Hello fellow viewers. This is Magical Shovel. I have far too many aliases or nicknames to keep track of. So, call me Shovel or whatever your designer heart desires. I'm currently a senior attending High School (which does help to explain my lack of updates. Sorry! D8). Writing happens to be a great passion of mine that I enjoy. If possible, I would pursue a career in it. It would be a dream of mine to work at a publishing company. However, the field of medicine or criminal justice sounds very tempting. Pharmaceutical Research is the way to go. Don't worry! It's not because I believe that there will be a Vampire Epidemic so I could work for Bromley Marks Co... Nor is it because I want to join the ranks of GeneCo... -Insert a sketchy coughing fit here.- They're fascinating fields. Then again, I have no idea what I'll become. The future is uncertain as of now. I'm still young and have years ahead of me. In all honesty, I'm not sure if I'll pursue English, Sociology, or Criminal Justice, but this must be booooo-ooooo-riiiing to you.

I enjoy many things. Oh ho ho. One of them being slash (LOLWUTYES). It makes me happy when I have a miserable day. Ffft. I decided to take down my favorite slash pairings, because they probably scared people away. xD I'm a big fan of horror and all things macabre. I suppose that makes me a bit morbid... Hence, my fandoms. Some of my favorite movies include, but are never limited to: Jurassic Park, Saw Installment, Repo! The Genetic Opera, There Will Be Blood, Daybreakers, Interview With the Vampire, Silent Hill, Constantine, the Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Silence of the Lambs, and so on. Don't forget books. Given the chance, my nose would permanently be in a book. I adoooooore quotes. You don't even know! U They are beautiful things taken out of concept and molded to fit our lives.

Now you all know that I have been diagnosed with Fangirlism. It's a nasty disease, you know. Alas, I've learned to cope. You can only succumb to your unnatural urges of pairing together characters that should never be a couple in the first place. It is both a curse and a blessing at times. As you read on, you're either in hysterics or wondering if I'm secretly a sociopath. Yeah, joke gone wrong. What can I say? SLASH: It makes the world go 'round.

I've made it my sworn duty to reply to all of you who take time out of your lives to review my fanfiction. It's a wonderful ego boost especially when I think some of the stories come out so choppy. It has to do with human, common courtesy, right? It really does make me giddy to see that I have a new review. I humbly thank-you all for the kind reviews! :D I do apologize if I don't respond to you, being the busy school critter that I am.

Current Song(s): "The Immigrant Song" - Van Halen

Currently Reading: Textbooks

Quotes: "We want to remain what we are." - Luxembourg's National Motto

"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster." - Nietzche

"...Think of the snake that bites its own tail, devouring more and more of itself until there's nothing left (Brijs 207-8)."

"Power corrupts. Knowledge is power. Study hard. Be evil." - Fraud

"Well, Clarice- Have the lambs stopped screaming?" - Hannibal Lecter

"You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing." - Francis Dolarhyde

"Have you ever seen the devil dance under the pale moonlight?" - The Joker