Uzumaki Naruto has always wondered why he never got a girl to stay. Maybe because he fails to realize that he has all the possessive bastardly murderous bishonen fan boys kicking them away? Well, just maybe.

How wonderful it would be if gravity didn't exist. Then we can fly and reach out to heaven without the fear of falling.

And, when he shall die, Take him and cut him out in little stars, And he will make the face of Heaven so fine, That all the world will be in love with night; And pay no worship to the garish sun.

Nope, you’re not dating him Sasuke. It’s just that you like staring, kissing , having wild sex, and being crazily possessive about him to a stalker-like extent while refusing to admit what you really feel for him all the while.

Do you know who I am, Sasuke? I am the boy who cried wolf. In the end, no one believed me... not even you.

What's more agonizing than loving someone who doesn't love you back... is loving someone who used to love you.

'Attention Dear Classmates! CandyBoys Fan Club Competition For The Best Paring Has Started! What are you waiting for? Vote online for your favorite couple now' -AU where the cast are in High school, rabid fujoshi-ism is the cult, everyone is secretly hot for one specific blond, and Naruto is one hell of an idiot. Which hopefully improves as the story progresses.

One morning, Naruto decided to think just how unfair this all seemed. And weirdly enough, he came to the conclusion of not minding at all.

They stared at each other for a minute longer. Until the other closed his eyes. And Sasuke did the same. 'Why couldn’t he… hear his heartbeat anymore…' “T-that… was… the only promise I kept, Naruto.”

Ne, teme; do you know it’s the little things from your bastardy self that count the most to me?" And for once, ever since he had woken up, Sasuke understood and smiled.

Can't you see me? Can't you see me, here? Standing, waiting for you? I'm just in front of you, dobe.' With Naruto, Sasuke can love; and with Sasuke, Naruto can be loved.

A plane ride, a flashback, a letter. Just how much do Sasuke and Naruto love each other? Just a simple reminder: When two people fall in love, nothing may ever be what it seems when they're together.

How can one emotionally retarded Uchiha win back the love of his life- if he’s not even good at anything aside from scalding insults and brutally murderous threats? By writing letters of course!... Wait a sec, why are they censoring every single word?

With eyes tightly closed, one of his hands weakly reaches up to clutch his chest, - vainly attempting to silence his sobs- and all the while trying to convince himself that it was only… only his stomach that hurts."