theunluckyonehide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, and Once Upon a Time. Hi Sorry I haven't posted any story updates in years but I've been very busy with uni and other projects. I will be writing a new story very soon, sorry to say all my old one's will be abandoned as its been so long since I did anything to them I can't remember what I was writing about! My new story will loosely be a fanfiction but mostly original, basically new characters in the same 'world' as some from a published story... if you get what I mean (sorry long day and I'm not sure even I know what I'm going on about today!) Aiming to get the first chapter or at least a promo out within the week. Oh encase anyone is confused, yes I have changed my pen name to theunluckyone (previously rach260)... anyone who knows whats been going on recently will understand why! |
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Bishop Academy for Boy's by XxDracoMalfoy'sGirlxX reviews
Bella Swan is moving to Forks. Her new school is Bishop Academy...for boy's. One of the soccer captain catches her eye. But the other soccer captain is after her too. Welcome to the mysterious world of boys.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,409 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
How To Annoy The Cullen's by JustBella reviews
Each chapter gives you ten funny ways to annoy a Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 3/11/2009
No More Boundaries by saphira341 reviews
Edward decides he can't resist Bella anymore, so he throws out all of his boundaries. Please Read and Review. It's my first story, but it will get better I promise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 65,565 - Reviews: 1986 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13071 - Favs: 6,119 - Follows: 2,782 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5867 - Favs: 2,650 - Follows: 2,494 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Crazy Cullen Sex Talk by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
It all starts off as a harmless sexual education video... But that starts everything off. Blood flavoured condoms? Emmett a male prostitute? Alice and Jasper having sex in Edward's car? Lots of crazy, funny stuff starts to happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,143 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
Playing God and the Vampire of the Odd by dreaminspired reviews
We were killing the planet. So the Volturi ordered death for most of mankind. I expected Edward to take my life when we first met, not guard over it. It was the beginning of many shocking events. Post-apocalyptic tale; full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,225 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5949 - Favs: 6,296 - Follows: 4,874 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Not So Sure by FyreTwilighter reviews
During New Moon, Edward left but then came back a little while later. Before he left, he slept with Bella and unknowingly got her pregnant. Changed name
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,236 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009
Bells the guy? by dark dreaming vamp reviews
Bella joins the famous Cullen Academy in hopes to meet her hockey idol Edward Cullen. the only problem is that its an all guys school....or so she thought. now she has to keep her secret to herself if she wants to stay...ALL HUMAN, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,898 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 11/3/2008
Lightning and Thunder by Powersthatbe reviews
When Jace finds out that Clary is training with someone else, he makes a deal with her that seal their fates together. A new rune appears that changes their lives forever. Jace/Clary R/R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,742 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
Words Sink Deep by StreetLightsFade reviews
Bella left her high school due to the torment from her peers. She comes back beautiful and with new confidence. How will everyone react? How will the Cullens and Hales react? BxE eventually. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,502 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009
Good Girl Gone Bad by shopaholicme reviews
When Edward left, he didn't quite manage to stay away from Bella. So after five months the Cullens came back to Forks. Only to find a new and more popular Bella. Pls. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,640 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Let's Get Physical by gemmabobella reviews
Pure Fluff. AH AU Emmet/Bella Bella finds herself back in physical therapy after her latest encounter with the ground, and falls for her physical therapist Emmett. There will be no angst. pure fluff,short story M for language and citrusy goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,433 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The Adventures of Bella and college Boy by M-Doggy reviews
The love of your life leaves you? You get in a car crash? Lose your memory? If that sounds like a fun four years of high school, just wait for college. sequel to TAOBAHB *UP 4 ADOPTION*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
fire! by M-Doggy reviews
what if there was a fire at the cullen's house what would happen? one-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
Can't Play on Broken Strings by SweetXSacrifice reviews
The Cullens visit the Denali clan for a week. Edward is hesitant to leave Bella, but she’s grounded and convinces him to go and have fun. When they return, Bella is missing. Why didn’t Alice see what happened? Will they find Bella? Mature Themes
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 42,357 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One More Taste by Kitty Cullen-03 reviews
Edward isn't able to stop Jasper at Bella's birthday party-but he doesn't get enough. He wants more, and he'll do anything to get it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,298 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Runaway by Jasper's Little Sprite reviews
When Bella gets pregnant she runs away, not wanting to stand in way of the Edward's dreams. What will happen when they meet 5 years later? All human! -Being Edited-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,519 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Adventures of Bella and Human Boy by M-Doggy reviews
How will both Bella and Edward being human affect their relationship? What happens when a disaster is thrown their way?will they still love each other? please review.1st long story i wrote please be nice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,178 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lo and Behold: her story by tropicalsplash.juicyfruit reviews
*new characters, PLEASE READ & REVIEW, no cheating* The story of a special human who could take down the highest powers....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,530 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Emmett's Birthday by LOSHLOVERXOXO reviews
It is Emmett's birthday and Bella doesn't know what to get him. So she gives him her. She is his servant for 24 hours. Nothihng can go wrong right. Cullens are vamps
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,603 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008
Big Bad Bella by crooked-little-smile reviews
It's been 250 years since Edward left Bella and she has changed a lot. She has a new outlook on life and when she decides to go back to Forks her new family goes with her. When she finds the Cullens she has to prove she's not scared little Bella anymore.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,134 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Love Story by the newest cullen reviews
In the rigid high society of the late 1800s, the children of two rival families defied them all and fell in love. Based on Taylor Swift's "Love Story."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,126 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cullen drabbles by Queenbeth2 reviews
Snippets from the life of the Cullen family. Absolutely no plot and completely random.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Edward
Bella's Always Changing by xXchampXx reviews
6 months and the Cullens come back.When they get back they find Bella to have the 'don't mess with me' attitude.How will they try and change her back?RXR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009
Family Therapy by TeaCullen reviews
Sequel to The Lie Detector Test. "Do they have family wings in the mental ward? Because we're so going to need them," Emmett laughed. Rated M for language, violence and suggestive themes. Also because I'm paranoid. OOC at times. R&R! *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,348 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Complete
Over My Dead Heart by Dancin'WithTearsInMyEyes reviews
You love her." Tanya declared suddenly." I can tell by the way you put your hand over your heart." Edward's POV. After the break up scene.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Edward - Complete
Shattered Glass by StreetLightsFade reviews
Bella gets cheated on. After a brutal car accident she finds herself thrown into the world of vampires. She meets gorgeous topaz eyed boy who is trying to desperately mend her broken heart. But, James comes back. Will love survive above all? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,488 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009
Pretty Little Girl by MyVampireBunny reviews
Bella never makes it after Renesmee is born. Can Edward live without her, and instead live for his daughter? Better then it sounds! Read! hint: Bella may come back!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,566 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Daises, Roses, and Violets by StreetLightsFade reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie move to a wealthy boarding school. They soon encounter Jasper, Edward, and Emmett. Will they get along? Will they finally realize they are meant for each other? Read through there laughs, joys, and the glory of first love.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 35,490 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3236 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Trading Spouses Vamp Style by EdwardLuvr22 reviews
Lovely Esme doesn't bet right? Emmett decides to change that. What would happen if this bet landed the entire Cullen family into a popular TV show known as Trading Spouses? Well let's find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,550 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008
Midnight Sun Continued by JT3883 reviews
Midnight Sun continued where Stephenie Meyer's beginning ended. Still under construction...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,171 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Truth Or Dare by An Improbable Fiction reviews
After a boring Day shopping with Alice. The Cullens and Bella play truth or Dare. ONE SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Real bad boy? Or real good man? by eamc-bmsc reviews
Bella has just moved to Forks. There she meets the bad boy of the school, Edward Cullen. But can she see through the bad boy, to the good man underneath?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 204 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
You've Got Mail by Nollie Marie reviews
When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 4323 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8496 - Favs: 7,755 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Blind by Kexerohs reviews
The first car crash took away her sight. The second took away her hope. Bella Swan is forced to live with a stranger she calls her father after her mothers death, and faces the realization that rock bottom isn't a very attractive place. RR!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,253 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 306 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Shock Therapy by SinisterSweet07 reviews
Three obsessed girls get sent to a therapist about their Twilight obsessions. Imagine all the things that could happen. LMFAO. JxT aka Jane x Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007
Nicole by x.Sess.x.Satan.x reviews
FINISHED! The Red Dwarf Posse find a longlost crew member. All but one of them find her irresistable, but there's only one man for her...sort of...
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,133 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Complete
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Before Once Upon A Time reviews
Once upon a time there were no happily ever afters. There were no glass slippers, or fairy god mothers.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2012
The Wedding reviews
What would happen on Edward and Bella's wedding day if Emmett performed it?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Edward Cullen Diaries reviews
Edward has had those diaries of his all his life and no one has ever read them. Here’s your chance.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Edward
Saviour reviews
Bella Swan: human, vampire, and scared. Scared of people, and battling with herself every time she has to go out. But when she saves a stranger will he help her and become her saviour?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Heaven reviews
Previously Morte Prima Del Mezzoiorno.. Bella did not save Edward, so kills herself. When they go to the afterlife they are separeted, this is their story of how they are reunited. ENDED SORRY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
Death at First Sight reviews
What happens if Edward did kill Bella that first time they met in Biology? Or so he thought.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,517 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
