Update/journal/thing

As of December 7, 2009

--whatchoogotdere?--

Heya. I think...I am going to try and make a comeback on here. In fic-writing, at least; forums, has yet to be seen. Yep, that's about it.

~Shrumie

ALL of these apply to me:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT... I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
If I'm for ANIMAL RIGHTS, I MUST be with PETA.

I'm a CUTTER or have CUT, so I MUST be trying to fill a social standard.

...well, I've really been thinking about writing some Pokemon fics, so...I figured it might be a good idea to fill out some bios on my Pokemon. This is under construction. More profiles will be coming soon.

...Oh. And I'm a mild pokephile. Just thought I'd get that out there before we go any farther. xD

Ch'Ding; male; Farfetch'd. Traded for Kaiser; I'm kind of regretting that decision. Ch'Ding tries to be all noble and shit, but he kind of fails. He speaks in a British accent and enjoys thumping Azalea with his leek. Pretty sure he has a crush on her. "I keep doubting myself; I keep doubting myself...trying to forget everything that isn't you. I'm not going home at all, 'cause I don't do too well on my own." --7 Minutes in Heaven; Fall Out Boy.

Kaiser; male; Spearow. Traded for Ch'Ding. Again, regretting the decision. Kaiser was brave--fearless, actually. He always was a great pecker (heh). Extremely fast; sometimes apathetic. I miss him. "I remember black skies; the lightning all around me. I remember each flash, as time began to blur. Like a startling sign that fate had finally found me, and your voice was all I heard: did I get what I deserve?" --New Divide; Linkin Park.

Acai; female; Hypno. Extremely perverted. As in, uses Ch'Ding's leek for...sexual pleasure. He is not amused. In all actuality, she's extremely self-concious. She wonders if she's truly good to serve as part of my core team--if she'll ever be strong enough, smart enough, quick enough. She doesn't know that I love her regardless. Nor does she know that, in all actuality, she's the strongest Pokemon on my Kanto team. She's also very discontent with her self-image; she thinks she looks manly, especially with her large nose and mane. Wants plastic surgery. Gentle and encouraging, she is almost like the starter Wydda never was. Has a mate, Tatsuya. "Looking out, and looking in, she knows, she knows, she knows. It ain't awful hard to tell what it's like: my little hell." --Not Only Numb; Gin Blossoms.

Borovan; male; Sandslash. Borovan is cocky and arrogant. This isn't without reason; he's an excellent fighter with a very high attack stat. He can also be a bit of a brute, but I love him anyway. Kind of a pimp. Has a surprisingly close relationship (in a friendly way) with Eros. "Well, if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say. I never want to let you down or have you go, but it's better off this way." --I'm Not Okay (I Promise); My Chemical Romance.

Azalea; female; Nidorina. Quiet and unobtrusive. Azalea is a true sweetie, and absolutely despises all Nidorinos, Nidokings, and Nidoqueens. She will not allow herself to be evolved. Therefore...she is terrified of Moon Stones. Like, seriously, Moon Stones are like a live version of the movie Saw, for her. Azalea is motherly, but also possesses a broad base of moves. Does not return Ch'Ding's affections, though she cares about him as a friend. "Still pressing on, still trying to get both feet back onto the ground. They're harvesting these fields in autumn; we're different now than when we started. And I am ready to wake up." --Beautiful Side of Somewhere; The wallflowers.

Wydda; female; Venasaur. Dry, cold, and basically a total bitch. We never developed the close relationship a trainer and their starter should have. Wydda...just does not express her feelings well, and does her best not to have them.

Dante; male; Pikachu.

Mimi; female; Clefairy.

Thomas; male; Paras.

Dalton; male; Vulpix.

Eros; male; Gyarados.

Hydra; female; Rhyhorn.

Tatsuya; male; Hitmonlee.