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The Harlequin by knit-wear reviews
Everyone deserves a personal life, even Gotham's two most notorious psychopaths. A Nolan-take on Harley Quinn's evolution. ***2019 reboot***
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 403,073 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 12/15/2019 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Joker - Complete
Dear Joker by 4ofCups reviews
What happens when Ledger's Joker decides to take a hiatus from crime, dabble in journalism and dispense his opinions to the faithful readers of Gotham's premier advice column? He's got his own ideas about tact, social graces and virtue: they're overrated.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 34,989 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/8/2017 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Joker
Kinky Boots by Unfocused Shot reviews
If Harleen Quinzel had perfected anything in her short life, it was how to walk in stiletto heels while either loading or firing a semi-automatic shotgun.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Joker - Complete
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Cherry Bombs & Bursting Buttons reviews
A oneshot dedicated to the horrors of the JxHQ ship. I don't mess around with this stuff, folks. This is Nolan-verse reality.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2010 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Stone Beneath My Hands reviews
Mrs. Lovett observes her hopes for a relationship with "Mr. T."
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Soap or Death reviews
Edward goes to buy soap for Bella. Silly oneshot. Written for a school project in ninth grade, back when this book was just becoming a fad. *sigh* You sure miss the days when it wasn't all you ever heard about and you could enjoy it in peace.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
I Am Fire reviews
Project I did for school with four different style pieces, from Abigail's point of view. Something different.
Crucible - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
Take, Take, Take, Take, Take reviews
Everything takes care of itself, but nothing tells you how to deal with it. Columbia realizes she's in love with Frank- who eats people's hearts for breakfast. Oneshot, uncarefully edited. Just for fun. Enjoy!
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Complete
No More Love, No More Crime reviews
This is my own take on how Harley met the Joker- it won't be what most of you are used to, but I still have her working at Arkham later on in the fic. My first story on this site. Rated M for my dirty little mind ; Please R & R!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,270 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Joker
