Hi I'm not real sure what to put here... so here...

I change my picture every few weeks, because I can...

Name: Rurouni, Ruroni_angel, Rouni, Ruroni Angel, and well... JJ, and Jordan... I hate being called JJ, and yes Jordan is my real name, I was named after an Actress from the 40's...

Age: 5,055, 201, my real age... none of your F..king business

Gender: Female, now let me write "DUHH!!" on your forehead.

Height/Weight: no clue and don't you know it's rude to ask a lady's weight

Physical features: Brunett, green eyes, achne, no further info needed.

Favorite Color: Any Jewel tone color

Favorite anime: too many to list

Favorite Manga: anything by Clamp, Hana-Kimi, FMA, Fushig Yugi, Ceres, Crimson Hero, Alice 19th, Rurouni Kenshin, Skip Beat, Black Cat, and one not listed on Red River.

Favorite Animal: Wolf, eagle, Lion, Tiger, Horse, Cat and Dog

Favorite Mythical Creatures: Dragon, Unicorn, Pegasuse, Gryphon, Tolken's Elves, Patrica Briggs Werewolves, Vampires, Walkers (If you know what that is)

Me Facts:

1. I'm an artist, drawing pictures based on many of my stories and other things I read. Unfortunatly I can't put them on the internet because my dad won't let me hook up to his scaner, his wires are set up weird and he won't let me miss with them because his company set it up for him. JOBS SUCK!! (yes I know TMI and VR, for those who don't speak short that 'too much info' and 'very random')

2. I want to get published

3. I'm surprisingly quiet in real life

4. I can and have broken someone's nose.

5. I'm taking Karate and a Weapons class, My therapist saids it's good for my anger managment problems . (JK, JK I don't have a therapist, yet)

6. I'm basicly clueless about computers

7. MOST IMPORTANT If you ever meet me in real life and you dump on my Fictions, I WILL beat the ever living c#& out of you.

Quotes

unfortunatly I have none, but here are some ones I like.

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Iroh:Are you two so busy fighting that you cannot see your own ship has set sail?

Zuko: We have no time for your proverbs, uncle!

Iroh:It's no proverb Pirate captians ship is sailing off.

Captain:Bleeding hog monkeys! runs after ship.

Zuko:Points and laughs at him. Sees his own ship with the other pirates in it sailing. Zuko:HEY! That's my boat!

Iroh:Maybe it should be a proverb.

Mulan

"That was close!" "No,that was vial! You owe me BIG!" Mushu and Mulan.

"What do you mean you're not lucky?! You lied to me! And what are you a sheep?!" Mushu

"The huns,they popped out of the snow,like daisies!"Mushu

"Does this dress make me look fat?" Yao

"Mulan,I found the lucky cricket!" Mushu.

"If I was my real size your cow here would die of fright." Mushu

Fullmetal Alchemist

Maes in pink ducky pajamas on the phone: Do you know what time it is? What is it?

Roy at HQ in uniform: Something's been bothering me lately...

Maes: What? About the Scar case?

Roy: No...

Camera zooms out to show all of Roy's subordinates

Roy: I haven't made an appearance lately!

FUN STUFF

If you have ever pushed on a door that said "Pull," copy this into your profile.

Have you ever wanted to shred those too girly fangirls that scream "OHMIGOSH I AM (insert bishie name here)'S WIFE HAHAHA U SUX!" with a hammer? An ax? A chainsaw? Well then, copy and paste this into your profile and spread your feelings to everyone about how fangirlyness SUCKS.

If you like well-written, original characters, but hate Mary-Sues, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Ruroni Angel

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Cppy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile

Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile.

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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask you for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you don't have food

FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Damn... we fucked up... But that shit was fun"

FAKE FRIENDS: have never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: are for a while
REAL FRIENDS: are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you
REAL FRIENDS: will knock them the fuck out

FAKE FRIENDS: say they're busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world
REAL FRIENDS: not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to help you feel better

FAKE FRIENDS: say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours
REAL FRIENDS: come right over and hang out with you, til you either fall asleep, or kick them out

FAKE FRIENDS: will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: will post this

Boyfriends come and go, best friends are forever

High school isn't about finding your HUSBAND, it's about finding you B.R.I.D.E.S.M.A.I.D.S.

A best friend can look at you when you have a smile on your face and ask "What's wrong?"

Friends ask why you're crying, Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the person who made you cry.

Friends will be like, "You deserve better". Best friends will be prank calling him saying "You will die in several days."

Our laughs are limitless.
Our memories are countless.
Our friendships are endless

True Friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget

Friendships are meant to stay together, without giving up on each other

A Best friend is a person who walks in, when the world walks out.

There are 3 things in life EVERY girl needs...
Love to make her weak...
Alcohol to make her strong...
And best friends when both things make her hit the floor.