Hey, Seddie lovers! you are a Seddie fan right?? Eh, I'm tired right now, so here's some info...I guess. :p

-I'm in middle school/junior high. not telling you my age, haha!!

-My name's Jessica. man, I should've started with that..

-I'm obsessed with texting, gossip, my computer, and of course SEDDIE! The only stories I write on this are Seddie fics.

-I hate Creddie. So much. Here's a saying! "Creddie is cruddy!!" Pass it on. :)

-I VERY MUCH dislike Spam. I mean c'mon! He's like, 26, and Sam's like, 14/15!! It's illegal love. :D

-Speaking of Creddie and such, did you know I used to support Creddie? Hey, hey, that was like a year ago! I eventually started liking Seddie anyway.

-Okay, this isn't about me, but go check out lysapot's stories! She ROCKS!!

Alright, that's it, I guess! Stay informed by reading the "News Update" section below this. You'll find out what's going on in my life and other stuff about other people's stories-or mine! Bye!! xD

NEWS UPDATE: 1.6.09 (ABOUT iKISS)

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!

xD First of all, Happy Late New Year!! I hope your year started out fantabulously. xD Second, who saw iKiss? If you didn't, tell me where you live and I will come over there and personally let you meet my fist. xDD Haha, kidding! I ain't that vicious, gosh. Lol. It was everything I was hoping for and more!! I mean, Sam's apology to Freddie on iCarly was so cute!! Haha, at least I thought so. And the moment starting from when Sam entered the fire escape to the end was THE BEST FREAKING PART OF iCARLY IN FREAKING HISTORY OF ALL THE iCARLY EPISODES EVER RELEASED! xDD I keep spazzing, I know, but wasn't it so AWESOME?? I was like, hyperventilating and dancing around and bouncing in my seat!! My grandma, since I was at her house, asked me, "What are you doing? Stop bouncing and sit down!" Lol. Grandmothers. ANYWAY, they were SOOOO not "kissing". They were like, making out! And Sam actually let him kiss her! If that in season one, she would've slapped him, then broke his arm off. xD Sam was like, sooo shocked when he kissed her. And then she said, "Nice work." NICE WORK?! Is she complimenting how good of a kisser he is? Obviously!! Lol. Then at the end, Freddie was like, "Hey. I hate you." And then Sam PAUSED for a few seconds and replied, "Hate you too.", leaving Freddie to ponder to himself. HAHA!! xP DENIAL! They are in love with each other and they know it! Deny, deny, deny. That's ALL they do. And then they're gonna go back to hating each other! Not that I hate that, it's just they could at least be a little more civil towards each other. Maybe a compliment here and there would be nice. So there's enough moments for Seddie videomakers to make videos. :)

1-12 iCarly Style

1. Jake Krandall

2. Freddie Benson

3. Rona Berger

4. Carly Shay

5. Spencer Shay

6. Gibby West

7. Reuben

8. Sam Puckett

9. Nevel Papperman

10. Shane

11. Germy Jeremy

12. Lewbert

1.) Have you ever read a Nine/Eleven fic before? Ew, Nevel and Germy? Holy shizz, NO!

2.) Do you think Eight is hot? How hot? Heck yeah! Sam's like, my favorite person in the entire show along with Freddie. :

3.) What would happen if Twelve got One pregnant? I don't know, am I SUPPOSED to be watching people "make love"??

4.) Do you recall any fics about Three? A couple, I guess. But they were like, based off of iChristmas. Oh, wait! "singingzombies" wrote a story called, iDeleted Freddie that has her in it...slightly. Haha!!

5.) Would Two and Eleven make a good couple? Hmm...let me think-HECK TO THE NO! xD

6. Five/Nine or Five/Three? Ehh...I think Rona's a bit too young for Spence. :)

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Why in the WORLD would Freddie be having sex with a short-fused, ugly, abnormal, hairy man?! But if it DID happen (yeah, when pigs fly!), Reuben would probably be like, "Whoa, a baby quacker doodle is flying the ding dong trap with an irate bobo monkey, y'know what I'm saying?" AHAHA!! xD

8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic. Rona and Shane? Um...okay! There was just one minute until the stroke of midnight on that December 31st. Maybe he still had time...

9. Is there such thing as One/Eight fluff? Jake and Sam? Psh, duh! But I don't read any of that crap. sorry if I offend people who support...Jam. Or Sake. Or whatever it's called! LOL!!

10. Suggest a title for a Eleven/Four Hurt/Comfort fic. ...Oh, what'd you say? I was too busy daydreaming 'bout Seddie...hehe.

11. What would happen if Four wanted to deflower one? Alright, who made this 1-12 iCarly thing up? Huh? Where are you, you disgusting perv?! man, i am stressed today

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? How am I supposed to know??

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? The answer to that would probably be no...maybe...hopefully...

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Freddie/Carly/Spencer? Who WOULD write that??

15. What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Ahaha, I have no freaking idea!!

16. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would it be? About Sam? Heck, just look at whatever's on my iTunes and stuff. Practically all those songs. wait, you can't hack into my computer!!

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning!: Gay stuff ahead! xD

18. What might be a good pickup line for 10 to use on 2? Am I supposed to be perverted when answering these questions?? Lol.

19. How might Eleven describe the relationship between Two and Eight? Let's see, Germy describing a relationship between Freddie and Sam. Hmm...he'd probably say, "Huh-AH-CHOO!! What was-AH-CHOO!! I'm sorry-AH-CHOO! I-AH-CHOO!! I need to-AH-CHOO!! BYE! AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO!!" LMFAO!! xD

20. How emo is Seven? He's not emo at all, he just has...mental issues. Or maybe he was born upside down..