I LOVE Star Wars fan fics! They are, like, the ones I read all the time. I really love Batman. Fruits Basket is really awesome, too.

LIKES

"Padme lives" stories

"Padme in the afterlife" stories

Funny stories

Crossovers

Alternate endings

Batman

Napoleon Dynamite(Gosh!)

Fruits Basket

Death Note

S.A

DISLIKES

Lord of the Rings

OBIDALAS (I HATE these! They're 11 years apart! Gross!)

I might be alone on this, but I HATE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL! There I said it. The sequel, however, was not as bad as the first, except for the part where they tried to establish chemistry between Gabriella and Ryan. BLEEEECCHH! I almost hurled.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

I've been thinking recently, and I've thought of a way for Trekkers and Star Wars fans to get along. Sure, Star Wars and Star Trek have their major differences, but there is a connection between the two. SPACE RULES! So if you're in a room with a Trekker, Star Wars fan, and LOTR fan, Star Wars and Star Trek should join forces and take down the fan of fantasy, for they are the real enemies.

note: If a LOTR fan tries to take you down with a "Lord of the Rings won Best Picture" comment, tell them THE ACADEMY DOESN'T KNOW SQUAT! C'mon they LIKED Good Night and Good Luck, the most boring film of my life.

I've realized whenever someone calls me a bitch or says "I hate you," it's actually a good thing. It means I've gotten a better grade than them or it's because I made the shot at basketball.

EX: My friend Bailu and me after Geometry class

Bailu: What grade did you get on the test?

Me: 93

Bailu: I hate you!

Me: :)

Bailu: I got an 89

So if someone calls you a name, don't get upset, it just means you beat them at something! Be happy!

Fave Star Wars Characters

1) Padme Naberrie Amidala Skywalker (her full name)

2) Anakin Skywalker

3)Leia Amidala Skywalker Organa Solo (Yes, she does have a middle name)

4)Luke Skywalker

5) Obi-Wan Kenobi

6) R2-D2

7)C-3PO

8) Han Solo

9) Mace Windu

10) Yoda

Relationships: Jacen/Tenel Ka, Anakin/Padme, Han/Leia, Mara/Luke, basically all the canon couples

Fave Fruits Basket Characters

1) Hatsuharu Sohma (Ok, so I like to write people's full names...So WHAT?!)

2)Shigure Sohma

3)Hatori Sohma

4)Ayame Sohma

5)Akito Sohma

6)Rin Sohma

7)Ren Sohma (The black-haired chicks rock!)

8)Kakeru Manabe

9)Kazuma Sohma

10) Megumi Hanajima

Fave Relationships:

Ayame/Mine

Yuki/Machi

Ren/Akira

Shigure/Akito

Haru/Rin

Kyo/Tohru

I'm not so much a fan of couples as I am of groups of friends. I mainly prefer stories that include everyone but if it had to be split, I like Yuki/Tohru/Kyo (I love love triangles), Haru/Rin/Kisa/Hiro, and Mabudachi Trio Akito, When it comes to love triangles, I don't care about whoever wins the triangle, I just care about watching them fight over someone. so if you ask me whether or not I like Kyoru or Yukiru better, I honestly cannot bring myself to make a decision, I've tried, and I don't really have a preference. Also I only like Kureno/Akito stories that exaggerate the Master/sevant relationship (He is sooo her bitch!)

Hey, why is it that Kureno is leashed like a dog, but Shigure is free as a bird, y'know, 'cause he lives in a different house? That's just plain ironic, the dog and bird are switched. Also Rin and Haru wear collars.

Rules for Visiting Akito

Make sure of the following:

His nails are clipped

There is no glass present in the room

He is unarmed

You wear protective gear

You have ear plugs, because he can scream

All sharp or pointy ends have been taped down

You don't have bad news

If the time in which you want to visit meets those conditions, than you have a better chance walking out of the Sohma Main House uninjured and still loving life.

People You Do Not Wish A Happy Mother's Day (unless you want to die)

Leia Solo

Tohru Honda

Jacen Solo

Kyo Sohma

Anakin Skywalker

Akito Sohma

Ben Skywalker

Rin Sohma

Luke Skywalker

Momiji Sohma

Yuki Sohma

Machi Kuragi

What the fuck is all of this up there. Don't read that, I haven't been 14 in almost a decade. This account is a ghost town and should stay that way.