What if a fanfiction author actually gets inside a fanfiction? Well, normally the result would be characters being slightly out of character, but add a certified insane fanfiction author into the mix, and you get the Messed up world of Harry Potter.

Harry Potter has put up with a lot in his short life. He's followed every order, listened to everything he was told without question, but one summer he finally breaks. He tries to run and ends up somewhere unexpected. Currently under revision.

So with an empty heart I slam my shovel into the wood, it splinters and makes a sound much like my boot crunching thousands of bones beneath it. The sight i see below starts my heart beating.... A ww2 ChristopheXKyle fic! Its better inside!

About a year after the Imaginationland incident, Kyle is plagued by recurring nightmares that turn into something far worse. Fear is a powerful thing...COMPLETED!

When Harry is nearly killed, Draco finally sees the light.

As Kyle celebrates Passover, so does Cartman, in his own way. Let's make a Kyle seder plate! Ingredients: CartmanxKyle, rape, N/C, and Judaic sacrelege.

Damien is sent to experience the seven deadly sins. He finds them all in a little redheaded package. Dyle Slash. N/C

ON HIATUS Something's changed in Harry and Snape is going to find out what.

Cartman has something of Kyle's, but in order to get it back, Kyle has to play the game. warnings for non-con and abuse

The fact that he didn’t want anything, made me want everything." Cartman has it hard for Kyle, how low is he willing to go before he meets all his selfish goals? Kyman N/C, warnings inside.

If there hadn't been a Pee explosion at the waterpark, Kenny/Kyle fluffiness would have surley ensued!

It started off as a pretty situation and ended with something more. Kyle/Cartman. Long, boring, more mushy then intended. Oriented on Kyle's feelings in limited third person.

When your life hits an all time low, things can't possibly get any worse, right? Not for Kyle Broflovski. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.

Kyle had always seemed so normal to his friends. But was his life really as easy behind closed doors? No Slash. Sorry for the Crappy description.

I guess it's good to know I meant nothing to you..." Kyle/Stan Oneshot.

The boys enjoy a nice game of truth or dare this lazy weekend. Boys kissing and naughty language included. One shot, revised!

Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.

Craig Tucker apparently knows far more about Kyle Broflovski than anyone else. Perhaps even more than the redhead himself…

After Stan and Kyle get into the biggest fight of their lives between each other Stan makes a wish that he later regrets. Friendship only. Please read and review. Complete!

now that I think about it ever since that day his comments were nicer, his stares lingered too long, his shoulder touched mine more often during field trips, and his closed eyes faced me during movie filled nights... Kyman oneshot

How did Kyle get so bad? The story of his downward spiral, and the prequel to 'It's Cartman's Fault'.

Kyle always seemed so happy, to his family and friends. Truth is, he never was. COMPLETE

So as long as there was no hurt that Kyle suffered Craig would be okay with that. OneSided: Cryle. Hints of Stendy.

Kyman! Based on Date Rape by Sublime. Stan has a story to tell, though he's a little fuzzy on the details.

Kenny prefers his Kyles slightly red in the face. KennyxKyle oneshot

Everything he gave up was for a reason. That reason was lying on a bed with his eyes closed, orange strands of hair falling over pale skin with bruises and marks. Stanley Marsh looked down at his reason. Style.

He was gone. Eric couldn't believe the sight before him. He could practically see Kyle's last moments as he tried to forget ever knowing an Eric Cartman. All because Eric was an idiot who couldn't show his true feelings to someone. Kyman. R/R please!

Stan dreams of his super best friend. Published this one a looong time ago but took it off. Waaay M rated people!

One day, Mrs. Broflovski gets a link directing her to a Style story . .

Cartman/Kyle

Cartman/Kyle oneshot.

Cartman and Kyle are trapped in an ice cream parlour in the early hours of the morning. To pass the time, Cartman decides to read a list of reasons he hates Kyle. Then the police show up. Some slash.

Cartman wants his Goddamn money! Warnings for violence, non-con frottage, physical restraint, breathplay/suffocation. Both boys are 16

Yes, that's right, she needed him. More than he could possibly know. One-shot. Sam is hurting. Rated T for mentioned rape.

He looks exactly like he's sleeping... Cartman/Kyle slash. Kinda sad. Read and review please!

It's freezing cold and the window is jammed. What does Cartman do? Cuddle Kyle, of course! Due to lack of pure Kyman fluff on the internet, this little piece of fiction is sugary-sweet. But sweetness doesn't come without a grain of salt and some smex.

Original title, no? One-shot. Stan is there for Kyle's last moments....in his bedroom.

Cartman and Kyle would never admit that they could feel anything but hatred for each other. Will it take a near-death experience to bring them together? CartmanxKyle Slash. Rated T for language and because it is South Park, after all.

Cartman takes Kyle for a not-so-relaxing night at the movies. CartmanXKyle. Oneshot.

-STYLE- Stan's out of state visiting relatives for Christmas, leaving Kyle behind, all alone. What's a guy to do at 3 AM when he can't sleep? Call his best friend, of course. :Smut.PWP.boylove.OOC: - StanKyle -

Stan makes a New Years vow to win Kyle's heart, but needs to find the bravery to actually pursue his goal. The Christmas spirit may give him cause. STYLE

cartmanxkyle, oneshot Cartman goes to Kyle's home to seek warmth from the freezing cold and sex without elaborate manipulation. Truly a love story for us all to cry about.

Kyle keeps seeing some scary and horrible images that can't be stopped. what's going on?

MY version of episode 1201. M for the CartmanXKyle. ;

Cartman takes Kyle's math homework, but Kyle won't stand for it. After a few choice insults are thrown, Kyle finds himself in a compromising position. CartmanXKyle. Oneshot.

Kyle is suspicious of Cartman's next plan. But what could that manipulative asshole be up to this time? Gah, I suck at summaries, just R&R! CxK pairing. Will have one-sided Style later on. 3RD CHAPTER FINALLY UP!

What starts out to be an embarrassing prank, still ends up as a prank, but very arousing for Eric. Cartman/Kyle

One-shot; Kyle and Cartman spend the afternoon together. WARNING: yaoi smex. My first ever fanfic, so don't expect much.

She doesn't care that he's drunk. Spam fic Don't like? Don't read.

close your eyes..." Stan said "and keep them closed" ... Stan attempts to make Kyle forgive him after he realized he had made him mad... yay Slash

...With Each Other. The boys stumble across a fanfiction site and try to make sense of a show with their town in the title. Reviews or flames greatly appreciated.

Fluffy one-shot for Stan and Kyle; fixed. Stan goes over Kyle's house for a sleep over and learns something about himself he somehow knew all along.R&R

Kyle gets into a fight with Cartman, Stan tries to make him feel better. STyle Yaoi.

The boys are in a car accident and gets trapped in the debris. Kyle and Cartman have a talk while they wait for help. Not really slash but you can see it the way you want to see it. Rated K due to slight language and violence.

Stan flirts with every boy except the one he really wants. But what does Kyle want? Stan/Kyle

In Cartman's dreams, Kyle is his toy. In reality, Stan will do everything in his power to prevent that from happening. A Dark Slash.

Sister to Un-Normal. Sam introspection. Sam can pretend. Sam can pretend it will all go away. But Sam cannot pretend she doesn't need Spencer there. Spam Hurt/comfort SAD

Sam calls out for help against her abusive mother and Freddie decides to do something about it, what can he do? Can he save Sam from her mother's abusive ways, and can he trust his own mother? R&R

Sacrifice is a very strange thing. It defies logic, and survival of the fittest, and every man for himself. It is complete; it is the quintessence of purity; and it is the hardest thing in the world to do. StanxKyle

Serious lemon for Stan and Kyle. Very fluffy. :P Review please; I need critique/opinions on my lemon-skills or lack thereof M for sex, language and fluff-overload

The road that leads to happiness is a long one, but we'll get there someday. Oneshot, KyleCartman.

One shot Lemon for Stan and Kyle. : Kyle and Stan fight, Stan goes to apologize...sexy chaos ensues...MUAH HA HA HA

Eric Cartman finally realizes he is in love with a certain worshipped Jewish boy. But Kyle is already deeply in love with Stan, and that burns Cartman up. One day the anger gets the best of him. *THIS STORY CONTAINS BOYxBOY UNGRAPHIC RAPE*

I've sneaked into his room lots of times. Oneshot, slash, not a songfic.

When Kyle gets into a car accident and loses his memories, it's up to Stan, Kenny, and Cartman to help him get his memory back! Eventual Slash,Please read its better than it seems

Kyle has a sleepover at Stan's house, and everything seems to be going normal, until Stan's parents suggest something odd...Stan/Kyle oneshot.

you only get one chance to say goodbye. Luckily for Eric, he got two CartmanXKyle Rated M for Language and themes... may change to a T in time.

Craigs always been known for his temper but when it threatens Kyle’s day, the redhead is forced to figure out just why he's so angry. Warning: Crack

Oneshot. Kyle is fed up with Cartman's BS. My first story on FFnet. Read and review please.

Stan and Kyle play with dolls, and each other. Need I say more? Cowritten with BratChild3.

[Yaoi.] Kyle is missing Stan greatly when he's stuck in bed, sick. Good thing Stan knows just how to fix that problem. Oneshot. [Styleee.]

Stan's new friend keeps bothering him about Kyle. Will Stan listen to what Mark has to say? And who is Mark? Didn't know how to summarize this oneshot so please take a look. Happy Halloween!

[AU] Harry Potter has lived alone on the streets of London for most of his life after being abused and abandoned by his relatives. He is found by wizards effectively in his Third Year and is taken to Hogwarts. He must overcome disability and work to catch

Cartman always has to go and push it that one extra bit. I blame him for all this. Caution: most people will probably find this disturbing, and this is slash!

COMPLETED Hogwarts. The famous school has endured a lot in its long lifetime, but is it ready for a little boy called Eric Cartman? Crossover with South Park.

Very short songfic based on Avril Lavigne's song [When You're Gone]. An accident separates two best friends. I dont own SP. please read and review. NOT SLASH!

After Kyle starts dating Wendy, Cartman's pissed. He comes up with an ultimate revenge to get both of them back good. But, he makes a fatal mistake... KyleCartman

Title explained inside. A powercut plunges South Park into darkness and a lonely Kyle struggles through the rain, heading for a person he never thought he'd run to...and receiving a night he never would have expected in return...KxK

[KylexKenny] Kyle invites Kenny over to his house during a thunderstorm, and they try something to occupy themselves when there's nothing else to do. Oneshot.

[KylexKenny] “There’s still a spot for you,” Kyle smiled as his eyes met blue ones. He tapped his right shoulder lightly and offered, “Best seat in the house.” Oneshot

There are some ways you NEVER want to confess. Style

Revenge can be sweet even after a seventeen year wait, Lord Voldemort knows, certainly he does. Warnings: Rape, Gruesome torture, Slight NonCon, Slash, and what you may consider OOCness.

Kyle wants nothing more than to kiss those beautiful lips, but they're just out of reach. [ slash ][ KyleEric ][ oneshot ]

Slash. First Sp fic.StanxKyleHe knew it was wrong of him. He knew he loved Kyle.oneshot.

[Slash, StanKyle] Stan feels awkward.

Stan and Kyle can't agree on which one of them owns a certain pair of underwear. They'll do just about anything to figure it out. Do I really need to say more than that?

Stan and Kyle are forced into the closet. Will their friends ever let them out? A bit fluffy. stankyle I don't own South Park or the characters...oneshot Please review!

Stan leaned in slowly so that he wouldn’t freak Kyle out, keeping his hand in his friend’s thick fiery hair to ensure he wouldn’t chicken out, and gently placed his lips on Kyle’s. StanKyle I do not own south park or these characters! please review!

Stan deals with losing his best friend and his last experience with him. Oneshot. StanXKyle SLASH

Songfic to Avril’s “Things I’ll Never Say.” Style, of course. Kyle’s POV. Oneshot

Eric finally pushes Kyle too far. Angry to the point of No Return, Kyle goes to Cartman's house to settle an old score and show Eric who's boss. Eric turns the tables on Kyle, not ready to end everything, just start a new...chapter.

[slash, oneshot, StanKyle]. No matter what we were doing, I could never seem to stop myself from shattering his world.

Once upon a time, in a high school far away, there were two aggressive teenaged boys with one aggressive teenaged secret... PWP, may be considered kinky. [StanKyle]

StanKyle. Rather strong SLASH! Beautiful boys can conjure up beautiful dreams. Stan and Kyle. Hot tub included. PLEASE REVIEW! Oneshot!

StanKyle. oneshot. SLASH! Please R&R. Stan and Kyle have some fun with a gun. Haha. Bad summary. Sorry.

The boys try to keep what happened a secret, but it's eating one of them alive..... Eventually will be KyleCartman or StanKyle or both.

Style Kyle is sick and Stan comes over to help him...er... study? Oneshot.

Kyle just doesn't look right without his hat, yet something doesn't feel right with him either. Short sad story rated for language

A different take on CartmanKyle.

ONE SHOT: Kyle is dead and Cartman misses him. Sappy story.I suck at summaries sorry...

Kyle tries to hide his feelings for his friend. KyleCartman for Azu. Slash, fluff.

Kyle and Kenny have to do a sociology project together, however Kenny has other things then sociology on his mind.

Cartman took the last blue one and Kyle is determined to get it back, no matter what. You'll never look at gumballs the same way again.

Something is wrong with Harry and only Snape knows.

AU. Everyone has a breaking point, and Harry Potter has found his. Kept prisoner by Voldemort, he has been under almost nonstop torture. Can a man who has been broken find the will to fight... the will to win?

Stan wants to move to the next stage in his and Kyle's relationship. Problem: Kyle isn't as eager. A very fluffy StanKyle slash.

COMPLETED. Cartman's verbal abuse is one thing. Violent Anti-Semitism is another. (SLASH StanKyle).

Harry watches Luna, and he likes what he sees. Luna is a mystery to him, but he likes the clues, likes the way she looks when she loves something or someone. Harry likes, Luna loves. [One-shot ficlet]

What happens when you live through the trauma of war? What happens when someone takes advantage of that and twists it into something else? Songfic to A Perfect Circle's 'Pet'.

A songfic, what about the people in the other car? slash KyleChristophe

Was there another reason why Tom Riddle began to hate Muggles? Maybe because they had raped and killed his twin brother Harry? AU, And yes Harry is his twin brother.

Harry is used to keep silence. Will he ever be heard?

Towelie from South Park comes to Hogwarts!

Various scenes with Cartman from South Park in it.

For some reason Wood always reminded me of Big Gay Al from South Park.