Hobey-ho.

Favorite Characters (in order):

Pendragon: Bobby, Loor, Mark, Patrick, Aja, Press Tilton

MR: Max and the rest of the Flock (Duh.)

PJO: I can't decide whether I like Percy or Annabeth more, and Hermes

Artemis Fowl: Foaly, Holly, Artemis, Root

Pokemon (People): Ash Ketchum (Satoshi) and Pikachu, Brock (Takeshi), Gary Oak (Ookido Shigeru), Misty (Katsumi),
Professor Samuel Oak (Sammy) (Ookido Yukinari), May and Max (Hakura and Masato), Dawn (Hikari), Drew (Shuu), Delia (Hanako),
Kenny (Kengo), Barry (Jun), Conway Kōhei), and Duplica (Imite).
Somewhere in there, are our favorite members of Team Rocket: Jessie (Musashi), James (Kojiro), Meowth (Nyarth).

Pokemon (Pokemon) (not in order--that would take too long): Ash's Bulbasaur, Ash's Buizel, Ash's Charizard, Ash's Chimchar, Mew, Mewtwo, May's Bulbasaur, Dawn's Piplup, Brock's Mudkip, Misty's Togepi (now Togetick), Celebi, Latios and Latias, Shaymin, Lucario, Manaphy, Phione, all Oddish and really, all Grass-types.

Favorite Pairings (also in order)

Pendragon: Bobby/Loor, Courtney/Mark, Courtney/Spader.

MR: Max/Fang or FAX, Iggy/Ella or EGGY (I CANNOT see Iggy/Nudge. It's just wrong! Iggy is 14, and Nudge is only 11, and there is NO indication in the books that they like each other. I know, I know: It's fannon. But, what can I say. I'm a sucker for cannon.)

PJO: Percabeth. Percarachel is just...no. Please, please, no. Percalypso is doable, but only when he's on her island, Thuke, Gruniper, and Chris/Clarisse.

Artemis Fowl: I'm not much of a shipper for AF. It never seemed like Artemis and Holly were supposed to (what happened in TTP), but I've come to accept it. So if I'm forced into an Artemis pairing, I would have to say Arty/Holly. I really don't like Minerva. And she's only 12, for pete's sake. I'm not sure what to think about Holly/Trouble. It's very fannon. Other than that, Foaly/Caballine (or himself XD ), Root/Vinyaya.

Pokemon: Ghost Pokeshipping (meaning "someday" pokeshipping), also known as AAML, SatoKasu, and infrequently, Bikeshipping (Ash/Misty). Minor Advanceshipping (Ash/May) at times, but mostly Contestshipping (May/Drew). I think of May and Ash as near twin-like, so romance really doesn't work. Penguinshipping (Dawn/Kenny), or minor HeatTagshipping (Dawn/Conway), which is hilarious. Flirty Rocketshipping (Jessie/James). Lagomorphshipping (Buneary/Pikachu) is good for a laugh, but not serious. Brock with Lucy or Holly is fine. Or, y'know, Nurse Joy :).

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My FF Views/Morals:

That EVERYONE can write, some are just better/more motivated/like it better.

That harsh reviews are okay, even some flames, but reviews should not be blatantly nasty for no apparent reason, and should not be vulgar or offensive (ie: swearing, racial/religious/gender/background slurs, unfair statements, etc.)

Reviews are for constructive crit. and encouragement, and should not be used for other reasons.

That (if you have time) if you read a story, you should review it.

That you should not write off someone's story just because the pairing is not your favorite.

That targeting a ff user, no matter how apparently nasty/mean, is wrong.

Really long profiles are okay. Really long signatures aren't. Keep it short, people, and we'll have more space on the forums!

Chatspeak should only be used in PMs/emails/IMs, etc.

That "copy-and-pastes" should be funny or thoughtful, not hurtful.

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NOTE ON POKEMON: To some, it may seem that I am a Palletshipper, but I really view Ash and Gary as brothers. They grew up together, right?

And no, posting all this does not mean I'm a windbag. I just have nothing better to do :)

Anyone else ever notice that no one ever pays attention to what they put on their copy-and-pastes? Well, guess I'm weird :)

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REGULAR OLD COPY-AND-PASTES:

If you think that Percabeth is the best pairing EVER! paste this to your profile.

If you think that the PJO series is one of the best series ever paste this to your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile. (Hint hint everybody!!)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you and your BFFs watch movies just to laugh at them and make fun of them.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

If you believe in God, copy this into your profile

If you are a teenage girl (or boy!) who isn't obsessed with Edward Cullen, copy this into your profile... Anyone?

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your first and/or last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you threaten inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you ever shout at your computer using early modern English copy this into your profile (Load thyself you dispicable cad!)

'Kay now, done with that. These are actually intelligent. Which makes you wonder why I didn't put them closer to the top of the page...

R.I.P.- Albus Dumblerore , Sirius Black, Hedwig, Mad-Eye Moody, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Fred Weasley, Dobby, Colin Creevey,Cedric Diggory (EDWARD!!), Zoe Nightshade, Bianca diAngelo, Castor(son of Mr. D), Pan, Quintus/Daedulus, Lee Fletcher, all of the other Demigods who fell fighting for Camp Half-Blood, and all the brave Travelers willing to give up their lives to protect Halla.

They will never be forgotten...

Worst feeling in the World: defeat, heartbreak
Best feeling in the World: victory, pride, joy. heartbreak.
Favorite thing to do on a weekend: read, write, listen to my ipod, play with my brother, learn something

Have you ever been in love: A fictional character or real?

Is the glass half-empty or half-full: There's half a cup of milk in there...I'm going to go get an Oreo.
Which one, Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi.
If you were to kill someone, which method would you use? Sword, bomb, painless poison
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys: sometimes...
When you meet a person of the opposite sex, you notice their: personalitly, eyes
What kind of shoe would you be if you had an option: sneaker.

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name (Then send me and Shorty and KG INC. a message saying you did!)

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

WolfDReamer11

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

Whatever you are, be a good one.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for. (I have one.)

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

FANATICAL ABOUT FAN FICTION AND PROUD OF IT

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

Why is verb a noun?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?

Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

How can there be self-help "groups"?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

If deaf people go to court is it still called a hearing?

If you choke a smurf, what color will it turn?

If practice makes perfect and there is no such thing as perfect then why practice?

Isn't unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is everything that goes by water cargo and everything by land is shipment?

Why do we drive on parkways but park in driveways?

If the sky is the limit what is space? over the limit?

What hair color do they put on bald peoples drivers licences?

If 7-11 is open 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, why do they need locks on the doors?

Why is it that when we KNOW the batteries in a remote are dead, we push the buttons harder?

If con is the opposite of pro than is congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If money does not grow on trees, why then do banks have branches?

If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?

Why does glue not stick to the bottle?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

LONG LIVE OLYMPUS!!

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

Anyone who says nothing's imposible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

I am the girl (or boy!) that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl (or boy! what not? you never know...) that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl (um, y'know...) that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl (boy! possibly...) that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend (or boy! that's a friend!)on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl (you already know what I'm going to say...)that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl (or boy!) that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl (potential boy!) who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express her/himself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy/girl to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls (or boys!) who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, WolfDReamer11 (minus the Twilight obsession--it SUCKS.)

How you know we are in the 21st century:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Worst Pickup Lines EVER:

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Pick up lines are the worst...ugh.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

You zone out even with other people.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You're profile is REALLY long.

Your computer runs out of memory.

You can't stop writing!

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Put this on your profile if you're an author! :D

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various

experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was

a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe

from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway

down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking

for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was

walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day,

she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling

overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help

this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police

asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man

she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man

one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she

wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you

know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you believe...

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping outof the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on your heart.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile.

(Whether you're reading this or not, dad, I love you.)

We all need to think about this...please, tell your parents you love them.

and finally...

roses are read(misspelled on purpose!)

violets are blue

sugar is sweet

and so are you,

but the roses are wilting

the violets are dead

the sugar bowls empty

and so is your head!

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

If you actually spent the time to read all of this, then you rock.

Thanks, mates. Hope you enjoy!

Hobey-ho,

Fly On,

and

Enjoy!