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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight. My name is Jess and my age is none of your buisness! Just kidding but it's under 20 (thank god) Movies: Dirty Dancing, Harry Potter TV Shows: Gilmore Girls, How I Met Your Mother, Teen Wolf Books: Twilight, Harry Potter, Water for Elephants "We got ourselves a pippy virgin." Doctor: We'll put music on and let nature take it's course. Amy: Then why do I have a big needle in my spine? Anne: Because somtimes nature sucks. Lorelai : "As my mouth was opening my mind was screaming 'don't do it u'll regret it' but did my mouth listen? No! It opened and words came out and my mouth was stunned. Then my mind said 'I told u so' and then my mouth got mad becuase no mouth like to have it's nose rubbed in it. Now there not talking and it will be weeks before we get the boys back together again." Rory: Your mouth has a nose? Silence -Spoken like true Gilmore Girls- A True Boyfriend: When she walks away from you mad: Follow her When she stare's at your mouth: Kiss her When she pushes you or hit's you: Grab her and dont let go When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong When she ignore's you: Give her your attention When she pull's away: Pull her back When you see her start crying: Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared: Protect her When she lay's her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she tease's you: Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay When she look's at you with doubt: Back yourself up When she say's that she like's you: she really does more than you could understand When she grab's at your hands: Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh When she tell's you a secret: keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does When she misses you: she's hurting inside When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go -When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her: because 10 years later, she'll remember you -Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her -Call her before you sleep and after you wake up - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Tease her and let her tease you back. - Stay up all night with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid. - Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- -When she's bored or sad, hang out with her. - Let her know she's important. - Kiss her in the pouring rain. - When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?" Copy & Pastes If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird (not that I haven't done it or anything...). If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you think Preps travel in packs, copy and paste this into your profile Makes them harder to kill...(shifty eyes) If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix copy this into your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said gorgeous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. |
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