Name: Just call me Summer.

Appearance:

Skintone: Carmel (or coffee with cream if you prefer) colour

Hair: Black (long, straight)

Eyes: Dark Brown

Height: 5'3"

Gender: Female

Age: come on, really? ok fine. If you need a number then I'm 789 years old.

Other random Factoids about me:

Orientation: Straight

Sign: Virgo

Education: Done...at least for a little while anyway :)

Likes: finding money in jean pockets, the smell of mint, Thurdays, green tea ice cream, my ipod and crackberry, being outside right after a storm, catching bad guys, talking to older people, blokes who have any kind of UK accent, german shepherds, the time after working out but before going to work, driving at night on a deserted highway, Jon Stewart, thunderstorms, sushi, interior design (Sarah Richardson rocks!), the colour blue, Howard Stern, spring and fall, dawn, chocolate almonds, getting caught up in a really good story, my muse (when it's cooperative), Spoken Word, Youtube, dry...low-brow...ah forget it...all kinds of humour ...and about a million other things :)

Dislikes: Seeing the uglier side of human nature, the club scene (been there, done that, not impressed), waiting for a sneeze to come out and it doesn't, feeling rushed, explaining things repeatedly, liver, condsending people, system updates...I'm sure there's more but I can't name all.

Random quotes:

"Imagination is more important than knowledge." Albert Einstein

"Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy" George Carlin

"Wanting to know an author because you like his work is like wanting to know a duck because you like paté." Margaret Atwood

"Writing a book is an adventure. To begin with, it is a toy and an amusement. Then it becomes a mistress, then it becomes a master, then it becomes a tyrant. The last phase is that just as you are about to be reconciled to your servitude, you kill the monster, and fling him to the public." Winston Churchill

"The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low, and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole" George Carlin

And because I am a dork (and it's an inside joke): "For the honour of Greyskull..." Princess Adora (10 points if you know who this is)

Favorite Pairings:

Note: I'm not necessarily opposed to any pairing, I'm just usually not convinced of it. For example, if anyone can give me a Kiba/?? pairing, I'm game; you just gotta convince me. ;)

As an example, This is a great arguement for Kiba/Ino: http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/3380839/1/Dogflower by desolate butterfly (Warning: M for the Citrus-y goodness). So read it.

Least Favorite Pairings:

I don't necessarily hate any particular pairing. Or, at least, none really come to mind at the moment. (second thought, I'm not really feeling Hermione/Victor)

And although, I have read some rather H.O.T. (I mean HAWT!) yaoi pairings, in general, I prefer het pairings.

Please Note: I like reading lemons. I love the citrusy goodness that flows out of them and if I come across a particularly delectable one, I might have to pass it along to you. So if you don't like lemons/limes (or whatever the 'IN' euphemism is for PWP) then please do not read any of the recs I post here or in my favourites.

Most of my stories will end up as M ratings. If you like then, let's be fwends. :3

Also, in case I forget to put it in any of my stories: I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER, NARUTO OR AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER. THOSE BABIES BELONG TO: (THE AWESOME) JK ROWLING, (THE MAGNIFICENT) KISHIMOTO MASASHI, AND (THE WORK-IN-PROGRESS) BRYKE (AKA. MICHAEL DANTE DiMARTINO AND BRYAN KONIETZKO) RESPECTIVELY.

And Lastly: I love love LOVE comments. And I welcome constructive criticism. But PLEASE keep in mind that flamming is REALLY REALLY REALLY pointless. Unless you have a way that I can improve or provide a possible plot bunny, then don't say anything. It won't stop me from continuing a story and it makes you look like a jackass. No really, it's true. There! I said it. Ok. NOW YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

ENJOY MY PRETTIES!

Uncensored Me Character Glossary

In alphabetical order

Alias -- Character

DT -- Orochimaru

Demon Cat -- Tora

Elite -- Azuma

Fang -- Akamaru

Gigi -- Gaara

Iki -- Baki

K -- Kankuro

Komoru -- Konahomaru

L2 -- Sakura

Lady-sama -- Tsunade

Madame Bling -- Madame Shijimi

Petal -- Ino

Ringz -- Kurenai

Shades -- Shino

Stag -- Shikamaru

T -- Temari

Uchi -- Sasuke

Violet -- Hinata

Wings -- Choji

Wolf -- Kiba

Yoko -- OC