Illogicallyhide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Transformers/Beast Wars, and Supernatural. This penname is currently used mostly to keep track of and review favorited stories. Due to time constraints any fic uploaded onto this penname will likely be subject to highly sporadic updates. I'm currently mostly active only in the Transformers and Final Fantasy 7 fandom, but there's much more that I enjoy. Also, standard warning for my account on any website: I have this bad habit of starting an account with every intention of using it, then forgetting it exists for months on end. Although I do plan to fill out this bio eventually, it'll probably be a long time in coming. I also have a LiveJournal under the same account name, Illogically, but like this account, there's nothing much there yet. | |||||||
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Lesson in Living by Starath reviews
Five Decepticons find themselves human in another reality from their own. With the help of Casey, they find out why they've been brought here... and it's their only ticket home. Work in Progress, probably 20 chapters or more. R&R, please!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,744 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 5/29/2007
Collision by The Feesh reviews
What happens to a Mustang when a garbage truck T bones it at 60 mph? I don't know. Neither did Barricade. Bayverse, post 2007 movie. Reviews are what keeps me going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,276 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Barricade
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 123,067 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Contra Mundum by Cafei reviews
Transformers AU. Decepticons have spread through the universe, conquering and plundering. Autobot forces are stretched far too thin, and they cannot save everyone...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,041 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 8/1/2007
Lost in Transmission by Koi Lungfish reviews
G1, S2 - Soundwave loses radio contact with Starscream whilst he's on patrol over the ocean.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
On The Care And Feeding Of Humans by Vaeru reviews
Transformers AU. Juxtaposition side story. So you think you're ready for a human all your own, but do you know how to care for one? ... Ratchet and Wheeljack are doing their best to figure it out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,646 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
To Protect and Serve by CasusFere reviews
Sequel to Line of Duty. Barricade's on the job with the LAPD, but not everyone in the department is happy with it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008
Pieces of the Dead by David Hines reviews
Sam and Optimus take a road trip. Movieverse, with some tips of the hat to other formats.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,462 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
In the Line of Duty by CasusFere reviews
After Mission City, Barricade moves to LA and mystifies the local police force.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Barricade - Complete
CSI: Ark by MoonMadKitty reviews
Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,513 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Sparks by vericus reviews
It started with a broken down truck, carried on with giant robots, got twisted up with some Allspark energy, and now the who thing's gone to the Pits. Alex's life has never been more out of her control...literally. An Optimus story!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,883 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Jazz - Complete
Upon A Fiery Steed by Vathara reviews
Daniel. Duo. Two trouble magnets, one very unlucky System Lord... Gundam Wing AU crossover, finally finished!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,091 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 3/27/2004 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
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Stars and Sparks reviews
SG-1's assignment leads them to a beautiful, uninhabited planet. But they're not alone for long, and the ones that show up bring an age-old war with them... SG-1/Transformers crossover.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,258 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 2/1/2008
Not Your Daddy's Mogwai reviews
Sam and Dean find a job that's... slightly unusual, even for them. SPN/Transformers crossover.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Waking the Deeps reviews
Cyberpunk AU. Autobot Systems, Inc. is the leading provider of virtual internet services, but when people online start dying, they need to catch the hacker gang known as the Decepticons.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2008
Dead Dreaming reviews
Humans don't know everything that exists at the bottom of the ocean, and neither do the Decepticons. Sometimes, ignorance truly is bliss.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Radio Rights reviews
On trips, deciding on what to listen to can be difficult. It gets a bit more complicated when the car has a say. Cute little ficbit.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
Buckethead reviews
The little-known tale of Starscream's dare and how Megatron got that helmet. G1, silly little ficbit
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
