Stories: 4
Words: 22, 200
Reviews: 69
Chapters: 24

Hello! My pen name is Einstein-006! I really like reading and writing, but I only like writing if I'm typing. I hate writing with a pen/pencil, because it hurts me delicate hands. I generally write humor stories, because I'm bad at action or adventure, I get scared of horror, and romance is way too HARD to write about! I don't see how people do it so will, but maybe I will in a few years... I am planning on trying a get-together fic, but I dunno.

I like computer gaming A LOT! I enjoy playing Star Wars: Galactic Battlegrounds, Half-life, Team Fortress Classic, Counter-Strike, Age of Empires, and Age of Kings. For video games, I like Super Smash Brothers Melee, Rogue Squadron 2: Rogue Leader, Luigi's Mansion, Goldeneye, and lots of other stuff.

I haven't been a member very long, but I have read lots of stories on this site. Dragonball Z is ALL I read about, but I am writing a fantasy epic right now.

Oh yeah, I LOVE REVIEWS, even if they say "DAMN YOUR STORY SUCKS YOU LOSER!". I don't like getting thsoe reviews, but they are still reviews.

Dragonball Z, of course, is my favorite show, anime, TV watching thingy in the entire world! Piccolo is my favorite character, he could easily beat Goku SSJ1 billion 1/2! He would just keep regenerating himself! And when Goku got tired, he would go in for the finishing move!

I also have a least favorite character! ANDROID 18 A.K.A Juuhachigou, in Japanese. See, I'm bilingual? Anyway, she sucks with a passion. SAME WITH CELL AND 17 AND GERO AND ALL OF HIS AWESOME ANDROID HENCHMAN. Android 16 is excluded, because I like how he loves peace. It would have been nice if he had defeated Cell stage 1, but Gohan took care of Cell stage 3, so no problem there.

Goku is really cool also. I got the anime tape of him transforming into a Super Saiyain a while back, but I still watch it! Especially the last episode on that thing, wow, Frieza gets pounded! Although, Goku could have just ripped Frieza-- never mind, it's not like you care.

Oh yeah, I always write stories with at least 5+ chapter potential, as they always get more reviews than the 1 chapter fics. So instead of writing several different fics, I combined a lot of them into 1 general article/column thing, called Goku, Don't! It's lots of fun to write, because 1.) I get lots of reviews 2.) I got good reviews 3.)I have fun writing it 4.) It's funny, and I like writing AND reading funny Dragonball Z stories!

Enjoy my stories, and if you don't, then I don't really care.

Oh yes, I even made a rating system to rate yourself, like if you have a low number of reviews, you won't be a Saiyain, but if you have a high number of reviews, you'll be Vegeta. Oh, this is ALL of your story's review's COMBINED.

0-5 Reviews-Bulma
10-30 Reviews-Chichi
30-50 Reviews-Chaotzu
50-70 Reviews-Yamcha
70-100 Reviews-Tien
100-150 Reviews-Android 18
150-200 Reviews-Piccolo
200-400 Reviews-Trunks
400-600 Reviews-Goten
600-1000 Reviews-Gohan
1000-5000 Reviews-Vegeta
5000-10,000 Reviews-Goku

I also have some favorite authors, and I will list their power levels...

Einstein 006-4 stories-69 Reviews-Yamcha

ChichiX-37 stories-574 Reviews-Goten

Princess Mitaku-3 stories-45 Reviews-Chaotzu