Could a drunken mistake be the best thing that ever happened to them? A lot can happen before an annulment is finalized... After all, as House said himself, the most successful marriages are based on lies... HouseCameron

Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY

Chase was a precocious little tyke, wasn't he?

Claire learns about "the birds and the bees" at school. How does Quil react when she gets home and starts asking him questions? As she gets older, how does he deal with the questions of a teenage girl? Rated T for later chapters

This AU Hameron fic takes place at the end of the Tritter ARC. Cam walks in on House and Cuddy in a compromising position and can't handle it. This story deals with attempted suicide and how it changes a relationship forever. HouseCameron Now UPDATED!

Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!

Bella is a 16 yr old Olympic gymnast for the USA. Edward Cullen is the all around American and World Swimming Champion, and gold medal favorite at only 18. Going for the Gold takes on a whole new meaning when these two champions meet in an all out competi

What if there was reason to why Gibbs treats Abby differently. With Gibbs heading off to Paris tragedy is about to strike...but strike who...

In response to Edward's rules and demands, Bella feels it's only fair she gets to influence his behaviour as well. This is a sequel to The Ultimate Survival Guide.

CameronThirteen. AU future!fic. Thirteen is admitted to the hospital after sustaining a serious injury and Cameron is the doctor on call. Femslash.

Lists of 10 things such as: 10 Things the Volturi Frequently do, 10 Things Edward Does while Bella Sleeps, and 10 Cullen Nicknames! Which Twilight character bought a Snuggie? Find out in Ch. 7! Companion to 10 Things: Harry Potter Style. More to come!

Can someone convince Sara there is a Santa Claus? This is my very first Christmas story so enjoy. This set in my own alternate universe where it is safe from CBS...

New Moon from Edward's perspective. Sometimes it's not enough to want. Sometimes it's not enough to need. Sometimes it's just not that simple. Sometimes goodbye's the only way. Fully canon, full length and in character retelling of NM in Epov. In progress

One shot: Bella is dazzled into an impromptu piano lesson.

Bella enjoys that she's going to teach a class at Dartmouth, but Emmett just ahas to ruin her fun. Avenue Q songfic

Sick of cliche crap? Great, me too! So I decided to be as obnoxious as possible, and make fun of them in the most blatant way possible! Behold- Ridiculology, Twilight Edition! rating may change

13/Cam femslash. What happened on the sofa stays on the sofa. Even if it was just for three seconds.

Bella is a college student who, of course, has an accident and now gets to go to physical therapy. What she finds there will change her life forever. All human traditional pairings, heavy on the BxE. College experiences aplenty! Sweet, romantic edward....

Gibbs is alone and cold in a disused hangar, it windy, he's full of bruises and is still bleeding. A man is waiting for an appointment with his partner. Abby's still having some visions, Kate is scared and Tony's starting to have a breakdown...

House can't find Thirteen. 13/Cam oneshot

It's really sad when I can truthfully say that my period makes me act like a werewolf." Claire suffers a fall, and Quil saves her. Kind of. Quil/Claire.

Femslash. 13/Cam. AU version of Hunting. Instead of Chase, it's Thirteen who's pinned to the wall. Spoilers for Hunting Season 2 Episode 7 .

Femslash. Cameron/13. Thirteen finds Cameron asleep in an exam room. The fic is set during the ep No More Mr Nice Guy, but there are no major spoilers. Prompt: "Exam Room" for the House Femslash Ficathon.

Alice always wins. End of story.

Alice and Bella were bored so they decided to play a little joke... slight AlicexBella and EdwardxBella.

What would you see if you looked into the mind of an autistic child?

Alice plays a practical joke on Bella. One shotter! Please read and review! thankies :

House and Cameron have a chat about Thirteen. slight Cameron/Thirteen

You read it correctly--a mind boggling list of everything little CTB has done to change our lives, affect the fandom in any way, or just make for interesting television.

So we’ve all read them. Those atrocious fics, those grammatically incorrect figments of imagination, which would offend and shame any fluent English speaker. Here's a parody. House&Wilson slash.

When Cameron's sister gets sick, House discovers the real reason Cameron likes damaged people. But now that he's fixed her sister, will Cameron and House be able to fix each other? HouseCam

What would have happened if Grissom had gone after Sara...another GSR tale...yes there is angst and romance and drama and.... read for yourself.

3am ficlet. Lesbianism and mild sex scene. Don't like, don't read - but please do! Thirteen/Cameron.

Chase and Foreman are held captive and Chase is attacked. No one is left untouched by the fallout. This is a recovery fic in which most of the characters are doing some heavy self evaluation.

—3: Rock Hard— "Rock HARD ON... get it?" It was on a normal day that I almost died for the second time. Or ... as normal a day as humanly – haha! Humanly ... – possible at the Cullen house.

Grissom finds himself attracted to a young brunette he has met in San Francisco and suddenly his world along with hers changes forever. Much lighter than the others...yes there is angst but much more humor and romance.

Alice gets board with being by herself while Bella's in the house. She drags Bella to her room and they build a 'cubby' in which, they discuss some pretty normal things... The boys see it in a whole different light! Nothing is what it seems... ONE/SHOT!

House calls out something unexpected whist making love to Stacy. But maybe switching of his brain for that moment truely switched on his heart. TAG Need to Know HouseStacyness in the first chapter but will be HouseCam

GSR; a fluffy drabble. Grissom watches Sara sleep, he thinks she's beautiful.

A House and Cameron story. Love and Pregnancy basically... there might even be some humour involved at some point. My first House MD fanfiction... be kind. Part 1 of an ongoing series. Chapter 17 now up! x

Sara looses something before her bath time. Guess who she suspects who took it? I know my summary sucks... CS pairing. Don't like, don't read!

Edward's love for Bella and his desire. The ways both come together and are so much the same thing. Restraint, longing, and that untarnished devotion that makes one thing true - that she is his everything. A short one-shot of M-rated, early Eclipse fluff.

Cameron's POV. CameronCuddy pairing. Eating disorder content. Slow progressing relationship so if you're looking for fluff and happiness this isn't the type of fic you want to be reading. Contains lots of angst.

Catherine gets tired of Sara refusing to talk about her past. femslash. Catherine/Sara. Warnings: Mention of self harm, non-explicit description of child abuse.

Bella is tormented and tortured by her peers. When she has almost given up, beauty finds her ... in more than one way. BellaxEdward.

I gave her a panic attack. Damn, I might be a bastard, but I never thought that I’d actually give someone a medical condition. Why do I constantly have to hurt her?"

In which Wilson has a severe anxiety attack. House/Wilson

I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship. GSR

Foreman is surprised when Chase partakes in an annual Australian charity event. Oneshot.

AU: Takes place after Cameron leaves House's team. Cameron is living in Philadelphia and finds herself needing House's help. This has eight chapters and one of them will be rated Mature. Slow progression to them getting together in the last few chapters.

A bizarre cataclysm on the set sends actors Hugh and Jennifer into the world of House. And House & Cameron are brought to our world. Can these duos learn to survive or will they be so caught up in the drama that they miss their only chance to return home?

Everybody lies. We all know that. Want to find out the truth about the House M.D. characters? Ever seen the entire Grey's Anatomy cast crave for a bag of Skittles? Read this! PARODY!

Takes place shortly after All In. Allison gets sick, House takes care of her to get out of clinic duty, craziness accumulates! Pairings HouseCameron.

A dirty email message is mistakenly sent to someone in the lab by Sara. CS

AU, where Addison stays. Izzie becomes brain damaged as a result of a bad car accident and Addison has to learn to cope with someone who doesn't remember her. Callie is Addie's best friend. Does she become more to her than just a support? COMPLETED.

Steve McQueen was nearly four years old. That's a long life for a rat. House copes while Wilson digs.

He always holds her hand. GSR, Spoilers through 8x02 A La Cart as well as potential future spoilers. Proceed with caution.

Cameron has either grown a backbone, or something is very wrong. It's my first fanfic, plz be nice and Review. HouseCameron CHAPTER 7 is here!

Pure GSR as always. Grissom discovers the reason for Sara's nightmares as the team works 3 rapemurder cases committed by the same person. He discovers a similar case and Sara's name is in it.

Inspired by thelonegunwoman's fic getting more like fiction.

Alex is everyones hero...but he doesn't see it that way. I wasn’t trying to save dozens of lives. I was only trying to save one.” A shooting at Joe's leaves Izzie seriously injured and Alex to pick up the pieces.

The ducklings IM each other. Originally a oneshot, now expanded by popular demand, AND, there's a plot in there somewhere now, too! Enjoy, and please lemme know what you think.

Three team members discuss one of their weirdest dreams. An effort to end the war of angst. SS mentioned

A traumatic event causes Sara to have worse nightmares than usual. CS Chapter two final up

This is a response to a challenge on Yahoo Snickers Fan Fic Sara wakes up with Amnesia after being kidnapped by the Miniature Killer possible spoilers for end of season

Cameron is a daddy's girl. What happens when another man comes along to take that away? Camerons fathers POV. Not a good summery, but PLEASE GIVE IT A CHANCE

In the aftermath of the Estelle saga, Kelly finds an old letter in a box she never knew she had and suddenly, everything changes. This is one of my oldest tics, originally written in late 2005.

What would happen if Sara had 20 cups of coffee? This is what would happen...

Bella is always reluctant when Edward wants to buy her a new car. Is there a secret reason she likes her truck so much? And don't worry where they are driving. It doesn't matter.

NS He who loses faith, loses all. Complete.

Post Haunting, A man brings his daughter in, they have no idea what is wrong with her. When Cameron comes up with a possible diagnosis, something happens that brings Chase closer to her then ever.

Some home truths from Doctor House. HouseCameron. One shot. Reviews welcome.

Just what really happened when Renee came to take Bella home to Florida in New Moon? Written for the Take a walk in my shoes contest.

Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.

Disney meets House MD! A parody by me! Cameron as the damsel in distress! Wilson as the noble steed! Read to find out more! Chase as the fairy godmother! Is that enough exclaimation marks for you? COMPLETE!

If you're looking for Mary Sues, bad characters, and characters not quite acting like themselves, have I got a story for you! This was the first piece of fanfiction I wrote, and is still up as a testament to my progress. Read it and weep!

A little HouseCam poem in House's perspective. Hope you like! R&R

[OneShot Improv Response] Following an outburst at the lab Sara's sent in for a psych evaluation.

A short scene, written as if the CSI folks were following some baaad fanfic. Rated R for...references. No spoilers.