OMG It's Dante!

Name: Dante's Waltz

Location: Snowed In, Illinois

Gender: female

Age: legal

Well I'm quite a strange individual. I have two cats. I go to an AWESOME college but I procrastinate in all of my homework. I drive a really crappy car, but I love my car and it loves me back. I enjoy bonfires and fireworks. I want to be president of the world. Bacon goes with everything. I sort of like my job. Demetri Martin is the best comedian. I wish I had a hammock. I LOVE working with little kids. There is a someone out there who I want to make happy, so I will do all I can to make sure he's happy. I worship Stephen Colbert, he is the greatest gift of all and the voice of this generation. I was made in the 80s but I love the 90s!

Music I Like: a lot of stuff. I heart Maynard James Keenan (Tool, A Perfect Circle) and I want to rape his voice. And why do I love Gaga so much?!

Animes I enjoy: the list is ENDLESS. To name a few, Sailor Moon, Fullmetal Alchemist, Blood Plus, etc.

Shows I enjoy: another endless list. Scrubs, South Park, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Soup, The Colbert Report, Queer as Folk, Sex and the City, RuPaul's Drag Race, some shows on VH1, etc. And of course, the Food Network! AND BE GOOD JOHNNY WEIR!!

Stories Planned: I have a lot of oneshots planned for release...someday. Life of a college student prevents any writing done T.T But I do have currently:

20 oneshots finished/19 published
5 multichaptered stories in the works
28 oneshots in the works
10 oneshots in planning
and 5 multichapters planning

And I'm always thinking of more! Update: What homework? Also still very sick D:

Pairings: of all of the pairings, there is only one I am truly dedicated to and that is Sasuke/Naruto.

Seme vs. Uke: When it comes to Naruto and Sasuke, I don't care who is on top or bottom, just as long as SOMEONE is getting fucked. Although I have come to realize I enjoy reading Sasuke/Naruto more than the other way around. Go figure XD

Fuck you John Nauman and your raggedy whore. Fuck you both in the ass. With no lube. And Kayla Lane, bitch you are the reason why STDs are problem, so close that gaping hole you call a vagina you filthy pothead trashy whore.
Oh Tori, Tori, Tori, Tori Anne Winslow. You nasty slut. Nasty whores who cannot shut their legs get rejected by smart boys. So if you are wondering why you are short a minion, blame yourself.

Johnny Weir and Gaga News:

So I am now an official Weirlandian fangirl. Yes I was almost normal. Never have I ever been more interested in a beautiful fallen angel like Johnny. And his love for Gaga too? In my own words which I screamed at him from behind a barrier: "Johnny! You are beautiful and fabulous and I love you!" So, Johnny is coming to Chicago for a book signing. *derpderpderpderpderpderp*

As for Gaga, well I've only seen her three times, like psh. XD I can't wait for her Born This Way announcement!

Pet Peeve:

Songfics time! I'm going to have two sentences of actual story then copy and paste some My Chemical Romance song, there's my ff guize! It totally relates to them!!

Thank you, Dante

Writers:

I have come across many stories on this sight and there are a few underground writers I keep hoping for. So these writers I am very proud to whore out on my profile!

dmnq8 -- check out 'I'm with Sasuke' and 'I'm with Naruto.' Both stories are beautifully written and bring freshness.

rye-chan -- love her stories, try 'butterfly boys!'

VanityWantsYou -- OMG Vanity is who I have to thank for everything! 'Dotless Dice' along with Becca Amon's 'Spiral Falling' brought me to the world of Sasuke/Naruto fanfiction! I recommend all of her stories!

JustPlainlyPrincelyPerfect -- All of his stories are amazing but 'Crazily, Simply Yours' ...just read it XD

fuelled by ramen -- OMG my love cannot be effectively expressed! Read 'Game Set Match' which aside from being hilarious, was dedicated to me!

There will be more but for now, these writers are absolutely awesome so check them out!

Quote: "Open your legs so I can see you smile." -Me, my Freudian slip on 1-23-09 to my friend Mitch.

Another Quote: "I was on the rebound from her" says Kelvin. "You don't mean me do you?" asks Mitch. And I die laughing.

More Quotes: "Drop to your knees and imagine a cock in your mouth. It'll come to you" -Brian, Queer as Folk

Life would be better if more boys slept together.

Dance, Dance like butterflies...

SILENT HILL...best FUCKING game series! I even liked the movie!

Blago's been impeached! Just thought I'd let ya know XD Jail Name: Rod Bendoverbitch!
Yeah, I cracked up when I got that text message.

A Few Panels -- Check it out, it's my friend's comic site and a few comics are about me! Actually just derpy things I once said XD

My Fictionesque account, where I will backing up my stories until Red Scare passes: Dante's Waltz Is the Red Scare even happening any more?