M2 the Mewtwo Guru
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Joined 02-19-02, id: 172869
Author has written 6 stories for Pokémon, and Super Smash Brothers.
Bonjour all you chinchillas! Tis I, M2 the Mewtwo Guru! Once known as Purple Pikachu, then M2 the Mewtwo Guru, then for a short time Cherryblossom*M2, now M2 the Mewtwo Guru again! Don't you just HATE name changes? Tee hee. Now I suppose if you know me already, or at least once read my bio, you're expecting something nice, long, and SILLY! And if you're not looking for something like that... Merf.

Name: Shauna Grant
Nicknames: M2 (duh), Kawaii-chan, Queen of Kawaii (at least I think so :p), Ms. Merfa, Ms. Fluffy, Snoops, Shaun Shaun... BAH! Just call me M2!
Age: 13 Whee!
Pets: Frisky the chinchilla who is no longer with us... *cries*
Favorite color: PURPLE! Whee!
Contact Infomation: oo; I gots AIM, which ish stated above. Please E-Mail me at M2daMew2Guru@ ^^ Thanks.

Some other junk:

Favorite anime character(s):
Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Trivsky IV (I so know I spelled that wrong.. I think)- Cowboy Bebop
Jesse, James, Meowth of Team Rocket- Pokemon
Pietin (however you spell that)- Fighting Foodons
Pink- Dragon Pink
Mai- Yu-Gi-Oh!
Hamtaro- Hamtaro
Bijou- Hamtaro
Kari- Digimon season one
Mimi- Digimon season one
Izzy- Digimon season one
Jeri- Digimon season three
Davis- Digimon season two

And uh... I think that's it... I can't remember anymore at the time...

Characters I like to "purr" at and are too good to be on any favorites list:
Mewtwo- Pokemon
Forte/Bass- Megaman
Shadow- Sonic
Inu Yasha- er... Inu Yasha!
Chace- Fighting Foodons (Better than putting Ash I guess..)
Takuyo- Digimon season 4

Whee! Lets do couples!
Favorite pairings:
Jesse/James
Pichu/Ribbon(Kirby64)
Chase/Coco
Meowth/Mew(*shrugs*) and uh... :p I could really care less about pairings so nyah!

Things I so very very very HATE:
Uh... Nothing? Maybe a X-Box, but they have Blinx so they're okay I guess... ^^ I can't hate things for long anyway, either it's a meanie, I dislike it, or I hate it for a month or so. I have better things to think about. :p

Things I just so very much love to say:
Merf!
Whee!
Chu?
Nyu/Nya/Meow/Mow
Pichu is master!
Okie dokie/Okie dokie okie!
Merf!
Chibi chibi chibi
Pika!

Whee! And now your random story of insanity:

"I've seen them.. They're here.. They're everywhere.. I'm warning you.. Stop eating the KFC and all the chicken dishes... They won't be happy... The Chicken's day of revenge is upon us! They're going to kill us all, I tell you! Please, put your crayons under your bed, leave out some chocolate! Save yourselves! For the love of cheese, don't let the Chickens eat you up! They're evil, I say, EVIL!"

oO Whee... Uh huh, M2 is crazy. ~.~ Would it help if I say that's not a quote I have said before?

Stories:
A Strange Adventure For Ash- Incomplete and shall be updated when I feel like updating it :p

The one, the only, JIGGLYPUFF!- Complete Whee!

Ask The Monsters- ~.~ It crashed and burned it's all dead. ^^ But I still have all the chapters if anyone is interested. (repeatedly bug me about them if you really want them. I tend to be lazy with stuff...)

Tales of a Drunken Game and Watch- IT LIVES! Incomplete

Pichu and the Magic Bell- "IT LIVES! AND LIKE THE FIRE IT BURNS!!! AHHH!!! THE LIGHT!!! IT HURTS!!" Incomplete. Sooo very incomplete.

Pikachu and Frisky's Adventure in Meleeland- Whee! Updated!

Everybody Loves The Hat!- This (and Ask The Monsters) is probably, like, my best fic. And I can no longer hide the truth from all of you at ... *ahem* It DOES have a sequal! Sadly, it'll probably never see the light of for it's been poisined with odd symbols from Apple Works, and I ish really not loving it like the first one. But if any one's interested, I will send you the fic to enjoy. ^^ (This fic I'll not be lazy with sending!)

I can't remember what other stories I have either because I hate them and they must crash and burn or I just can't plain remember them.

Whee! Quotes!:

"Merf you then! Merf!"
"Crackers are evil.."
"Oh no! The chickens killed her! They pecked her eyes out!"
"I HATE your AIM" (Whoo, so that's what I hate...)
"Reset your dang computer!!"
"I wuv you. n_n"
"Okies... baka"
"*gnaws on your head* The Kitty wants her milk! -person: I have no milk!- *bites your nose* The Kitty is not pleased!"
"You're scaring me..."
"If you're happy and you know it say Merf! MERF!"
"*hopping up and down* I wuv you, you wuv me, please stop me from singing!"
"You do not love the nickname? YOU MUST LOVE THE NICKNAME!"
"Wha? What does that mean? STOP CONFUSING ME WITH YOUR BIG WORDS!"
"Like a fork needs a knife, like french fries need ketchup, I need you and you need me. We're two of a kind! Alone forever! The least we can do is be alone together..." (I know, I know. I can't remember exactly what I said, though it was something like this, but if I were brave enough, I would say this to someone.)
"I want to eat Pikmin!"
"NU! Mr. Kitty!"
"I wuv you Mr. Lumpkins"
"Home work must BURN!"
"*gnaws on a Pikachu plushie's head*"
"Whee!" and of course "MERF!"

Now that I have bored you all enough with my insane bio, please flee from this place and find a story to read... Or better yet.. http:///users/m2damew2guru/ read this! I'll mostly will tell about why I hardly update and what's going on and SHOW YOU QUIZ RESULTS! WHEE!

One more thing...
I GOTS A SITE! n.n Look at my "pretty" art! Enjoy! And remember the evils of the pop out ads! EVIL!! Uh... Oh yeah! Stories! I will update before the moon turns blue. ^^; I'm just pretty lazy... I lost the begining to the next chapter of Pichu and The Magic Bell, can't think of anything for Tales of a Drunken Game and Watch... And.. Stuff. Ah well, I'll get it all done soon! Wuv yous!

"See you under that cherry blossom tree..." -M2

Fox's Lost Dog! by ShihaiTaka reviews
OMFGWTF BBQ!1!1! It's an update! I'm the worst procrastinator in the world. (Chapter Two.) Yes, the symbols ARE odd. Shut up, it's SimpleText. Er...Fox, Falco and Zelda go to look for Fox's dog. Yes, dog.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2003 - Published: 1/10/2003
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Pikachu and Friskys Adventure in Meleeland reviews
Pikachu has lost his teddy bear and now must get it back. With the help of Frisky and some friends, will he succeed before he and Frisky kill each other? (YAY! I UPDATED!)
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2003 - Published: 8/10/2002
Pichu and The Magic Bell reviews
Pichu comes across a magic bell. Now it's up to him to get back the Spirits and prove his worth! Chp 7: Left feeling a bit depressed, Pichu seeks someone to talk to. But is this someone... A spirit?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 11/11/2002 - Published: 5/27/2002
Tales of a drunken Game and Watch reviews
Mr. Game and Wach tells the Smashers stupid stories. Remember: Stupid is funny! Oh, did I say this was done? Guess I was wrong... Tee hee.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,854 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/10/2002 - Published: 6/7/2002
A strange advanture for Ash reviews
WAI! We ish back! Yayness! Ash has a strange adventure. Sounds fun, no? Warning: I wrote this a good while ago. Yay!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2002 - Published: 4/1/2002
Everyone Loves The Hat! reviews
Mario lost his hat. Luigi wants pudding. Pikachu is drunk. What's wrong with Donkey Kong, and Mewtwo wants to go to the moon??
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2002
The one, the only, JIGGLYPUFF! reviews
I felt that Jigglypuff was being treated unfair on the show so I wrote this for her. About how she feels when people fall asleep when she sings. I also wrote what her song would sound like if we could understand her, but thats my opinion
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4/1/2002