Minor Details:

Real Name: Calsey

Date of Birth: 30 August 1987

Country: South Africa

Languages of Preference: Afrikaans and English

Favorite Fanfiction Universes:

Books: Artimus Fowl and Harry Potter!!

Films: Master and Commander, Indiana Jones,Patriot,Sweeny Todd! and Pirates of the Caribbean! Princess Diaries! Inglorious Basterds! Sin City!

TV Shows: CSI (original!!),Desperate Housewifes, Doctor Who!!, Heroes, Robin Hood BBC, Scrubs!!, TORCHWOOD!!, Waking the Dead.

Writing Strengths: I'm rather imaginitive and accourding to some I am able to describe things rather well.

Writing Weaknesses: I'm often to hasty for my own good, without really reviewing my work properly before publishing it. My spelling is an extreme failure of mine and as such I use spell check alot, unfortunatly my spelling can be so bad that the Spell Check doesnt recognise the word I am trying to spell, and that frustrates me into ignoring it. My Punctuation is also Questionable as I type at the speed that I think Basically, and I often use the punctuation to my train of thought. So if I stop thinking, I use a Full Stop, if I pause I use a comma and if I take a moment to think...I use elipses. My stories are often not as well plotted as they can be, as I was never really taught to plot, though I am learning as I go along, and as I Role Play on other sites I have picked up annoying spelling and Punctuation habbits.

Critism: I am always open to Creative Critisism. I am Hardly the best writer in the world...far from it actually. And am always more than willing to take any critism no matter how harsh, even if it is gonna cause my lip to wobble as I read it! I will however ignore any Critisism that is not creative, and is meant to hurt me for no reason!Favorite Fanfic Terms and Reasons why.

Legend:

Particular Favourite

not quite a favourite but often finds it to his liking.

Favourite Genre's

Angst: Because it usually lets us see deeper into a character than what humour or romance will often allow. And because it shows a character in both their weeknesses and their strength, often ending in them having to make a choice between what they want and what everyone else wants.

AU (alternate Universe): Because I like Adopt fictions, which are usually AU.

Lemon and Lime:Sex...who doesnt like it? Its the answer to what the meaning of life is!

NCS: (Non Consensual situations.)...dont really know why...but I think it has to do with the fact that it goes hand in hand with Angst. Also showing a Character in their best and worst light...and usually leaves to hurt and comfort and also better relationships:

General: Because it is usually very good, as there is no romance really and the characters are just having fun more than anything else...well...when I say fun...I mean...not worrying about each others feelings...

H/C (Hurt/Comfort): Lets see...angst followed by a characters pain followed by someone helping them through there suffering? Win-win in my opinion!

PWP (Porn without Plot): Refer to Lemon and Lime.

Dark Fic: Adds all my favorite Genras,Terms and Catagories together!!

Slash: My Favourite of all time. Ask no questions and I will tell you no lie!!

BDSM: Makes that slash that much more interesting!

Bondage: See BDSM.

CP:(Corporal Punishment) When coupled with Adoption and H/C its a favorite of mine.or Slave fic.

DD: (Domestic Disipline) ... shrugs and moves on

FANART: People Drawing Pictures of my wildest dreams...why not!

Kink: moving on...

NC-17: Only for adults...smirks and moves on

Slave-fic: When coupled with Non-Con,Bondage,BDSM, DD,CP,dark fic, Ooc and AU and Slash It is a definite favorite!!Especially when for example, Harry is the new dark lord and Lucius is forced to bow down to him.

UST: (Unresolved Sexual Tention) Denying someone their right to pleasure, usually makes them angry, an angry character is a hot character usually.

Dislikes:

Beastiality, Necoromancy, and Squick Incest and Squick Abuse...and Squick...and anything with Umbridge and Filch in deviant acts which is squick in itself!

Favourite Characters and Pairing:Alastor Moody/Anyone (exept Tonks, Umbridge ,Fudge,Filch, Carrows, or any ugly Death Eater or Hag...Hermione,Harry,Lily,James,Filch..anyone with an e in there name the norm...) Gilderoy Lockhart/Anyone (see above for exeptions).Alastor Moody/Minerva McGonnagal,Alastor Moody/Rufus Scrimgeour,Gilderoy Lockhart/Rita Skeeter,Gilderoy Lockhart/Rufus Scrimgeour.

Harry Potter Characters:

Favourites: Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody,Rufus Scrimgeour,Minerva McGonagall,Gilderoy Lockhart,Rita Skeeter, Albus Dumbledore, Lucius Malfoy and Severus Snape.

Least Favourite:Harry,Hermione,Lily,James,Umbridge,Filch..ect.

Harry Potter Pairs:
Minerva/Alastor:2 earlier generation people just meant to be together!!To share and to love!! This should seriously be a cannon couple! CURSE J.K for Killing Alastor!
Rufus/Alastor:Should SO totally be a mentor and learner couple! COME ON!
Gilderoy/Rita: Two blond people who are scandles in there own right! But both of whom have deeper lifes than one could ever imagined!!
Molly/Arthur:a love thats been through thick and thin!
Dumbledore/Grindlewald:Another favorite...though not many stories out there...
Hermione/Ron:NOT SO MUCH! Ronald deserves better!!
Fred/George:The only incest that could possibly acceptable they are basically one person anyway!
Umbridge/Fudge:WILL NEVER READ ONE! but they deserve each other!

Other Fandom Characters that I adore:

James Norrington:(Pirates of the Carabean)Commadore: Especially like his prim and properness soiled in the second movie... I love the Beckett/Norrington fanfictions where he becomes a slave to Beckett,and forced to debace himself. Also love it when he gets kidnapped and tortured and Jack Sparrow/Norrington hurt/comfort/angst/dark insues! James/Hector Barbossa and James/Davy Jones is also grand.

Gil Grissom:(CSI:Las Vegas)A brilliant mind! And dark brooding unfathonable person! Whats not to like! Espcially like him in Noncon situations where he is forced to examine himself...aswell as kidnapping and torture

Jack Harkness:(Torchwood) The ultimate in the Universes Whipping boy.Dark Brooding silently tortured and what better way is there to spend ones time but inventing new ways to make his never ending existance worse?

Walter Skinner:(X-Files)One of My Personal Favorite Characters! Hard Arsed,but with a soft squishy inner self if you examine him closer. Doing what ever he can for the greater good and getting no thanks for it!

Dr.Perry Cox:(Scrubs) Once again the Tortured brooding Soul who has suffered abuse at the hands of people who were supposed to love and protect him. Much like House but without the limp.He beats house by a bit though as he actually manages to pull off not being a self serving asshole to get what he wants.

Greg House:(House)See Dr.Cox. but still cute and screams "HUG ME" just so that he can beat the crap out of you with a cain when you move in for the kill. When Coupled with Wilson punishing him a favorite of mine!

Hugo Stiglitz:(Inglorious Basterds) The German officer who killed Natzi officers. A typical Quintin Tarrintno move in the movie inserting a flash scene of him being whipped but not explaining it!

Lenard (Bones) McCoy:(Star Trek) Dark and Brooding but with a small sence of humour. Coupled with a Dominant Spock or Kirk! A brilliant Read!

Jack McCoy:(Law and Order) ...cant really explain this one so wont!

Jethro Gibbs:(NCSI)Grumpy,brooding! and somewhat annoying,fatherly type...with Dinozza a rather interesting combonation...

Edmond Blackadder:(Blackadder II and IV specifically)...cant explain it either!

Tenth Doctor:(Dr.Who) ... more interested in Jack really...

Domavoi Butler:(Artemis Fowl)Big Burley body guard with a killer punch! taking orders?whats not to like!!

Joe (Princess Diaries body Guard) Absolutly love the story with him,and wish there was more of him

Guy of Gisborn:(Robin Hood:BBC) Yet another dark and brooding man! when tortured and punished by the Sheriff of Nottingham! An utter delight!

Jack Aubrey:(Master and Commander) Curt Russel Special...love the scene where he stands unflinching during the flogging

Hans Solo:(Star Wars)Sarcastic and funny!Hard assed and a dark history!

Quai Gon Gin:(Star Wars) Liam Neeson!! Probably the real reason I like him aside from the quiet dominating side to his Character.