Somewhere, on the coast of Canada, there lives a princess, who has many admirers, and she spent all her time flitting from ball to ball, picking through all the prince charmings to find the most charming, the best looking, and the best wii player. She could eat anything she wanted, and laze around all day, and was still thin and beautiful.

Then, nearby, there lives this author, who spends all her time procrastinating, daydreaming about finding even a duke charming, or maybe just a guy with a nice smile. She frolics with her writing buddy, Maggie, eating oreos, watching movies, and walking around looking like loons. She has hazel eyes, and pale skin, and is in the process of growing out a severe pixie cut, with a bad dye job. Never dye your hair black at home, kiddies. She likes nail polish and thin crust pizza, she talks to herself, and wears strange clothes when she's alone. She also p'wns face. Professionally. Owns.

She has two jobs and also goes to university full time, so when she writes, she really should be doing homework. Like right now. She's in the process of learning how to knit, and when she is finished with that, she will probably try to sing opera. Don't judge. Her favorite book is A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers, and her favorite song is Piano Concerto No. 5 in E-Flat Major, and Beethoven is her favorite composer. She is also only has five degrees of seperation from Jackson Rathbone, as she knows Maggie Summers, who's old asthma specialist is the father of the woman who plays Heidi in New Moon, who has a scene with Ashley Green, who knows Jackson Rathbone, aka the love of her life. Don't be jealous.

I have a FictionPress account, and they're not very good, but I have other's that are not up, which are better, that I should probably get around to posting.

I have a blog which is mainly more of a personal life thing (pictures of this author as well), and another blog with morbid poetry. All the people who I follow are great.

School Projects won second place in the Best All Human category in the Twilighter Awards. That makes me like, so happy. Nominate me again, dear reader?

Live long and prosper.

-Terra