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 Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Vladimir Tod, and Fullmetal Alchemist. Welcome to Shorty and KG Inc. Shorty: Hi peoples! I'm Shorty, daughter of Hermes! And I have flying shoes! KG: Hi! My name's Karate Girl, but call me KG! I am a daughter of Apollo! Shorty: I like Cokkys! KG: You spelled cookies wrong. Shorty: That'sbecuaseIjustraidedthecampstoreofallofitssugarandcandy,sonowIamhyper!! KG: The world has we know it is about to end!! Run!! Shorty: Mwahahahahahahahhahahahaha!! KG: P.S. Like the Icon? Shorty made on Paint late one night. Shorty: It has our personal "seals" if you will. The heart is KG's and the smiley is mine. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Announcements and Notices!! Shorty: I wrote a new fic for The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod. KG: Demigod Chatroom will be updated when we get inspirtation. the events in thefic are usually based off of things that happen to us and right now our lives are boring, but we're working on it. Shorty: I lost the next chapter for The Amulet (it was long, too) but I'm trying to find it and when i do you can expect an update. KG: Infact, expect more updating and new stories all around! It's summer and we're gonna try to update more despite working on several books. Shorty: We are both working on seperate vampire novels (great minds think alike), but don't worry they won't be the same. KG: We are also collabing on another book that well be a series titled: The Rose Mafia. Can't tell you too much, but hopefully you'll be able to buy it in stores someday. :) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX OUR OCS!! Descritions of our OCs: Kris, Lizzy, Alex, and Jessi. Kris Kris is fun-loving, rebelious, big-mouthed, quick-witted, addicted to her ipod, and clever. She can be a bit irresponsible and Curosity is her fatal flaw. She loves getting into trouble and pulling of pranks. Being short, dyslexic, and ADHD she's dealt with bullies and nows how to screw with their head and make fools out of them. Kris is actually a good figher with a pocket knife that turns into a thin bronze 2 1/2 foot long sword. she's also pretty good with knives, blows, and just about everything being a jack-of-all-trades, master of none. Kris is street-smart, but she's a New Yorker so... Kris's B-day is Aug. 7. So at the end of BOTL she is 14. kris is a daughter of Hermes. Her favorite magic item is her flying Nike Flights. Lizzy Lizzy is a fun-loving, kind, klutzy, carring, smart, rebelious, protective, though, tall, addicted to her ipod, and the "responsible" one. She can be a little like a mother sometimes and her carring is her fatial flaw. She enjoys spending time with her best friend Kris. That usually means fighting, betting, pulling pranks, and breaking the law. Being tall, dyslexic, and ADHD she has had to put up with a lot of crap from the classic bullies. She has learned over time that if you fight the biggest person in the room and win you aren't messed with(she usually is). She is verry protective of her friend Kris who tends to get into a lot of trouble quickly. She tends to get into fights protecting Kris and has turned into her best friends body-gaurd in some cases. She is a dead-shot with anything that involves shooting or throwing. She has learned street smarts from Kris, but she is a New Yorker so it would have come to her someday. Lizzy's b-day is July 19. So she was 14 a little before the BOTL. Lizzy is a daughter of Apollo. Her favortie magic item if her mini flashlight that turns into her long bow. Non depressed non cuttin emo, yes it's possible. If one or more of your fanfics is on Honest101's C2: Horribly Written PJO Fanfics and are proud of it becuase then it means he's jealous of you and ur awsome fanfic writting skills sign ur name and send us a message!! 1. Shorty and KG Inc./Our Journeys/The Chronicles Book 1: The Amulet Sometimes you just have to smile and walk away...hold your tears in and pretend you are okay... Or just slap them in the face, whichever. When I lose my mind, will you help me find it? The world would be a better place if fictional characters were real. Smile...it confuses people (it truley does) If a tomato is a fruit then what does that make ketchup? (btw don't care if ketchup is spelt wrong.) Last night I looked up at the stars and I matched each star to one reason why I love you. I was doing fine until I ran out of stars. A girl asked a guy if she was pretty; he said no. She asked him if he wanted her; he said no. She asked him if she left, would he cry; he said no. She turned to leave; he grabbed her arm and said, 'Your're not pretty; you're beautiful. And I don't want you; I need you. And I wouldn't cry if you left; I would die.' I like night. Without the dark we would not be able to see the stars. Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know dragon exist. Fairy tales tell children how to kill dragons! Natu This is a sad story A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle... Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug... Girl hugs him Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. (in the paper the next day) A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brake broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead,he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If you love any one this much...let them know...before its too late. Pick the month you were born in: Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01: ...a camera... Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White: ...because I'm sexy like that. Shorty: Mine is : I needed BArney the dinossuar becuase i smoke crack...What the Hades?! KG: I killed a tampon becuase that's how i roll...WHAT?! Alex Phoenix (an O.C.): Mine is: I slept with your mom becuase i'm such a pimp. KG: WHAT THE FRICK!! Alex: Ur the one who made me this thing! Shorty: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! real Highs 1. Falling in love. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. Shorty & KG's Wise Sayings of Wisdom: 1. Scarcasm is a body's natural defence against stupid. 2. Intellegence is knowing that the water that falls from the sky is rain. Wisdom is having enough sence to get out of it. 3. If you build it they will come. 4. The best things in life are either fattining or free. 5. 70 of stitistics are made up on the spot. 6. No one knows everything. 7. Everyone is special in their own way. 8. You will learn that over time two things will not change: boy's brains and the fact that all schools are boring. 9. Everyone has or will be an artist in one way or another. 10. If you believe in yourself there is very little that you cannot do. 11. Many people will look at bumper stickers just because they have nothing better to do. 12. Number 11 is sad. 13. Everyone will expierence greif...what makes you different is how you deal with it. 14. It is very hard to stop a war but is easy to start one. 15. Everyone procrastinates. 16. Everyone is OCD about something. If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), I ran into my ex the other day...then i put it in reverse and hit him again!! I missed my brother...but my aim is improving! If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., Peanut Butter goes with jelly. It also goes with chocolate. Jelly goes with bread, and bread crumbs are good on chicken. Chicken is good with ketchup. Ketchup is good on a hamburger. Hamburgers are sold at McDonald's. McDonald's is not healthy for you. If you like all or most of the stuff that I said here, copy and paste this onto you page. If you don't, copy and paste anyway but stop eating at McDonald's because it will make you fat. My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile. If you are willing to rebel against the flamers and anyone who is bad in the world and harms any animal or plant of any sort (except a few selected) copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Shorty and KG Inc. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile. If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile. If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile. If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile. If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile. If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. I do. If you haved a friend planning on taking over the world and they are going to let you rule a country with cute guys with accents copy and paste this in your profile. if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF! A girl asked a guy if she was pretty; he said no. She asked him if he wanted her; he said no. She asked him if she left, would he cry; he said no. She turned to leave; he grabbed her arm and said, 'Your're not pretty, you're beautiful. And I don't want, you I need you. And I wouldn't cry if you left; I would die.' Chuck Norris Jokes! There is no such thing as evoulution, only a long list of animals Chuck Norris as allowed to live! When Chuck Norris walks into the bathroom the mirror breaks becuase even it knows not to stand between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry! Chuck Norris does not need to read. He just stares down the book til it gives him the info he needs! If you misspelled "Chuck Norris" on Google it doesn't say "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It says: "Run while you can!" The reason babies cry when they are born is becuase they are born into a world with Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris doesn't need a watch to tell time, Chuck Norris tells the watch what time it is! Chuck Norris was the first man on Mars. That's why there is no life there. Chuck Norris cand do a whellie on a unicycle! Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norrised! 0 What Avatar: The Last Airbender Character are you? Your Result: You are Aang your a very hyperactive, and moody person. Which, isn't a bad thing because you solve every problem with a smile, but your caring and emotion can't be used everywhere, and it is up to you to use it as you can. Yet, your still a kid (more than likely) and you want to enjoy life as it is, not how it will be in the next 5 years, or how it would have been 100 years ago. In order other avatar charachters Kris is most like: Toph, Sokka, Iroh, Katara, Cabbage merchant, Zuko, AzulaWhat"http:///what_avatar_the_last_airbender_character_are_"WhatAvatar: The Last Airbender Character are you?Take"http:///"Take More Quizzes Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!! 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. KG: That's funny! Shorty: Let's try them out! KG: Serious? Shorty: Of course! To the Empire State Building!!(Uses magic shoes to fly to Empire State Building) KG: Sigh (Follows Shorty) Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. Guys should be like lattes - rich, strong, and hot Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Myspace my Youtube and I'll Google your YAHOO Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. The wasting of finite resources is everyone's business! I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. You're intoxicated by my very presence Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator! Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder We is friends u cry i cry u laf i laf u jump off a bridge, i gonna miss ur ims Thanks Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man. "Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey! Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don't obsess! I think intensely. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. KG: Why do we kill people, who kill people, to show people that killing is wrong? I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. when life gives you lemons spit lemons into lifes eyes when life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off! Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. -I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS! -If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried -Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. -Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. -Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people. -Trying is the first step toward failure -A friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "That was fun" If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that the Cookie Crisp wolf should stop coping the Trix Rabbit and needs to get his own life, copy and paste this into your profile. My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why not. Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within This isn't just goodbye, this is I can't stand you. iIf olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Whoever said nothings's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revoling door! Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?.. .And there you see the distiction between our feelings: had he been in my place and I in his, though I hated him with a hatred that turned my life to gall, I never would have raised a hand against him. You may look incredulous, if you please! I never would have banished him from her society as long as she desired his. the moment her regard ceased, I would have torn his heart out, and drank his blood! But, till then- if you don't believe me, you don't know me- till then, I would have died by inches before I touched a single hair of his head. Shorty: Has anyone seen my shoes? i kicked them off in a fit of joy. BRING IT ON...and lead me not into tempation... especially book stores. -dude, we lived! we're livers! you cannot just float above me while i'm drowning in the abyss! be careful, or you'll end up in my novel never judge a book on it's movie i've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. Just because a cat has kittens in an oven dosen't mean you call 'em biskits Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. so study and be evil.-Slytherin "If i were wearing boots, i'd totally be quaking in them. no, really, totally quaking. you're really a scary man."-Max Ride They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them. Man: Where have you been all my life? If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Jacob Black is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.(both of us) If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile. If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (ive lost before!) If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you think the Co-co Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. If whenever you see or hear the names "Edward" or "Jacob" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (i misspelled the) 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Jacob, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know that getting good grades has nothing to do with being smart, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. 96 of people don't know that 40 of all statistics are made up on the spot. If you're one of the 4 that does, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Thalia is the best thing since chocolate, copy and past this to your profile (Thalia: And you two bug me so much why?) Sunsets aren't consistent...IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE I am “POPULAR”, so I MUST be a rude stuck up brat Stop sterotypes! Copy this into your bio. (\ _ /) This is Bunny. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profileIf you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freaking' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face Boy, I didn't fall for you, you tripped me! Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes. A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice. A friend will bail you outta jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying either, "We really screwed up," or "That was fun!" KG: Shorty that's totaly true!! Shorty: Yep! Pain Meter: When a doctor says: this won't hurt...It will When a doctor says: This may hurt... It will... alot When a doctor says: This will hurt... Brace for the pain When a doctor says: In the long run this will help you... Start SCREAMING NOW!! Shorty: You wrote that on expierence didn't you? KG: YES I DID!! If your a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name (Then send us a message saying you did!) Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiel. If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!) KG:You laugh, I laugh. Shorty:You cry, I cry. KG:You hurt, I hurt. Shorty:You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your clumsy ass! KG: I wanted to say that! Shorty: But i'm not the clumsy one. KG: Neh! Shorty: Neeehhh!! When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide. A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole! When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder... Really Dumb Store labels: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Tynol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) He who laughs last thinks slowest If two wrongs don't make a right, try three 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. R.I.P.- Albus Dumblerore , Sirius Black, Hedwig, Mad-Eye Moody, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Fred Weasley, Dobby, Colin Creevey,Cedric Diggory, Zoe Nightshade, Bianca diAngelo, Castor(son of Mr. D), Pan, Quintus/Daedulus, Lee Fletcher, and all of the other Demigods who fell fighting for Camp Half-Blood. They will never be forgotten Shorty:A friend will bail you outta jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying either, "We really screwed up," or "That was fun!!" KG:A friend will walk into your house without ringing the doorbell or knocking, a best friend will walk in and yell,"I'm home!" Shorty: A friend will call your parents by their first names, a best friend will call them Mom and Dad. KG: A friend will tell you that your a great singer even if you're terrible, a best friend will tell you that you suck. Shorty:A friend will give you a shoulder to cry on when he breaks your heart, a best friend will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isnt it?" KG:A friend will comment on your new MySpace picture and say it's beautiful, a best friend will be in the picture with you and still spam it saying "Damn, we're hot!!" Shorty: A friend will ask why you're crying, a best friend will already have a shovel to bury the loser that made you cry. Girls Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God! I'm not as think as I drunk you am!! When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eyes. My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone. My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground. Silent is golden but duck tape is silver You call me a b? Because a b is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing. 1. Shorty:When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry @#&!! 2. KG: When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. Shorty:When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 4. KG:When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 5. Shorty:When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. KG: When you are confused, I will use little words. 7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth. If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile. A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! The Soldier stood and faced God "Step forward you Soldier, The Solider squared his shoulders and said I've had to work on Sundays But, I never took a penny And I never passed a cry for help I know I don't deserve a place If you've a place for me here, There was silence all around the throne "Step forward now, you Soldier, GOD BLESS OUR SOLDIERS!! If you think that "morning people" should all disappear and spread their six am cheer with the rest of the universe! copy and paste this into your profile. Shorty: The Apollo cabin is the biggest group of "mornig people" i have ever known! KG: I'm not a morning person? Shorty: Then what do you call bursting into the Hermes Cabin at 6 in the moring blowing a trumpet!! KG: He He... HEY, THAT HAPPENED ONE TIME!! LOVE is like a double ended sword. Which ever person breaks off the relationship both people get hurt. At least that's what they think. While you sit there laughing because the other person just got hit with your side too. When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!! Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile. Try not to Cry Mommy ... Johnny brought a gun to school, Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try, Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could, But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late, In memory of the Columbine and Virginia Tech Students who were lost My name is Tiffany I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE KG: AKA we aren't named Tiffany! Shorty: It's BTW. KG: Oh... KG: I love New York, a city of art, culture, sights, smells, music, people, food Shorty: and don't forget the hobos, crime, theives(a.k.a. the Hermes cabin!), scalpers, police, litttle to no sky, and trashy bathrooms!! Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small"(Shorty: What's wrong wth being small?!) and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! If u have a sister or brother who is a morning person, and u sometimes want to strangle them for waking u up at 6 AM on a SATURDAY because they turned on the TV in another room or something, copy this into ur profile. Shorty: It's called the Apollo cabin people. Copy and paste this into your profile if you and your BFFs watch movies just to laugh at them and make fun of them. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer! If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that! If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile. (KG: That's me!) I don't suffer from addiction to Kataang, I enjoy every minute of it! If you love Kataang, copy and paste this to your profile. (Shorty: And that would be me!! KG: I support Zutara!) Shorty: Okay! I changed to Zutara like two episodes before the finale so i got ticked when Kataang happened! I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Most of the teen population is involved in drugs and alchohol. If you like bagels, copy and paste this into your profile. shorty: MMMM! BAGELS!! KG: Oh boy. TGWF: Thank God We're Female If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why is dyslexic so hard to spell? Why is verb a noun? Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there? Why is it called after dark when really it's after light? My name is Apollo I use to fly higher and higher up in the sky. But now I'm a prisoner to my grandfather for he killed off my mother and father. Now I sit in a bronze cell listening to tourture too bad to tell. My twin sister sits next to me and crys wondering why all of those people had to die. And all because we could not stand with our children hand and hand. My name is Apollo and now I must go But thank lord Kronos for all the torture you know. And hope the world will never knows this but for now enjoy your young bliss and remember through all of this. Love all you know and don't think of this. My name is Apollo master of the sky and please my children don't ask why I predicted this would happen and I will explain. But this is a warning you must remain alert but calm and tell me when something is wrong. But until that dark dark day feel free run around and play. KG: An ode to Apollo my Awsome father! This is about abortion... Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this. Shorty: That made me cry a little. You know you live in 2009 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. (Shorty: I play it on my ipod!) 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job... 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile. Here's a joke... there are 3 men who need to get across a lake... the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across... he gets big muscles and swims across... but almost dies 5 times... the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across... he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across... but he almost dies 3 times... the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains... he turns into a woman... walks 4 yards... and crosses the bridge Another joke.. Moses and Jesus are part of a threesome playing golf ne day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long shot. T he ball lands on the fairway, but then rolled directly into the water trap. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted, and the ball rolled to the other side, safe and sound. Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice, long one right to the same waer trap. It landed in the center of te pond adn hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked onto the pond and chipped the ball right onto the green. The third guy got up and walked the ball over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there, it bounced onto the roof of a house close by and rolled into the gutter and down the drain pipe, and out onto the fairway, and straight toward the pond. On the way to the watertrap, the ball hit a rock adn bounced over the water and onot a lily pad, where it rested peacefully. Then a humungous frog jumped onto the lily pad and snatches the ball into its mouth. Just then an eagel swppoed down, grabbed the frog, adn flys away. As they passed over the green the ball falls out of the frog's mouth and falls right into the hole. A perfect hole-in-one. Moses turned to Jesus adn said, "I hate playing with your dad." One more joke... yes it involves Christainianity and golf So these 3 guys who really like golf (let's say Percy, Grover, and Luke) are at the gates of heaven. St. Peter walks up to them and takes them to this golf course, right? Now the golf corse is filled with watertraps and a crap- load of ducks. St. Perter says to the boys, "You can play golf forever, but if you hit a duck you will get stuck with an ugly girl for all of eternity." So the guys start playing golf. Five minutes into it Luke hits a duck. St. Peter poofs in with this syper ugly chick, handcuffs them together, adn poofs them away to an island in the middle of freaking nowhere. Percy and Grover keep playing. About 10 minutes later, Grover hits a duck. St. Peter pops up with an ubgly girl, handcuffs the two together adn poofs them off to an island inthe middle of freaking nowhere. Percy plays on. Suddenly, at the final hole, St. Peter pops with this super hot girl. He handcuffs the two young people together and poofs away. Percy askes the girl why she is here. She replies, "I was just playing golf and hit a duck." Shroty and KG: HAHA, Percy! HAHA! Percy: I am gonna kill you two!! Ways to Annoy people at the cinema: Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!" Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses. Clap when the good guy gets killed. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?" Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!" Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding. Yell out what is going to happen. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row. Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel. Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming. Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...) Bring a beach ball. Toss it around. Try to start a wave. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!" Sing with the theme music. Bring and use your own air freshener. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies." Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!" Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie. Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!" Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?" Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie. Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen. Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat" Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head. Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats. When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!" Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle. During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!" Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!" Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!" Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!" Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said. Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones. Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one. Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes. Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending. Shorty: Let's do that!! KG: Seriously? Shorty: Sure. why not? KG: (shrugs) Okay! To the movie theater!! fill up space,fill up space, fill up space, fill up space, fill up space, fill up space, fill up space, fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space,fill up space. If your profile is long add this. I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. When life gives you lemons go out & buy vodka. Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. Beep If you didn't get this, copy/paste this onto your profile. I am Me I am not bent on your destruction I love seeing you prevail. I am not a ruthless person who will do anything to get to the top I will let you beat me I will even give you a hand up if you want. I am not a mean little b or an evil witch. I'm a kind sprit based on self-content. I just want to be friends I'm trying so hard to make ammends. So please forgive me. For all the wrongs I've made Forgive me and I'll behave. I'm sorry. Please Forgive me. --KG Shorty: Are u talking about Prep? Ways to annoy ppl in public bathrooms: Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall. General Ways to Annoy People Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public. KG: That was long Shorty: Yeah How To Annoy People On The Beach Ask everyone you meet, "Hot enough for you?" How To Annoy People Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatly if they would like their picture taken. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water! If you are a child of Apollo, copy and paste this on to your profile. ( Lizzy: That would be me!) If you are a child of Hermes, copy and paste this on your profile. (Shorty: And that would be me!!:)!!) If you like to go through people's profiles looking for stuff to copy and paste or if you look through them cause you're bored copy and paste this into your profile! Sign Your Name: Shorty & KG Inc., Ten things to see before you die 1. A vegitarian be eaten by an animal. 2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies. 3. Homer say somthing intellegent. 4. Taxes disaper. 5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes. 6. Micheal Jackson be stalked by children. 7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect. 8. Wrestling people forget their moves. 9. The coyote catch the road runner. 10. The reation of the teen population if abercombie was closed and it was illegle to wear thier clothing. If you've ever gotten fifteen minutes into a horror movie and then insisted that it be turned off, copy this into your profile. I have. KG's Stupid test: 18 or lower means you’re not stupid. Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. You have ran into a tree. total so far=3 You have accidentally caught something on fire total so far=3 Sometimes you just stop thinking total so far= 4 You have eaten a bug. total so far= 5 You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you. total so far= 7 total= 7 Shorty's stupid test: 18 or lower means you’re not stupid. Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. You have ran into a tree. total so far= 9 You have accidentally caught something on fire total so far= 10 Sometimes you just stop thinking total so far= 11 You have eaten a bug. total so far= 11 You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you. total so far=12 total= 12 if your different in a good way put this in your profile. if you believe these or think they are true, copy them onto your profile there are 3 kinds of people in this world. those who can do math and those who can't. 2 out of 3 people understand fractions. dont worry about the people in your past, theres a reason they didnt make it to your future. some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but the still bring a smile to your face you push them down a flight of stairs. a friend will comfort you when your rejected, but a bestfriend will go up to him and say, "Its because your gay isnt it?" 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. If you are setimental copy and paste this into your profile! 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. KG: These guys are just using you--you know that right? You have to Shorty: Princess Andromeda. The windows were open on a moonlit sea. 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? KG: Shorty Shorty: air 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? KG: The Even Stevens Movie Shorty: American Dragon Jake Long 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: Shorty: 6:29 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 6:29 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Shorty: I do not babble!! 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? 9. What are you wearing? 10. Did you dream last night? 11. When did you last laugh? 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? 13. Seen anything weird lately? 14. What do you think of this quiz? 15. What is the last film you saw? 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? KG: a puppy, new bow and arrows, car like dads, duct tape (for Shorty's mouth) Shorty: TWO puppies, a new sword, racecar, scissors(to cut the duct tape off)!! 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: Shorty: I'm Short!! KG: I am freakishly tall!! 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? KG: End world hunger. Shorty: Find a cure for diabetes! 19. Do you like to dance? Shorty: Maybe! KG: YES!! 20. George Bush: Shorty: I Think me, Connor, and Travis are planning on stealing his jet! KG: That gross jerk!! 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? KG: Elizabeth Shorty: Kristine 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? KG: Alex Shorty: Orion 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? Shorty & KG: What's 'abroad' mean?! If a tomato is a fruit then what does that make ketchup? (btw don't care if ketchup is spelt wrong.) Note: I think it is fuit juice. LONG LIVE OLYMPUS!! "REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line hahahah!! funnyness!! KG: Well that's it for now folks! Shorty: b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- KG: Get it over with! Shorty: Fine! Bye! KG: thanks for reading our page! :-) lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllll lllllll llllllllllll If you feel random copy and paste this into your bio. lllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile. 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:) If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile. KG: that would be me! shorty: i'm jsut the spaz. :D If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile List twelve of your favorite characters from books/movies/tv shows in no particular order. 1. Percy Jackson (PJO) 2. Nico di Angelo (PJO) 3. Zoey Redbird (HON) 4. Stark (HON) 5. Damien (HON) 6. Max (MR) 7. Fang (MR) 8. Iggy (MR) 9. Toph (ATLA) 10. Thalia (PJO) 11. Zuko (ATLA) 12. Annabeth (PJO) 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? KG: Nope Shorty: I don't they'd do to well 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? KG: Hell Yeah!! Shorty: Duh! 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? KG: Is that possible Shorty: Is there something they're not tellin us 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? KG & Shorty: Not as the main person 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Shorty: I'm dating him. I call dibs. KG: He's afictonal character. Shorty: SO! KG: They wouldn't work. 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? KG: Damien/Toph or Damien/Thalia Uh He don't swing that way Shorty: Sadly. 7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? KG: Percy and Iggy?! Shorty: They totaly aren't eachother's type 8. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Shorty & KG: Never, the series ain't on here 9. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12). Shorty & KG: Percy and Fang are in a happy relationship (Since when are they both gay?) untill Toph runs off with Fang (I can't see that happening Toph/Iggy tho, yes). Percy brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand wtih Zuko (Okay so now Zuko's gay. There goes Zutara) and a brief unhappy affair with Max (So Percy's not gay anymore?) , then follows the wise advice of Damien(He is pretty wise) and finds true love with Annabeth (Finnally! Note: We did not plan this). would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight? Shorty: Um, Fang doesn't talk enough to get into a fight. KG: Except with Max. 11.What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours? KG: Excited. That would be AWESOME!! Shorty: ...My uncle's gay... 12How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky? KG: ... 0.o Shorty: BAD IMAGE!! 13How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever? KG: I'd kill him, even though he his the ghost king... Shorty: I'd wouldn't talk to him, for,like, ever. 14If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do? KG: Run! Shorty: Toph is twelve... KG: And i don't think they are on that team. 15What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist? KG: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Shorty: Kidnap Percy and stick him in the Athena cabin. KG: Percabeth is Percabeth. 16You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do? KG: Cuba. Shorty: I'll get the shovel. 17What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world? KG: Yeah! emo! Like me. Emo guys smexy. Shorty: Percy's is already smexy, he doesn't need emoness. 18What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now? KG: Kiss him. Shorty: :) Stark is hawt! :) 19(6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say? KG: Give it back when your done. Shorty: When was the last time you combed your hair, it's a rat's nest. KG: Aren't you nice. Shorty: Yeah, I'm a saint 20 (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think? KG: Go to bed!! Shorty: Hey, i know where Clarisse lives, wanna go annoy her? KG: She's gonna kill us. Shorty: Tell her to take a number. 21 (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do? KG: Get detention every day. Shorty: Ditto. |
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