My life is my own.

Favorite Original Saying of Mine: Writers have the same generic dreams as everyone else, love, happiness, success. We just make it sound prettier.

People who are reading and loyal to my stories. I truly appreciate every single one of you. I have some bad news though. I am currently the only one able to work in my family and will not have much time to work on my stories. Whenever I am able to update though, I will send each and every reviewer and favorite selector a private message alerting them to the update. I am sorry for any inconveinience and hope you don't loose faith in me. Oh and one more thing, if people steal the picture I painted and set as my avatar, I will not be pleased. The picture is an original created by me and owned by me. I will not tolerate theivery even though it is only a text messaged copy of the real thing.

The Psychotic Cherry Blossom

Check this out...I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

=^o.o^=
kity c's u

Don't own, originally from Raptor-Chick.

not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.

not talk to fictional characters in public.

not answer fictional characters in public.

not talk to inanimate objects in public.

not go out in public.

6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7.Note expressions.

8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9.Floor is slippery when wet.

10.Lake is slippery when dry.

11.Only talk to strangers you know.

12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.

13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.

14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15.Kill them for security purposes.

16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18.The men in white coats are not your friends.

19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24.Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25.Train army of flying monkeys.

26.Goldfish don't like milk.

not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28.Find out who invented the word "pianist".

29.People are staring at you.

act insane.

31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.

not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.

33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.

'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.

36.Never pet a burning dog.

37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.

38.Naked men dig parkas.

39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

know what would look good on you?

41.Immolated cockroaches.

42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43.The size of Danny DeVito.

44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"

matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49.That way is rum.

50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t.

cannot kill the snow.

53.The snow can kill you.

54.Grass can also kill you.

55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56.Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.

58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.

case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.

not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.

63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65.Remember to kill HIM...

66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.

70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions.

the evidence.

72.But not if it's broken glass.

73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75.Disregard last note.

76.Note reactions.

77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78.Stock up on ball point pens.

79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

not stick fingers into blender.

82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.

83.Blood loss is bad.

84.Find way to re-attatch fingers.

85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86.Answer every question with a question.

87.Ask people what gender they are.

88.Note reactions.

89.Refer to people as "mortal".

90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.

91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94.Kill them.

95.Brutally.

96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97.Dunk head in boiling water.

98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.

99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

If Orochimaru creeps the shit out of you,copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name. Lily, The Crazy Evil Akatsuki Neko, Mood-chan-SIRIUS IS UBER HOT, VampireArgonian92, NejiTenfanforever, Psychotic Cherry Blossom,

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you got anyone addicted to Naruto in your life (including friends, familiy, etc...) or any anime, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

It takes 44 muscles to frown, but only 4 to stick up your middle finger and say 'Bite me!'

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been screwed over by your best friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a wall while looking at some one else and had them see you, copy this into your profile.

If you think that animals are to look at and not to eat, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God- forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

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Copy this bunny into your profile to help it achieve world domination.
Also join the dark side, we have cookies!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

Here is some random stuff about me

I am a vegetarian.
I support gay marriages.
I love music. I couldn't live without it for a day.
I am NOT a hopeless or a hopeful romantic.
I love art.
I hate my one of my parents more then any normal teenager should. But oh well.
I hate going to school.
I love the color black.
I hate sports more then anything in the world.
Suicide doesn't bother me but people who think that it is wrong do. People have a right to put an end to their life if they feel it nesscery, after all, other people are usually the cause of suicide victim"s suffering. I don't hate you if you feel it's wrong I just don't and people who argue with me over that can Bite Me cuz that opinion will not ever change!
I write poetry almost every where I go.
I love little kids. Most of the time.
I want to get the hell out of here as fast as I can to move on and live somewhere else.
I love the dannyXsam pairings more then any other ones I have heard of, though I write more Naruto and haven't put out my Danny Phantom story...yet.
I couldn't live without my computer.
People think I'm Goth but I'm not...okay so maybe I am but that is beside the point.
I am one of the quietest people you will ever meet in your life, until I'm pissed off.
I am the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday; even though it probably wasn't that funny in the first place.
People think I'm the devil incarnate and I love to just let them believe it.
I hate most people, and will probably be the cause of the apocalypse.

Stereotypes are horrible, awful, and downright evil, so I have made a list of common ones. The ones in bold font apply to me.
I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I’m BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything wrong on the planet. I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I’m GAY, so I MUST have aids.
I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I’m ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I’m a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST be irresponsible.
I’m JAMACAN, so I MUST smoke marijuana.
I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be uneducated, play the banjo, go barefoot, and have a stupid accent. (half-southern)
I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a control-freak.
I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (1/4 Irish/Celt/Scott. Dad's southern and has all those bloodlines)
I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore.
I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I wear SKIRTS A LOT, so I MUST be a slut.
I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. (I actually am a Goth, but it's annoying when I'm just wearing a black hoody and some jeans and a store clerk gives me a look like I'm gonna steal something)
I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. (Kinda golden brown/blonde, but still blonde. Black and red tips)
I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money girlfriend.
I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear socks with my sandals.
I’m ITALIAN, so I MUST be smelly, sweaty, and love lasagna.
I have STRAIGHT-A’s, so I MUST have no social life.
I WEAR UNUSUAL CLOTHES, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I’m a VEGITARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a poser.
I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant.
I’m BRAZILLIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.
I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be self-centered.
I’m HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I’m BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun with me and live in the ghetto.
I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t.
I’m a NUDIST, so I MUST be a prostitute.
My HAIR GETS GREASY A LOT, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I DON’T LIKE TO BE IN A BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse. (I actually do ride horses, but I'm not Texan.)
I’m GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I DRAW ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I’m a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I’m an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I’m INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I’m WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I'm KOREAN, so I MUST be able to play the violin, flute, or piano.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST be irresponsible, sloppy, and lazy.

I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree-hugging hippie.
I’m SWEDISH, so I MUST be tall, blonde, and blue-eyed. (Mother Dear is Swedish, and something else I can't remember.)
I LIKE CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible.
I LIKE READING, so I MUST be a loner.
I’m a WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I LIKE GAMES, ANIME, AND COMICS, so I MUST be immature.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be paranoid.
I’m GOTHIC, so I MUST be cruel.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I’m AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I LOVE MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DISAGREE WITH MY GOVERNMENT, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Friends and Best Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!