When two beings have been at war for eons, things are bound to get complicated. Highlights, lowlights, interludes and outtakes in the complex relationship between Megatron and Optimus Prime. Chapter 1: In the midst of a battle going badly, Optimus gets an idea.

"If it is at all possible for your orders to be misinterpreted, you can rest assured they will be." A Maximal recon mission goes somewhat awry. Megatron is Not Amused. Optimus is trying hard to agree with him.

The morning after Starscream's promotion: he and Megatron continue where they left off, but Optimus needs Megatron to deal with some urgent paperwork, resulting in a comedy of errors that shakes the Government Center to its foundations. Sparksex, BDSM.

Accepting a telepath into one's army is a big risk-one might lose one's leadership position without noticing it. But the tactical advantage-and the mysterious, intriguing blue mech-might be worth it. Megatron/Soundwave: trust issues.

Sent out on patrol as punishment for insubordination, Starscream has better things to do than follow Megatron's orders. Ten self-induced overloads, ten fantasies. Starscream/himself, implied Starscream/pretty much everyone, especially Megatron.

Prowl/Jazz. Sometimes an overload is more important than finding a safe, or private, or not-belonging-to-the-Decepticon-commander, space to have it in. Prowl, Jazz, and Megatron's desk. Slash, moderately realistic crackfic.

Springer decides to make a game of "Confess or Obey" more interesting. It quickly backfires on him. From a SpringKink prompt: Competetiveness; forfeits of a sexual nature - "Haha, you got spanked!" Slight, antagonistic, un-admitted-to Prowl/Springer.

A series of connected one-shots focusing on Megatron and his fascination with his second-in-command. Megatron/Starscream, Megatron's point of view. Chapter 3: Starscream greets his wingmates after a long absence; Megatron watches enviously.

Prompt sentences about the pairing of Prowl/Jazz, mostly about the effects of Jazz's near death at Mission City and their life together on Earth. Temporary angst and mentions of violence, but also lots of fluff and sweetness and love.

Megatron's first encounters with Starscream: the selection of a new Air Commander. Decepticon courtship is sometimes fast and to-the-point. Other times it's a long, drawn-out tease. Same continuity as "Concerning Flight."

Movieverse: Megatron learns to handle a flying alt-form, with Starscream alongside to point and laugh---and occasionally help. Hints of future Megatron/Starscream.

Earth and its culture has much to interest--and occasionally torment--its alien visitors. One-shots as Transformers encounter various idiosyncracies of their new planet. Ch. 1: an Earth tradition and a practical joke help Starscream one-up Megatron.

Movieverse: A look at the destruction of Cybertron, the loss into space of the Allspark, and the despersal of Decepticons and Autobots to search for it.