Six years after the birth of their daughter, Edward and Bella are met with a shocking surprise on their doorstep. Very shocking. It's there because of Bella, but it has a link to Edward's past…as a human…COMPLETE

America comes up with a cliche game to fill the time. Who will last in an hour of extreme sexual awkwardness! Spoiler: There is really awful sex at the end. US/UK, France/Prussia, Spain/Romano, Sweden/Finland, Germany/Italy, Russia/Liet.

It's twenty years after the devastating end of the third world war, when many countries were destroyed. The surviving nations are surprised to discover those that were lost, reborn as humans. USUK main, Spamano, mentions of various other pairings

Russia is in Princeton for a world meeting, and he collapses in front of Wilson. Sounds like a case for Dr. House! No pairings.

[discontinued] Alcohol and Lust. Those were the two things Kyle had decided to pin his current predicament on. Kyle/Wanda.

Four born unlike any other cat before, knowing the ways of the twoleg and learning the ways of a warrior." Firestar recives a strange prophecy concerning the safety of the clans...But what does this have to do with a certain Dr. House and his friends?

Bella dies, and is reborn as Isabelle Scott. 17 years later, She and her family move to Forks. At the same time, Edward's family came back. What happens when Isabelle meets Edward for the first time in this life? Normal pairings.

Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.

Edward, Emmett, and Jasper disappear one weekend, and come back with a dvd. What the hell were they up to? Don't kill me, this is my 1st Twilight fanfic Rated T cuz I'm paranoid!

Jacob falls in a hole. Hilarity ensues. Written by my friend and I over emails.

song parodies written with the help of my soon to be Beta Jacob's Imprinted. songs: Deck the halls, sorry if some chapters don't have Author's notes. I am exTREMELY busy sometimes.

The Cullens use AIM. Watch the stupid/ funny/ strange/ retarded/ and crazy things they do. sorry, I suck at summaries. AIM plot: Overused? Yes. Funny? ALways. at least, I hope so... rated T, just in case...NOTE: OOC sillyness. **ON HOLD**

All Human. BxE Bella is having a really bad day. When she meets Edward, he seems to fix all that. They keep running into each other, and there experiences bring them closer together. Will they end up being more than friends? **ON HOLD**

Four times that Bella didn't want to get married, and one time she did. E/B, J/A. No BD spoilers.

An incident in Volterra leaves Bella without a single memory of Edward. :His intense eyes burned into me. “I’m sorry, do you know me or something?” I turned, unable to stand the silence any longer. “I was about to ask you the same thing,” he said.: Non AU

Melanie and Wanda have...special needs. How in the world can they explain it to the boys?