Holla all, I'm Obsessive Vampire stalker

I'm 17 years old

I've been know for randomly talking about myself in a third person with out knowing it and talking to inanimate objects but I cant help that, those crayons are just so darn intresting.

I have black hair and brown eyes.

I AM A TWILIGHT FANATIC! ONE OF THE ORIGNIAL TWILIGHT FANATICS! YEP THAT RIGHT, THE EXACT TYPE THAT PEOPLE USED TO PICK ON FOR CARRYING TWILIGHT AROUND EVERY WHERE AND QUOTING IT EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY BEFORE IT BECAME THE 'IT' THING.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

ATTENTION READERS

ALL MY STORIES ARE ON HIATIS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

I AM CURRENTLY DOING AT A COURSE IN CHILDCARE AT TAFE. IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE 12 MONTHS LONG BUT THE PEOPLE RUNNING IT DECIDED TO MAKE IT ONLY 6 MONTHS LONG, SO I HAVE 12 MONTHS WORTH OF WORK TO DO IN 6 MONTHS!

ALSO I AM HAVING TROUBLE COMING UP WITH IDEAS FOR MY STORIES AND IF I DO HAVE IDEAS I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT THEM DOWN ON PAPER.

SORRY TO THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING MY STORYS FOR THE PAST FEW YEARS, HOPEFULLY I SHOULD BE ABLE TO CONTINUE WITH MY WRITING SOON BUT UNTIL THEN.

KEEP READING

THANKYOU