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Joined 11-30-07, id: 1433828, Profile Updated: 07-29-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

okay, hmm so as for my appearance... i have brown hair that comes to my shoulders with all these natural highlights in it. my eyes are what most would call a pretty blue, but tht i call watered down. and im getting tanner. haha, me, the palest girl in school. who woulda guessed?

Im a major KLUTZ!! the other day I was half running to get my bookbag, and I tripped over air... AIR!! the outcome... not good, I scraped my chin, knee and from the inside of my elbow to my wrist. OUCH!! I know!! ppl are constantly telling me tht I need to slow down before I hurt myself. HAH! very funny...

I MADE THE TRACK TEAM!! SO DID MY BFF BUBBLES

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If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

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If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profilev

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak.i am part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"

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The Vampire Human by pandaheartsNCIS reviews
The Cullen's are finally paired and happy. Starting a new school. That's where they meet Jenny Taylor. She looks human, smells human, and acts human. But is she? R&R! Please read I'm kinda bad at summaries..... Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Emmett
I'll Eat You Alive by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 2764 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Curse of the Smiley by hellopants reviews
Bella and Alice love life at college, they are best friends and have a great apartment. Then Bella finds out she is pregnant from a one night stand with Alice's cousin.. Edward! Rated M for chp 17! I do not own twilight or the Characters, all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,459 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 2,354 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The New Cullen by dazzledbyu88 reviews
Bella becomes part of the Volturi when Edward leaves her. Now, 50 years later she is sent on an undercover mission to live with the Cullens, aka edward. This story is filled with drama, bratty vampires, royalty, balls and masks, and finally, true love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,807 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/14/2007
Bridge to Terabithia: The Lost Journeys by Mark35950 reviews
After the events of the movie, Leslie Burke lives on in the memories of those who loved her and on a farm in North Carolina. She doesn't remember who she is, but strange dreams of a boy she can't recall compell her to find out. Please, Read and Review.
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,936 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 9/14/2007
Welcome to my Life by Hamie120 reviews
Isabella Swan stayed with Charlie after the divorce of her parents. Then she meets the new family in Forks. Can Edward and the rest of the Cullens help Bella when she calls Edward’s cell phone, telling him that she ran away and she’s really hurt? ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 61,765 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Before There Was Venom by Jaden Ink reviews
i ran through the streets of phonix. he went missing. i was running so fast fell. I looked at what I tripped over. It was Edward’s bags and I had fallen in a pool of his blood, Edward nowhere to be found.FULL SUMMARY IN PROFILE!THIS IS TRULY MY BEST STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,983 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
Growing up with the Cullens by KaylaPotter reviews
Bella has been living with the Cullens since she was 5. She knows their secret. Will Bella and Edward relationship only be friendship or will there be more? but there are complication.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,120 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Bella, Edward
Dream a Little Dream by nothingleft reviews
Bella is known for her vivid dreams. What happens after she is changed and no longer has sleep as an escape for her 'freaky' brain? Will her mind find another way to cope? This story tells of how Bella changes- once she's changed. Continuing my ExB fics
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,244 - Reviews: 2760 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
The Strength of Sisters by Stacie-Ann Halliwell reviews
When Edward leaves Bella is by herself and Jacob grows impatient, so when someone comes and saves her, Bella grows insanely close to her new found sister, but what happens when Edward comes back? Full summery inside!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,140 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Are you sure that's her? by ilovemyjasperbaby reviews
Edward dropped the bomb on Bella on leaivng in New Moon. He doesn't come back, but now 2 years later Bella is a successful woman. What happens when they see her and she looks completetly different? She doesn't take Edward back but falls for Jasper!LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008
Falling Up by Xo-SARCASTIC-oX reviews
When you've got a Guy that gets everything,a Girl who's utterly stubborn,who both have problems brewing beneath the surface Throw in the dangerous,intimidating jungle that's high school,and it becomes a whole lot harder for opposites to attract.1000review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,672 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 6/16/2007
What matters the most by KaylaPotter reviews
Bella is a fifty year old vampire who just wants to get out of her own prison cell. Edward is a seventeen year old transfer student who thinks he has nothing to live for. Bella is apart of the Volturi and lives a secret life unknown to her father, Aro.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008
Love in 1918 by LilyAlice reviews
Bella and Edward meet in 1918. How can their love survive when so many factors are trying to pull the apart. Can their love survive death? What if, true love can't conquer all? This is a story of loyalty, love, loss and lust
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,185 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Intersections by JoonBug reviews
The wedding is fast approaching, will fate be cruel or will it go off without a hitch. Re-Write
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,808 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 10/9/2007
We're going camping by LilyAlice reviews
Alice and Emmett decide that the family should go camping since Bella and Edward denied them the fun of throwing bachlor and bachlorette parties. Please tell me what you think.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,441 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Practicing by nothingleft reviews
Bella convinces Edward they should 'practice' their self control before they get married. What effect will this have on them and the other members of their family? Funny, Fluffy, and, eventually, a little lemony. Sequel to The Talk, but stands alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,382 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Dramas of the heart by Xo-SARCASTIC-oX reviews
What will you do when your best friend is the love of your life? What will you do when you have to put family before your other half? What do you do when, in the end, you're not even of the same species anymore? What is there to do? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,989 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 4/7/2007
Paranoia and Schizophrenia by Hamie120 reviews
After loosing Edward, Bella becomes suicidal. For her attempted suicide, she becomes paraniod and schizophrenic: Edward's gonna get her! Will she ever have a normal life without him? Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,393 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
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Fruitloops reviews
Edward is the human, but is escaping with his little sister from their junkie mother. Bella is a vampire and has amazing powers that come with a destiny she doesnt want to fill. the answer to all their problems? love & fruitloops.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Vampire Bunny! reviews
Ok, So wat if Bella became a vampire, But she wanted a pet? So they would have to bite it right? HELP!One-Shot/could turn into somthing.BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008