For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.

A decision made in the heat of the moment leaves Sasuke questioning his past, his future, and his convictions, all while dealing with an ancient, all-powerful fox demon whose grudge transcends both time and space. NaruSasuNaru, canonish AU

Damian enters the Young Justice universe. Good luck, everyone. No. Really. /Crossover. Oneshot. RobinxKid Flash. A little non-con DamianxRobin. DamianxDick hints. Set before "Brings You Back".

HPDM slash. Nova Cupiditas is the curse that causes one to hunger after an enemy. There's no cure. And now someone has cursed Draco to hunger after Harry Potter. COMPLETE.

1st story - Cloud awakens to find himself trapped in a pitch black room, chained to the wall and defenseless against his sworn enemy's new plan to "defeat" him. But if not with swords... then with what? Rated M for intense sexual content and extreme yum.

2nd story - It's been a week since their last encounter and just when Cloud thinks his nemesis has finally given up on his new plan to claim him as his own... he finds himself giving into temptation once again. Rated M for sexual content and extreme yum.

For much of his life Itachi may have been a selfish bastard- but when it came to his brother, he knew the meaning of sacrifice. KisaIta giftfic for Mako75 and Master Of The Rebels.

Chapter four for The Cereal Killer. Naruto refused to look at his watch as he limped down the snow covered sidewalk, his body shivering from the cold. All he could think of was the look on Sasuke's face when he said "I won't wait."

Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.

Naruto is sick and tired of his noisy neighbors upstairs, so he decides he and Sasuke should make some noise of their own. CRACK, SasuNaruSasu, hard yaoi.

His life had always been perfect, or at least so Roxas had liked to think. But overcoming his own fears for someone else isn’t as easy as it seems. AkuRoku main, Soriku and Zemyx side pairings, mentioning of Cleon. Boylove. You have been warned.

It's ironic how a penthouse letter can be so detailed - yet leave out so much. NaruSasu SasuNaru

‘Yes Naruto,’ Sasuke patiently repeated for the ninth time to the spastically twitching, jabbering blond. ‘Believe it or not the Ferrari is yours…. Now stop orgasming, clean up your drool and drive.’

Powerful desire. Powerful feelings. Move for me. SasuNaru

Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru

One is thief. Second must bear the burden of decisions. One wrong move and everything ends. Chapter one redone! Chapter 6 up! Gift fic for Master of the rebels. Rating will change in future.

After living in obscurity for most of his childhood, Naruto finds that in Tokyo, he's ventured too deep into the secret underbelly of a culture not his own. Luckily, aid comes in the form of one mysterious and mortally dangerous demon, Uchiha Sasuke.Sasunaru.

AU Naruto is depressed and goes with his friends to a hot spring to relax. Odd things start to happen and they all center around Naruto. SasuNaru-main pair, others implied

At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.

They had promised each other three years ago that whenever Naruto returned to Japan Sasuke would be right there waiting for him.

CURRENTLY ON HIATUS. Yaoi Cloud Strife finds it hard to deal with what he had to do to save his world, but now the Planet will give him a chance to change things for himself and for General Sephiroth.

Axel Rote finds love in a park, within a boy seven years his junior. Unfortunately, Roxas loves him back.

Because the easiest way to a man’s heart would be through his stomach. NaruSasu, lemon, oneshot. Giftfic for Master of the Rebels.

Naruto always liked them big. Really big. So he was nervous when it finally came time for Sasuke’s big reveal. PWP AU SasuNaru

AU. M. Naruto used to be in love with Sakura and drove Kiba crazy, but now that he has found another obsession it's getting worse and Naruto doesn't even know the name of his new found love. NaruSasu.

Sasuke is a top-class bread maker invited to the set of Japan’s number one culinary show where he meets the infamous--and deliciously sinful--pastry chef, Uzumaki Naruto. NaruSasu

Sasuke mistakes his savior for an angel and asks him to stay. Naruto, a firefighter doing his job, hasn’t broken a promise yet. Written for NaruSasu Day

At a Bar Naruto is infatuated with a mysterious someone he has never met until that 'someone' takes an interest in him. NaruSasu

Naruto and Sasuke do not like Christmas. Naruto suggests having an "anti-Christmas" party but all isn't as simple as just that. Winner of a Christmas contest on y! NaruSasu

Sasuke ponders other’s conceptions of his relationship with Naruto and hopes that the blonde idiot enjoys his present. Happy Birthday, Naruto.

Sasuke doesn’t want the three wishes the damn genie is offering him. He’s an Uchiha… if he wants something, he’ll get it. And he wants the blonde haired, blue eyed genie…

Sasuke’s day had been a living hell thanks to one blue eyed, blonde haired idiot. Said idiot swallowed thickly, “What the hell, teme?” Sasuke smirked and leaned in to whisper, “You owe me.” SasuNaru Plot? What plot? For Master of Rebels... finally.

Sometimes slippery floors can lead to more than just falling to the floor in pain. Sometimes pleasure follows. SasuNaru

SasuxNaru Slave. The word itself doesn't really do justice to their purpose. You might go as far as to say that it doesn't actually have anything to do with them. By them, I mean our toys. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS!

A pact with the devil leaves a desperate soldier careening down a path he never imagined. Will he survive to find his happily ever after or lose his soul in the process? SasuNaru

It started off innocently enough with car troubles, but then all the scariest stories start out with innocence. SasuNaru

Life in the ER is hectic. Lives hang in the balance, tempers rise and emotions abound. Dr. Uchiha and Dr. Uzumaki deal with the tensions at work every day. And then they go home and deal with their own relationship. SasuNaru

Sasuke wants Naruto to do something. But the blonde isn't sure he wants to...It's too perverted! Ah, well, nothing a little persuasion can't fix. Warnings: -Ahem- SasuNaru, NaruNaru, SasuNaruNaru, boyxboy, Don't like, don't read.

Deciding to do something different, Naruto goes to get his ear pierced. However, one look at his piercer has Naruto coming back for frequent visits. Sas/Naru COMPLETE, Language, M/M, Oneshot, Lemon

There are some things Sakura would not expect to come home to... SasuNaru

Naruto had his turn, now Sasuke gets to choose a movie. SasuNaru Kind of a sequel to “More Than Meets the Eye”… just longer and naughtier… really… um… naughty.

Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.

Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru

6918 Mukuro brings a gift for Hibari

Simple questions can sometimes lead to unknown answers. SasuNaruSasu

When it comes to Sasuke, Naruto knows the best. That doesn't mean things will go as planned, because when it comes to Naruto, Sasuke knows even better. NaruSasu

Sasuke likes biology. Naruto hates laundry. And the dryers? Oh, they *rumble*. AU, SasuNaru

A two-part prequel to "The Badge", which happens to work well as a plotless, sexy standalone. Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto, attending the Konohagakure police academy in their 'springtime of youth'... Is now a thorough 'M'.

What started out as a escalating battle between Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki quickly and suddenly turned into something else. SasuNaru! LEMON

With college just a few days away, this is Sasuke's last chance to experience the one thing that life in the big city just can’t offer. Naru/Sasu Anal, Language, M/M, Oneshot, Yaoi

AU Fantasy SasuNaru. Servant Naruto and Prince Sasuke. The feud between the Uzumakis and the Uchihas has been going on for hundreds of years. For generations, the Uchihas have enslaved the Uzumakis as punishment for their ancestor's "betrayal."

Three tiny little words. I was sold. -Akuroku, slight Roxion-

-Added three extra chapters- They met... they grew up together but things were always deeper between them than they realized. Watch as Sasu and Naru struggle against themselves and defy social norms. SasuNaru with side pairings. AU

Who knew the library could be so educational? NaruSasu AU. Be warned: Yaoi!

Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.

Naruto purchases the Uchiha compound and finds a new way to express his feelings towards his missing best friend. One-shot. SasuNaru Citrus Fruits.

Sasuke decides that alcohol is the next best thing to ignoring his issues...and most definately NOT just Naruto...but Naruto follows him home anyway. NaruSasu kindaPWP. Hey! Rated RNC17 cuz it's definately not tame.

You've all seen it before. The typical SasuNaru fanfiction. This could possibly be the WORST fanfiction ever... You know you want to read it.

Surviving the plane crash was easy. Surviving each other’s company will be a little harder. NaruSasu, AU, Yaoi

AU. They promised to meet in the next life but they have to find each other first. AkuRoku. Complete.

A freak snowstorm, a delayed flight, and one moron for a stalker. It can only mean one thing: Destiny. NaruSasu AU.

I am the one they call the Queerwolf, the one that hunts for men to sate my lusts. But I have no control over my desires, this sickness, but the blond one...he might just be able to help me, to save me from my own insanity...Yaoi

Sasuke, a lonely vampire who lives only for revenge, sees humans as prey to be used for his own twisted desires. Naruto, a lonely human with past experiences he'd rather forget, lives a normal, quiet life. That's all about to change... [SasuNaru] [Ita?]

YAOI. NaruSasu. AU. Three unexpected meetings between our heroes showing how a total stranger can walk into your life in a rather unnerving way.

Mukuro decides to play a little game with Hibari. A D69!18 fic DinoMukuro!Hibari.

Gokudera has a puzzle to solve...and perhaps it's not as simple as he thought. YamaGoku, 8059. Artsy smut?

Naruto's restless sleeping habits aren't keeping him awake at night, but they sure are keeping Sasuke up. What's a guy supposed to do when his teammate is molesting him in the middle of the night and the blond doesn't even realize it? SasuNaruSasu

30 drabbles for the sarcastic relationship of Grimmjow x Ichigo. [yaoi, ranging from PG to NC17, PWP, TWT, AUish, cursing]

I think the title pretty much says it all! Pure crack... well weed anyway. M rating for adult language and themes, just to be on the safe side. Drug use, het, yaoi and yuri: All in a delicious swirl! Not for innocent eyes!

Naruto likes to point out that Sasuke has “uke” in his name. Sasuke doesn't care. Naruto likes to point out that Sasuke looks more like an uke. Sasuke still doesn't care. In the end, who really is the uke? [A not what you think fic...?]

In which Naruto make Sasuke need him... in a bad way. NaruSasu.

Kakashi decides to give his team a packet of Love Hearts for Valentine's, each coded with a message of affection. SasuNaru. Oneshot.

"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.

SasuNaruSasu, NarutoSakura friendship. Sakura and Naruto talk out Naruto's ...ahem... relationship problems. COMPLETE.

NaruSasuNaru. Cowritten with Lazuli. Naruto wakes up one morning in an unfamiliar room, in a place where the Yondaime is still alive...

COMPLETE! Kagome has unknown powers. Found and raised by Sesshomaru, will she master these powers in time before she is taken? Even after she recklessly agreed to marry his enemy and brother, InuYasha? Rated for language, limes and lemon.

AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...