So. I guess this is where I put things about myself.

But unlike some authors, I don't like putting every single detail of my life on this profile. It's boring, and takes too much time. So, just so you know.

My writing style usually combines some method of sarcasm. I use big words, try to glue in some humor, and take a step back to admire the sculpture.

Then I take it all apart again.

Because, as you should know, I can't write with humor. It deftly slips out of the way, trying to hide in the corner. Oh, sure, I grab hold of it once in a while, but usually, it bests me.

So if you find my pieces in any way corny, let me know. And I'll ship them off to the nearest beta.

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