Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.

Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.

Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.

Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!

He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?

AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.

AU E/B meet under violent circumstances.Surviving that 1st meeting, they navigate a slow road toward friendship, then romance. But obstacles begin to multiply around them and soon the question arises: are these obstacles random or by design - and by whom?

A series of hot one-shots rated very M for a reason. All fairly canon and all E/B.

New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?

Edward is a sugar addicted seventeen-year old who thinks he is a vampire. He is in love with Charlie Swan, who drives in the town's supply of sugar every week. But when Bella arrives, she decides to destroy their relationship and take Edward for her own.

"It's all real. They did this, but I'm still here, always, Bella. Find me." Those cryptic words, whispered in a last breath, continue to haunt Bella Swan five years after the supposed death of her love, Edward Masen. AH-AU.

New Entry #4: The Kinsey Scale: Edward is madly in love with his roommate-who is not gay. ...or is he? Edward decides he detests pop psychology. A tale of botched seduction, cocktail confetti, subway songs, and dour uncles. AH. Funny porn, etc.

Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.

Rosalie is not shallow. Look at her past; how could she be shallow? Look at her first few years as a vampire, through her eyes, and understand. But understanding a person is not always conducive to getting on with them... Previously 'Understanding'

When a beautiful young woman decides to end the misery of her life, Carlisle picks up the pieces and helps her live again. Carlsile X Esme with young Edward in all his sardonic, sarcastic glory as well.

Edward and Bella thought they would have forever. Instead, Edward is teaching Bella a ghostly lesson in ars moriendi... "the art of dying." AU; mixed POV; lemons; MCD at onset. Some mild/dream-state DubCon.

Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?

Slash: Carlisle and Edward have been eternity partners since Carlisle changed Edward in 1918. Is their capacity to love as limitless as the length of their days? Vamp AU, Polyamory. Carlisle/Edward/Jasper. LEFT INCOMPLETE. See author's notes.

The year is 1921. Esme Platt Evenson throws herself off a cliff, and Carlisle Cullen finds and changes her. Can she ever learn to forgive him for damning her for all eternity? Canon with a dash of AU. A re-envisioning of Esme and Carlisle's story.

Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.

New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.

..."I’d have to cast it all away for something I had scoffed at for so long: love." Bella/Edward - at sea! AH. M for the good stuff. One-shot written for snowgood and her awesome contribution to FGB.

Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.

Sometimes your dreams can blind you to what has to be done; that's what Edward thinks. But Rosalie disagrees. Sometimes your dreams give you the strength to save a life. Canon, BD, RxE. *NO SPOILERS TIL 3RD CHAPTER- FIRST TWO ARE INTERCONNECTED ONESHOTS*

Rosalie Lillian Hale. Born: 10 October, 1915. Died: Unknown. Beloved daughter, devoted sister, cherished friend. 'Non lugenda est mors quam consequitur immortalitas.' Canon, post-Breaking Dawn. Rated M for mature themes. Detailed warning inside.

Could there be hidden depths to some of the less well-developed characters? A comedy adventure staring Emmett, Jasper, Jacob, Nessie, Leah and Esme. Finished at last!

AU/AH. The evolution of a relationship, from the first day of kindergarten to coming of age.

Edward is a surgeon who recently lost a patient due to negligence. Jasper is Bella's therapist who has an unconventional treatment he's willing to try with Edward to pull him out of the downward spiral of depression. Dom/Sub, AH, AU. This is a dark fic.

It was the second thing I ever saw. A family. And a blurred girl. Alice's visions of Edward's future mate, years before she was born. Winner of the Twilight Anniversary Challenge!

Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst

Ten years and many relationships past them, Edward and Bella find themselves about to get married - to other people. One encounter brings forth everything that's never been said. One night, two possible endings. AU/AH

Nominated for a Spring 2010 Eddie. Bella Swan learns the meaning of love through the loss of the same. Rated M for language and adult stuff.

Emmett contemplates Rosalie's silence, practical dreams and airplane peanuts. A short story with the Tropic kids for the Twilight Twenty-five Challenge.

In 2026, the Cullens realize that Aro desperately wants to possess Edward in order to use him in a barbaric experiment. Now, the Cullens must evade the Volturi while protecting one of their own as well as Aro's unwitting human pawn. 100% Canon.

Entry for the "Love for the Unloved" contest. “How do I even find a man to… get me pregnant?”

Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.

AoE contest entry: "Recalling the Tale of Amor and Psyche, I conceived that love was even difficult for the gods." Can the story of Bella's great-grandparents help Bella as she struggles with her feelings for an afflicted Mycenaean soldier?

side notes from Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by jandco and withthevampsofcourse. outtakes, if you will. starting with emmett. rated M for well... sexytimes.

ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.

Entry for the "Age of Edward" Contest. A microdot of lavender and the push-pull of song at the Woodstock Music Festival create a beautiful couple making a love that you can't be sure is real... Mature; Lemon; 2nd POV.

Ever wondered what would have happened if James really did have Renee at the ballet studio? What if things got a little more dramatic? Want to hear Edward's tortured POV? Check out this alternative ending to Twilight. WARNING -Sexual Assault. BxE

Special Agent Bella Swan, the FBI’s most unwanted, is partnered with the bureau’s poster boy, SA Edward Masen. Their chemistry keeps them on their toes as they travel to Forks to investigate a series of mysterious deaths. Epic T Collaboration Gleena/ebhg

Bella was intent on seducing Edward, but somehow he managed to get a ring on her finger. His side of the story may surprise you - or maybe it won't! Chapter 20 "Compromise" of eclipse from EPOV.

“And the wonder of it all is you just don’t realize how much I love you…” Edward’s POV of a party with Bella and their Forks High classmates, set during Eclipse. Includes drinking, dancing and Alice! A fluffy, in-canon entry to the Epic T-Rated contest.

In honour of the festive season, I decided to write the Christmas that had all of one page devoted to it in Breaking Dawn. From Renesmee's point of view, this is her first Christmas.

Reeling from yet another heartache, Leah spends the day with someone unexpected and ponders what's to come next. Takes place immediately after the end of Breaking Dawn. The second of three days that will alter Leah's destiny.

Leah Clearwater has broken away from the pack and made her way alone, but to truly move on, she must confront Sam, Emily, and a few harsh truths along the way...the third of three days that will change the course of Leah's life forever.

AU/Vamp While in a holding cell in Italy, Alice confesses to Bella that she had always loved her. The girls discover that their strength together as friends has always been fueled by more. Written for the LJ LGBT fest.

A month after Breaking Dawn ends, the aftershocks are still being felt. Renesmee has a nightmare one night, with Edward, Emmett and Jasper there to bear witness. Jasper's POV. "Have you noticed how she's almost obsessed with people saying goodbye?"

I spoke to Carlisle after you and I made our bargain, hoping he could help me." -Edward, Breaking Dawn. What really happened when Edward talked to Carlisle about his deal with Bella? A sweet canon take on their conversation. One-shot, EPOV.

Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?

Written for Bethaboo & TheEdwardEmmett's MAKE IT COUNT CONTEST, this is a 1000 word AU look inside Rosalie's head on the day she finds Emmett.

So much happened from the moment Rosalie picked up the phone to when Jacob came to visit. A series of missing moments to tell you the story between books 1 and 2 of Breaking Dawn.

Alice, of course, watched the entire meadow scene. She had to, just in case. Well, alright, so she was curious. And she had to interfere, just a little... Canon APOV

Edward and Bella have been married a few years, Ren is 18 months old. Edward decides it is time for a reminder to Bella of how much he loves and cherishes her. Squishy Oneshot for manyafandom and isabel0329's For My Valentine Contest. Lemons, B/E AH AU.

Edward has realized it's the day before Valentine's Day. When he finds the perfect gift for his high school sweetheart it changes their lives for the better. AU/H My Entry for Manyafandom and Isabel0329 's "For My Valentine" Contest.

Post-BD FLUFF! Edward plans a special night for Bella. When Bella reciprocates, he's amazed at the destination. Jacob plans the third evening. Next, Bella's and Edward's versions of a double date with Rose and Emmett. Last: Night out with Renesmee!

For Alice, some things in life are straightforward. Like not wearing white after Labor Day. But not all questions have simple answers. Why was she really avoiding Bella during her pregnancy? And how exactly do you define a family? Formerly 'Heartache'

Four brief "snapshots" from Edward's POV during the honeymoon. His thoughts while Bella slept the first night, when she had the good dream, when he went hunting and when she said she was late. Not explicit.

Father to Son. Mother to Daughter. Sister to Brother. Husband to Wife. Lover to Lover. Heart to Heart. A loving family sharing together, forever, in what can only be described as intimacy. E/B C/Es Ja/A R/Em

Free-spirited and brilliant Esme becomes an abused wife—yet from despair, she’s saved by quirks of fate and her own strength. A piece of historical fiction combining unexpected second chances and loving in spite of sorrow. CxE.

At some point during their years together, each of the Cullen kids intrude upon one of Carlisle and Esme's intimate moments. This is a look at Carlisle and Esme's long relationship through the lens of those six interruptions.

More than a missing moment, it's a missing weekend from Eclipse! Experience Bella and Edward's visit to Florida from Edward's POV. Can Edward monitor Victoria's attack, pass for human, keep Bella happy, win Renee's approval and stay out of the sun?

A Breaking Dawn Missing Moment - At the wedding reception, Bella and Jacob discussed her honeymoon plans. At the same time, Edward dances with Tanya...and the same subject arises. This one-shot parallels pages 61-66 in Breaking Dawn.

AH; To get credits for school, Bella Swan starts writing to Edward Cullen for a penpal project. But can Edward break down the walls she's so carefully created? co-written with my wifey :*

Edward and Bella have forged a compromise. But how can Edward fulfill Bella's request for a "real" honeymoon? He seeks advice from his father and brothers. A "missing scene" from Eclipse, EPOV. Includes his memory of tasting Bella's blood.

Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.

Bella was perfectly content with life in Forks until she lost her best friend Alice. Now a dark figure lurks in the shadows. Bella suspects that Edward knows more than he is letting on, but how can she solve the mystery if he keeps avoiding her? AU/Canon

Edward asks Bella series of questions that is soon followed by a night that she will never forget. All-Human, extremely OOC. Rated M for extreme lemons! Part of Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest.

AU. One-shot. A more tasteful attempt at smut-if there is such a thing-exploring how Bella and Edward might have actually spent their wedding night. Breaking Dawn is not necessary to this story.

Written for the Twilighted 'Breaking Dawn Missing Moments' competition, this is a scene that we didn't see in the book - just after Edward hands Rosalie baby Renesmee, the blonde vampire's thoughts and regrets...

Edward's experience during Bella's change. Parallels pages 355-378 in Breaking Dawn.

Jasper describes himself as “undeniably a nightmare, a monster of the grisliest kind.” How did he end up with Alice and the rest of the Cullens? What was he like before he met them?

Breaking Dawn related one-shot: Leah makes the decision to break free from Sam and his pack. The first of three days that will change Leah's destiny forever.

Little brothers. You can't live with them, and you can't live without them. What happens when Leah and Seth are home alone the day after the climactic battle in Eclipse? One-shot told from Leah's POV.

Jasper isn't one to wear his emotions on his sleeve. What was really going through his head during the fighting demonstration with Alice?

all human. he's been away on a one-week business trip. rated M for Mmm... Edward.

What does Alice see in Jasper? One-shot written from Jasper's POV, shortly after the infamous birthday party.

Their skin is sun-starved marble, streaked beneath the surface with pinstripes of raw red — carved by loss, honed by grief. But every vampire, new or old, heals eventually. ჯ JasperBella. post-eclipse AU.

The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting the Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Cowritten with the awesomely funny LindaRoo!

Various stories from Eclipse written in Edward's POV. Newest addition: Spontaneous Combustion.

Trent reflects on when it all changed. Trent/Rachel

Rosalie just wants to forget...but she's not sure that she'll ever be able to.

Bella and Edward tell Charlie and Renee of their wedding plans. One-shot, could be considered an extra to 'first light'

After some wedding planning, Bella goes to break the news to Renee. Only to come back to find Alice has planned her Bachlorette Party! Party is in coming chapters, but it will be the most outrageous thing you've ever seen!

Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!