Okay everyone. My name is Jade. I'm Jo's best friend. Unfortuantely, Jo is currently in a coma. She was awake for about two hours and asked me to go on here and update on here. But, seeing as how I hadn't read twilight or watched the movie, I'm only going to update 'Best Friends Forever, great...' We decided that I would hand over the other stories until she gets better. That's if she gets better.
Anyway, the new authors to 'Difference? What Difference?' and 'New Life' will be put up here when its been decided.
I've gotta go now, I'm going to go read Twilight to her

oo er this is really cool! lol its taken me three tries to get this account coz i kept typing my email wrong!! oops! lol

anyway i really created this account so that i could review on people stories ect...

but i think i'll put my own stories on here aswell! that is if i can figure out how...

lol

Name- Jo
Age - ?-a mystery-?
Gender - Female
Date of Birth - March 26
Hair - a mix of brown, blonde n red. changes in different light
Eye Color - light blue (apparently i can scare lil kids if i stare at them 4 too long!)
Likes - TWILIGHT SERIES, chocolate, BOOKS!(kinda addicted to those...), coke(the fizy drink kind), my cat Skitz!
Favorite Colors - topaz, onyx, purple n green
Family - one very annoying older sis (i swear i culd kill her half he time!!) and my mum! (haha thats a very short list isn't it?)

Fave Books - Twilight Saga, Pants on Fire, Mediator Series, The Host, Breaking Point, Naughts & Crosses, Queen of Babble, Guy Next Door Series, Heather Wells Series, Trudi Canavan books and it goes ono n on n on n on...
lols it goes on for ever as i've had nearly 9 months off skl so i haven't been able 2 do much wiv all my mates at school!

Okay, I just put my very first fanfic on here and i've already had two people add me to their story alert!! YAY!! Thank you Solo384 and all-things-nice !! You guys rock!!

Funny things i found:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

4. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

5. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

6. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

7. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

8. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

9. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

10. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

11. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

12. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

13. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions

Top 10 Reasons to Read
1. Learn how to pickpocket someone
(Alex Rider: Eagle Strike by Anthony Horowitz)
2. Learn how to tell if someone is lying
(Comes a Horseman, by )
3. Learn how to forge a signature
(Trixie Belden: The Gatehouse Mystery, by Julie Campbell)
4. Learn how to take care of: an annoying talking dog; a six-year-old that can read/control peoples’ minds, breathe under water, and talk to fish; a boy with digestive problems that can imitate any sound; an eleven-year-old that talks non-stop; a fourteen year-old boy that is blind, a total pyro, and builds bombs; and a guy only three months younger than you that is totally phlegmatic and very hot. All of which have wings
(Maximum Ride, by James Patterson)
5. Learn how to stop a couple of purse thieves on a motorcycle with a bucket and a bunch of birdseed, and even more pigeons
(Alex Rider: Scorpia by Anthony Horowitz)
6. Learn how to kill a vampire
(Dracula by Bram Stoker)
7. Learn a different language that doesn’t really exist
(Lord of the Rings by J.R.R Tolkien)
8. Learn how to make your alter-self
(The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson)
9. Learn how to escape from a burning building by tightrope walking
(Alex Rider: Ark Angel by Anthony Horowitz)
10. Learn how to fight off a band of bloodthirsty pirates
(Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson)
If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped someone, copy this into your profile.

If you have slapped someone upside the head ( i always do that), copy this into your profile.

If you believe that chocolate and female mix perfertly, then copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think Twilight rock, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that Jacob Black is a , copy and paste this onto your profile! lols

If you are really really really bored and are practically falling asleep, copy and paste this!!

If you have ever tried to look out a window and then bacnged your head from where it was still shut, copy and paste this

DISCLAIMER!! I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS! I DO, HOWEVER, OWN THE PLOT LINE!!

DISCLAIMER!: I DON NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS! BUT I DO OWN MY PLOTS AND OTHER CHARACTERS!!

Best Friends Forever, great...

Rai's motorbike: http:///wp-content/uploads/2008/09/bmw_1000_rr_large_4.jpg but in a deep red colour

the porsche: http:///cars/wallpaper/Porsche/Porsche_Carrera_GT_green.jpg in this colour! (i