Drift teaches Ratchet to spell his name in hand.

Drift is fluent in hand.

Raf laughed and settled back against the window, "No matter what. It's you and me. That'll be enough."

fun fact put me in front of a computer at 2am and tell me how easy it is to become an ordained minister on the internet and not only do i become an ordained minister but i write fanfiction about becoming an ordained minister

You fucked up, kid.

Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, Kenny and Karen are sent by their parents to spend the summer with Stan's great uncle Stan in Gravity Falls, Oregon- where they meet the other kids staying with him at the Mystery Shack, Mabel and Dipper. Demons and Cthulu are involved!

Sure, you're on-course and the sparkeater issue has been resolved, but the Captain is dead and you're the only one on this stupid ship who knows how to write a proper fucking speech.

She's supposed to be doing better.

Blades really doesn't like Knockout the first time they meet, but no one else on Cybertron likes human horror films like he does, and it's hard not to base a friendship on that. Meanwhile, Bee's a little busy with politics.

Slow day at work, drabbled idly in the notepad on my cellphone. Blades and Dani get a rescue call in a snowstorm and find themselves in their own emergency, and Blades doesn't make it out totally intact.

Swappout. Knockout gets killed instead of Breakdown.

Soundwave and Megatron aren't friends the first time they meet. Or the second. The third gets kind of weird.

Soundwave refuses to allow himself to acknowledge reality.

Rodimus is in the hospital being treated for Cosmic Rust, Blurr is recovering after a brush with mortality.

Tailgate tells a story. Pre-cybercrosis.

Bee and Blades share a moment on Cybertron after the restoration while everyone else is celebrating. I am in gay robot hell and you are all coming with me.

It's Halloween in Gravity Falls! 17 year old Kenny McCormick and Dipper Pines are dating and go to Wendy's Halloween party, but Kenny is getting a LITTLE bit too into this whole costume thing.

A sort of spiralling collection of thoughts and memories, some before the war, some during, some after the restoration of cybertron. Soundwave waits in the shadowzone, Rafael refuses to go home, Knockout adjusts to life as an autobot, Ratchet grieves, and more. Spoilers for basically everything, great liberties taken with backstories.

AU set after "The Human Factor" where Project Damacles is successful. Knockout is not happy with his new coworker. Drabble written while I ignored the budget committee because i would rather write transformers fanfiction than actually participate in a meeting

There's a reason the word "Hell' is translated to "Pit" in Cybertronian. It's the closest thing they have. Millions of years ago a Warlord met his first officer there. (totally primeverse)

Bumblee's perspective on Deadlock. Obviously, spoilers for Deadlock.

Woke up this morning with a splitting headache. Killed by pack of stray dogs lateish last night- maybe 8:30? Went to park this morning, found most of remains in a bush. Bagged them, buried them shallow by Stark's Pond. Digging all those holes is getting old, maybe going to start dumping them in the lake instead. Maybe not. Missed first period.

What happens when everyone in South Park becomes part of the cast of the hit anime Neon Genesis Evangelion? Read to find out.

Absolutely pointless K2 fluff. Friend pointed out I only write tragedies, dared me to write fluff. It is terrible. what am i doing. im returning to tragedies goodbye friends i am gone

Kenny's getting older. The more stress he's under, the more he comes to rely on his alter-ego, Mysterion. It starts with blue flowers and ends with red ones. Kyle's POV, K2. Multichap.

Kyle needs a new kidney, and doesn't think he'll find one. He calls a friend who's experienced with death to steady himself, only to be assured he's going to live. Kenny's never been much of a liar, though, and everything he does and says increases Kyle's concern over the circumstances regarding the acquisition of his newest organ. (reuploaded with fixed formatted)

Kyle is in the hospital again, and he isn't walking out. Kenny talks him through the night.

I was fourteen when Kenny broke. Kyle's PoV, oneshot, no ship.

When we were fourteen, Kenny vanished.

Drabble. My power was out and I wrote idly. Don't even bother.

Drabble fic. Kenny's dead. Karen's sad.

One-shot. Dirk Strider raises a little boy he found on a meteor and tries to cope with fact he knows something, someone, is missing.

Blue visits Red on Mt. Silver. Drabble.

In which Silver pretends he is not.

We went out into our world strong and smart and perfect, with no apprehensions. It did not take long to realize how awful the world really was. The world was not ours to lead, it was barely ours to live in.

Kenny writes a letter that Kyle's never going to get. /slash/k2/character death/

Wendy drabble, written by one who does not hate Wendy. Hints of Style one-sided K2.

I yelled his name one last time, just to feel myself say it knowing what it meant- because I knew that because I was so slow, I could never say it again. /K2/

Kyle's getting sick more and more often, with the likelihood of a tragic ending getting stronger and stronger. Kenny can't watch his friend die, and puts an end to it both secretly and dangerously. Can he be stopped before he ends up killing himself?

Kenny said 'I mean if I keep coming back, that must mean that God doesn't want me. So I'd rather believe he isn't there than he hates me, cuz it's hard enough when you have to hate yourself.' Then he went away. /character death/Kyle's POV/

Kenny doesn't want to be selfish. With everything in him he doesn't want to be selfish, but the people he cares about are making it really hard for him not to be- especially Kyle. /Style/K2/

So, Kenny gets a kiss! But, today Kenny is blind from one of his oh-so-common freak accidents, and can't figure out who the heck it is. I wonder? Let's find out. Not going to tell you pairings! Would give away ending!

Based on youtube video of the same name. Kenny dies, and his best friend in the whole world wasn't even there to say goodbye. Stan's POV, talking about how bad he feels.

For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these- 'What might have been.' Kenny knows it's too late to speak up now, and he should have when he had the chance. Now he's stuck here in a prison he built himself, brick by brick, and smile by smile.

Kenny gives a sad insight into how his life's ended up. Sad how it turned out that him and everyone he knew were a lot like glass- easy to shatter. -Style, swearing, suicide, mature themes, etc-

Something's wrong with Naruto today. But his friend's don't know and don't care. What's a guy to do? Possible oneshot- Reviews will make a new chapter happen.

Set after Kaworu Nagisa's death. Shinji has to keep going, but he's been devastated. Kaworu gives him one final push forward.

Death becomes the end. It's a halt, a stop, a finish to one's self. It's an end to the pain in life. For Naruto, when Death fails, he's forced to continue Living with that pain- but occasionally, Life gives one something good. .::SasuNaru::.

Naruto: One poor and unfortunate soul, abandoned by all of those around him. Sasuke: A rich and unfortunate soul whose life should have been perfect. Can these two make their unfortunate, empty lives mean something? .::Sasunaru::. AU fic

Fang wants his powers... what if he gets them? Oneshot fic, veyr old, written after the second book came out. Reposted from DA.

Bella has a Nightmare! Set and written before Breaking Dawn, oneshot. Reposted from DA.

A short, semi AkuRoku set in the KHIIFM clocktower scene, with added bits. Axel's final goodbye to his best friend. .::Oneshot::.

Mark's rambles, set before A Civil Campaign. Oneshot. T for language.

All the Kingdom Hearts characters share an internet chatroom. What sort of shenanigans can they get into? Why does Sora think Zexion is pooh? Why does the Riku clone have the keys to the freezer? Read and find out! Originally published on deviantart