Pen name: blackandblood

Real name: It begins with an 'A'. If you look hard enough, you might find it somewhere.

Age: 20

Gender: female

Height: 5'2

Blood type: O+

Random thought: Always expect the unexpected...especially when you least expect it...

Current annoyance: Inability to make myself happy

Mood: Deeply depressed

Fave quote: The darkest souls are not those which choose to live within the hell of the abyss, but those who choose to break free from the abyss and move silently among us.

Words that describe me: psychotic, nice (sometimes), evil, delusional, violent, funny (or not), intelligent (or so I like to think), somewhat lazy, eccentric, spaced-out, and last but not least, anti-social in public (if you lived where I am, you would be too)

Update 2/16/11: I'm not dead! Not yet at least! Yeah, sorry I've been MIA for the past few months... I was in a car accident, fractured my back, and was in a very deep depression. But I'm doing a little better now thanks to my new friends - smiles and holds up bottle of Vicodin pills-. Can't really say that I'll get back into writing like I used to, but I'm hoping to do a little bit here and there. It's not that I lost my inspiration or anything, but I don't get online much nowadays. But anyway, before I ramble even more, I'm hoping to get a few things out by spring. No promises but I'll see what I can do.

Update 12/20/10: Yeah, I'm hardly around nowadays, which blows. I just don't have much time for writing anymore and I don't get internet access on a regular basis. So it makes writing difficult. However, I'm hoping to get a few things out after the New Year, but I won't guarantee anything. Just a few one-shots maybe, but I guess you never know what could happen. Anyway, Happy Holidays to everyone and make sure you drink enough as this crappy year ends to make way for the new crappy year.

Update 11/16/10: I'm moving out today, and with limitted internet access, I'll hardly have any chances to read other stories or to update myself. But I'll try my best. Also, sometimes my profile doesn't allow me to update it, so check it every once in awhile to see if I have anything new out.

About Me:

Nothing much to say here. I'm just your average, mentally unstable fanfiction writer. As you can see by my list, my favorite types of stories involve my all-time favorite Digimon couple, Takumi. Those are the only types of stories I myself will write, but I will read all types of stories that go into different categories and genres. I love just about anything Takumi, but in my stories, I focus mainly on certain genres. Horror, violence, frequent bloodshed, torture, humor, romance, parodies, and lemons are what most of my stories consist of. I am also getting more into doing some psychological thrillers, but I don't think I can pull it off that well. Each of my stories come with a warning if they contain cetain factors such as violence or sexual situations. Every single one of my lemon one-shots (and there are quite a few) have a warning at the top of the page. However, if you do not like lemons, ignore my warnings, and read them anyway, I don't want to here any complaints on how you think they are gross. I didn't tell you to read them in the first place, so don't go complaining about it when I clearly put a large warning before the stories even begin. I normally take requests, but since I have so much planned, I probably won't be accepting any for awhile. Unless your idea is a one-shot, it could take me a few months to begin a multi-chaptered story, especially since I have three current stories and two more planned for the upcoming months. However, pretty much all ideas will be considered and as long as the person has patience, I could probably do it somewhere in the future. Well, that's all I have to say. I hope you like my stories, and I hope to keep writing for as long as I can.

Favorite Digimon couples of all time:

Takumi (Takuya and Izumi/Zoe)- This is my all-time favorite pairing in the entire Digimon franchise. I never really watched Tamers and doubted that I would like Frontier, but I was proven wrong! Takumi was the pairing that I rooted for the entire time, and it's pretty obvious that Takuya and Zoe like each other. I didn't like any other pairing in that season because none of them felt right to me. I am full-blown anti-Kouzumi above all else.

Sorato (Yamato and Sora)- For some reason, I always preferred Sora being paired with Yamato rather than with Taichi.

Taiora (Taichi and Sora)- I originally wasn't a huge fan of this pairing at first, but it's grown on me and I like it now.

Takari (Takeru and Hikari)- Okay, this one is just plain obvious. I don't really care that Daisuke liked Hikari, because if she liked him back, she would've accepted his advances. Takeru and her just seem right together. And no, I'm not one of those crazy 'It must be fate!' fangirls. Takari just works perfectly. Daikari is possible, too, I suppose. I just don't like it.

Other Digimon couples I will support:

Kenyako- Ken and Miyako (Yolei)
Koumi- Koushiro (Izzy) and Mimi
Michi- Mimi and Taichi (Tai)
Jyoumi- Jyou (Joe) and Mimi
Jurato- Juri (Jeri) and Takato
Ryuki- Ryo and Ruki (Rika)
Jenlice- Jenyra (Henry) and Alice
Rukato- Ruki (Rika) and Takato

Other anime couples I like:

Kouta and Lucy/Nyuu (Elfen Lied)
Inuyasha and Kagome (Inuyasha)
Miroku and Sango (Inuyasha)
Syaoran and Sakura (Cardcaptor Sakura, Tsubasa Chronicle)
Eriol and Tomoyo (Cardcaptor Sakura)Touya and Yukito (Cardcaptor Sakura)
NaruHina- Naruto and Hinata (Naruto)
SasuSaku- Sasuke and Sakura (Naruto)
ItaSaku- Itachi and Sakura (Naruto)
NejiTen- Neji and Tenten (Naruto)
ShikaIno- Shikamaru and Ino (Naruto)
Keiichi and Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
Satoshi and Shion (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
Battler and Beatrice (Umineko no Naku Koro ni)
George and Shannon (Umineko no Naku Koro ni)
Kanon and Jessica (Umineko no Naku Koro ni)
Amakusa and Ange (Umineko no Naku Koro ni)
Makoto and Kotonoha (School Days)
Takashi and Rei (High School of the Dead)
Hirano and Takagi (High School of the Dead)
Itachi and Lucy/Nyu (Crossover pairing from Naruto and Elfen Lied)
Ren and Ai (Jikoku Shojo: Girl from Hell)

Couples I'm not big on (ones I hate are underlined and ones I absolutely loathe are underlined AND bold):

Mimato- Matt and Mimi (Digimon)
Daikari- Daisuke and Hikari (Digimon)
Kouzumi- Kouji and Izumi/Zoe (Digimon)
Kouizumi- Kouichi and Izumi/Zoe (Digimon)
Junzumi- J.P. and Izumi/Zoe (Digimon)
Takouji- Takuya and Kouji (Digimon)
Takouichi- Takuya and Kouichi (Digimon)
Anyone else paired with Takuya or Zoe, especially OCs. (Digimon)
Syaoran and Mei-Ling (Cardcaptor Sakura)
Naruto and Sakura (Naruto)
Kiba and Hinata (Naruto)
Temari and Shikamaru (Naruto)
Rock Lee and Sakura (Naruto)
Rock Lee and Tenten (Naruto)
Choji and Ino (Naruto)
Kouta and Yuka (Elfen Lied)
Makoto and Sekai (School Days)
Makoto and Setsuna (School Days)
Makoto and Hikari (School Days)
Makoto and Otome (School Days)
Taisuke and Kotonoha (School Days)

Favorite video game couples:

Jin and Xiaoyu (Tekken)
Steve and Julia (Tekken)
Hwoarang and Miharu (Tekken)
Steve and Miharu (Tekken)
Hwoarang and Julia (Tekken)
Eddy and Christie (Tekken)
Kazuya and Jun (Tekken)
Yun-Seong and Seong Mi-na (Soul Calibur)
Kilik and Xianghua (Soul Calibur)
Leon and Ashley (Resident Evil 4)
Leon and Ada (Resident Evil 4)
Cloud and Tifa (Final Fantasy VII)
Terra and Aqua (Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep)

Fave animes: Elfen Lied, Digimon Frontier, Cardcaptor Sakura, Tsubasa Chronicle, Naruto, Trigun, One Piece, Hellsing, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, Umineko no Naku Koro ni, School Days, High School of the Dead, and Jigoku Shojo: Girl from Hell (Hell Girl)

Fave video games: Tekken (mainly 3 and after), Mortal Kombat games, Resident Evil 4 (never got to play the other 3), Soul Calibur (all), Street Fighter (back in the day), Scarface, God of War (only first 2, haven't played 3 yet), and some others I can't think of at the moment... Also, I'm beginning to get into Final Fantasy and Kingdom of Hearts by watching my friend play. Still don't know much about them, but I at least know my favorite couples, haha!

Fave bands: Three days Grace, Marilyn Manson, Blue October, Mudvayne, Linkin Park, Breaking Benjamin, Seether, Evanescence, System of a Down, Drowning Pool, Slipknot, Ozzy Osbourne, Papa Roach, Black Sabbath, Metallica, Apocalyptica, Bleeding Through, A.F.I., and that's all I can think of...

Fave Movies: Resident Evil movies, Underworld movies, all Saws (even though i only thought the first was good, the rest have good gore), Halloween, Friday the Thirteenth, Last House on the Left (the original), A Nightmare on Elm Street, Seven, The Bone Collector, The Exorcist, From Dusk Till Dawn, Thirteen Ghosts, Pan's Labryinth, Hellraiser, Audition, Carrie, The Hills Have Eyes, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, House of 1000 Corpses, the Devil's Rejects, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Cheech and Chong's Nice Dreams, almost any Asian horror movie, and once again, that's all i can think of.

Likes: Well, I LOVE Takumi, so I'm pretty crazy about that. I also enjoy drinking, sleeping, hugs, fighting, knives, firearms, lighters, torture items, anime, fanfiction, video games, horror movies, and some other things that I don't feel like listing. Oh, and I LOVE reviews!

Hates: Kouzumi, annoying people, Twilight, people who are painstakingly stupid, my family, the human race, my government, over-priced items, and plenty of other things.

Things that creep me out: spiders and the guy down the street with the binoculars.

Top 20 favorite anime characters (in no particular order):

1. Uchiha Itachi (Naruto)
2. Alucard (Hellsing)
3. Kanbara Takuya (Digimon Frontier)
4. Orimoto Zoe/Izumi (Digimon Frontier)
5. Lucy/Nyu (Elfen Lied)
6. Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
7. Maebara Keiichi (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
8. Sonozaki Shion (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
9. Furude Rika (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
10. Amakusa Juza (Umineko no Naku Koro ni)
11. Ushiromiya Ange (Umineko no Naku Koro ni)
12. Ushiromiya Battler (Umineko no Naku Koro ni)
13. Beatrice (Umineko no Naku Koro ni)
14. Seven Stakes of Purgatory (Umikeno no Naku Koro ni) Technically seven girls, but I like all of them
15. Kinomoto Sakura (Cardcaptor Sakura)
16. Li Syaoran (Cardcaptor Sakura)
17. Kero (Cardcaptor Sakura)
18. Hirano Kohta (High School of the Dead)
19. Enma Ai (Hell Girl)
20. Ichimoku Ren (Hell Girl)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (sometimes)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... Or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (well.. read/write it...)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (technically not a teenager anymore)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

100 Random Things About Me

1. Age? 20

2. Height? 5'2

3. Eyes? Yes, I have two of them...they're blue with a bit of yellow

4. Have any tattoos? 1

5. And piercings? Yes

6. Fave food? Pizza

7. Fave pizza topping? Hamburger

8. Fave drink? Depends on my mood

9. Siblings? One bitchy older sister and two annoying younger sisters

10. Been in a fight? Yes, quite a few

11. Serious relationships or one-night stands? I'm in a serious relationship right now, so I would have to go with that

12. Weight? 105, don't really care if everyone knows my weight

13. Fave snack? Depends, maybe chips or baked goods

14. Fave candy? Peanut butter cups

15. Fave movie? Can't decide, refer to 'fave movies' list above

16. Fave show? Don't watch much TV, maybe Family Guy

17. Do you smoke? Depends...What are we talking about?

18. Blonds or brunettes? Brunettes, but I'll go with blonds too, especially considering my boyfriend is blond

19. Any scars? One on my forearm from a knife

20. Fave music? Rock, metal, some alternative

21. Fave actor? Probably Johnny Depp

22. Where do you live? Nowhere important

23. Do you miss anyone right now? Yes...you have no idea...

24. Last person who made you cry? Can't remember

25. Do you enjoy school? You're kidding, right?

26. Desires? To make a new government that doesn't suck

27. Fave fast food joint? Burger King or KFC

28. What's the last thing you drank? Coke

29. What are you doing right now? Staring off into space

30. Where would you like to go? Japan or Italy

31. Are you in a relationship? Yes

32. Ever been arrested? Maybe once...

33. Ever had a stalker? Yeah

34. Ever gone sky-diving? I will before I die

35. Where do you think you'll go when you die? I know for a fact that I'm going to Hell. I have my first-class ticket booked already

36. Is there a god? Considering that I'm an Atheist, you can guess if I think there is a god

37. Do you have a cell phone? Not anymore...

38. Are you squeamish? No

39. Are you a human? Wish I wasn't...

40. Fastest speed you've ever experienced in a car? 115 -125 mph

41. Stupidest thing you've ever thought about doing? Lost count

42. Do people find you attractive? From what they told me, I guess. I dunno...

43. What annoys you? Obnoxious people, Kouzumi, and Twilight (fans included)

44. What are you afraid of? Large spiders and losing my bf

45. Gold or silver? Silver when I dress casually, and gold when I go somewhere somewhat important

46. Are people afraid of you? Most likely

47. Do you sing in public? Only if I'm drunk

48. Ever been screwed over? My life consists of me getting screwed over. Happens at least three times a day

49. Does money make people happy? At this point, money would make me a lot happier. You're fucked if you don't have any, especially now since the economy sucks more than ever

50. Do you have any hope left for the human race? None whatsoever

51. What's your hair look like? Wavy and dark brown

52. First job? At a pharmacy under the leadership of a tyrant

53. Do you like meeting new people? Depends, most people I've met are assholes. But I'm still willing to give anyone a chance

54. Do you get along with your parents? No, we're not on speaking terms. Haven't seen them in a few months...

55. Ever played strip poker? Yes

56. Ever get into an argument with a cop? Yes

57. Ever been in a car accident? Yeah, but I didn't cause it

58. Most flights of stairs you've ever fallen down? Two sets of concrete stairs. I saw a splatter of blood on the steps afterwards, so I took a picture of it

59. Do you care what people think of you? Used to, but I don't give a shit anymore

60. Where do you see yourself five years down the line? I dunno, probably dead or in a mental institution

61. Are you afraid of the dark? No, I love the dark and hate light

62. What kind of car do you have? Don't have one right now, in the process of saving up for a new one. Used to have a Monte Carlo

63. Time you were born? 2:30 in the morning

64. Ever break any bones? Surprisingly, no

65. Fave childhood toy? Can't remember that far back. Hell, I can barely remember last week..

66. Fave author? Stephen King and Chuck Palahniuk. I also like the people on my 'Favorite Authors' list

67. Are you a paranoid person? Why, are you following me?!

68. Have any enemies? Yes

69. Are you afraid of heights? No

70. Last movie you watched? The remake of "The Wolfman". Not the greatest movie I've ever seen...

71. Most disturbing movie you've ever seen? "August's Underground Mordum"

72. Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate

73. Favorite color? Black

74. What time do you usually wake up? Between 5 and 6 in the morning unless I'm hungover from the night before

75. What's your favorite perfume/cologne? Well, I just wear miscellaneous stuff, but for guys, I like Untamed and Gravity

76. What is something that you keep in your purse/wallet? A pocketknife

77. What is the longest work shift you've ever worked? 16 hours

78. How many days have you gone to work consecutively before having a day off? 15 days

79. Can you do a handstand? Yes

80. Are you an angry person? No, I just kill people when they look at me wrong

81. Is there anyone out there who you would like to personally kill? Would you like to see my hit list? It goes on and on and on...

82. Do you talk in your sleep? Not that I know of

83. Have you ever gotten so drunk that you couldn't remember what happened the night before? A few times

84. Can you break a piece of wood with your forehead? I've never tried, but maybe I should find out

85. Are you delusional? Extremely

86. What is something that you're are horrible at? Sports

87. What is the most boring thing you've ever done? Watch paint dry

88. Can you lift up someone who is twice your weight? I've done it before

89. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate? I'd have to go with ninja

90. What is the worst movie you've ever seen? Twilight

91. Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right-handed

92. Do you suffer from short-term memory loss? ...Uh...what was the question?

93. How are you feeling right now? ...Go fuck yourself...

94. What annoys you about people? Depends on the person, as there are several things that annoy me about them

95. Do you dislike children? Just the ones who piss me off

96. Can you climb a fence or would you fall off? I can usually climb them. Or I climb to the top, then fall over onto the other side

97. Would you like to own a pair of brass knuckles? Hell yeah! Where can I get them?!

98. Can you smile for me? ...Once again, go fuck yourself...

99. What do you do if you can't fall asleep at night? Count the number of buckles on my strait-jacket

100. When was the last time you fell off a bike? Probably about ten years ago...friggen weird questions...

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.