan] - Complete
Death of a Ghost by Angeleyez reviews
When Jess returns to Stars Hollow to visit his mom, he discovers that Rory has erased him from her life. Permanently.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,976 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Rory G., Jess M.
Ape Lust by Never-Rebel reviews
Jess tries, and Chilton accepts. It's all he has to offer her, so he keeps on trying. Begins partway through season one: Jess arrived earlier. Literati.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,179 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004
Defending Bjork by MahliaLily reviews
Completed 9.12.04. What if Rory and Jess had destroyed the snowman in "Bracebridge Dinner"? What if everything had been different? What if Season 2 had gone my way? Lit and JJ
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 149,958 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 11/10/2002 - Complete
Being Right is Overrated by kimlockt reviews
Literati. 'Beautiful. She called him beautiful.' -- The after effects as Jess feels it.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,272 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 2/18/2003
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we are well on our way to being okay reviews
A celebration in Diagon Alley, just after the war. Ten/Rose.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Rose T. - Complete
This Is It reviews
Bella thinks that years from now she will always remember this. This exact moment, right here. She will tell anyone interested enough that she knew, long before Jacob did, that they were going to kiss.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
This Is What Matters reviews
Jacob and Bella, years down the line, spending Christmas with their family. Written for the Jacob/Bella Big Bang over at livejournal.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,508 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
I Have Traveled The Cosmos To Find You reviews
Time does not stop at the sound of his voice. Nor does the universe collapse when she reaches for him or when he reaches for her, it is rather hard to tell - the end result is still the same, their bodies tangled. Ten/Rose, Eleven/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Getting By reviews
Jacob, Bella, and a few moments they’ve shared.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Welcome Home, Jacob Black reviews
Jake comes back, and Bella confronts him. Or, something like that.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
they all begin the same reviews
Edward, Bella, mostly Edward. And he’s got a gun to the heart, no time left. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
our love is waning reviews
Jacob, Bella, and this is all she can give.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
We Could Steal Time reviews
Jacob, Bella, and the years keep slipping past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Far Away Places reviews
Bella, and time keeps ticking by.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella - Complete
I Was Once A Loyal Lover reviews
Edward, Emily, and a casserole. Oh, the many ways to fall in love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Edward, Emily
Your Heart Is An Empty Room reviews
Jacob, Bella, and he promised her easy. This is anything but easy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Jacob, Bella
Your Love Is Going To Drown reviews
Angela, Mike, and it’s a dangerous thing kissing someone you shouldn’t.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Mike, Angela
Wonderful Life reviews
Quil tells Claire the story of Jacob and Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Tiny Vessels reviews
Renee, Bella, and they both have a habit of running away.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Bella, Renée
Love Letter reviews
Jacob, Bella, and a sheet of yellow legal paper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Slept All Night reviews
Jacob, Bella, and this is the exact moment he knows he loves her.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
i utter what you dare not speak reviews
Jacob, Bella, and her back is to the wall.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Pure reviews
Edward Cullen is no monster.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Edward
Ghost Stories reviews
Jacob, the ghost of Bella Swan follows him like a shadow.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Headlock reviews
Harry, Hermione, because a love affair never looked this good.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Birches reviews
Jacob, Bella, and they're destined. Twilight/The Host
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Shoot The Moon reviews
Jacob, Bella, a hotel in Nebraska. This is his last shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Complete
Silver Lining reviews
Jacob, Bella, and the open road. He's bound to lose her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Endings reviews
Harry, Hermine, and the end of something.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The World Spins Madly On reviews
The whole world is moving and I’m standing still. HHr, with a dash of RHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
