Hello good (or bad) people that want to read about me. Well I currently have about...eight? stories up. Two of them are One-shots and the others I want to keep. I don't update every single day. I will only update on my breaks off of school and the weekend, I promise. I love to hang out with my friends and we go to the mall almost everytime we hang out. I can't wait for the summer, I'm a summer girl!! :)

Want to add me on myspace? /samialwayssam Lol. I know, dorky, I made it in sixth grade. Add me!!

MUSIC: Alternative, Comedy, Country, Electronic, Hip-Hop/Rap, Indie Rock, Metal, Pop, Pop Latino, R&B/Soul, Rock.

Sayings that I love:

1. & when I first met you, I never would have imagined that I would have such strong feelings for you. I never would have thought that I would have dreams about you or miss being by your side or get butterflies in my stomach when someone mentions your name. When I first met you I never would have thought that I would love you.

2. I'm not a perfect girl. MY hair doesn't always stay in place & I spill things alot. I'm pretty clumsy & sometimes I have a broken heart. My friends & I sometimes fight & maybe nothing goes right. But when I think about it & take a step back I remember how amazing life truly is & that maybe, just maybe, I like being imperfect...

3. You may say that I'm a dreamer but I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us and the world will be as one.

4. I'm not random you just can't think as fast as me.

5. I'm scared because...I don't want anyone else to have your heart. I don't want anyone else to kiss your lips. I don't want anyone else to be in your arms. I don't want anyone else to be the one you love. I'm scared becaise I don't anyone to take me place.

6. And I can't help but wonder when our eyes met did I catch you staring or was it you who caught me?

7. Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead then to look back.

8. When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacfully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.

9. There are four things you cannot recover in life. The stone...after it's thrown, the word...after it's said, the occasion...after it's missed, the time...after it's gone.

10. Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?

11. "Memory is a way of holding on to the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want to lose." -Kevin Arnold.

12. Crying doesn't indicate that you're weak. Since birth, it has always been a sign that you're alive.

13. Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window or break down a door.

14. Thought of the day: Some people are like slinkies. They don't have a purpose, but they bring a smile to your face when, you see them going down the stairs.

15. oooh...drama! let's get popcorn!! :)

16. A good friend hekps you get up when you fail... A best friend burts laughing, trips you again, and continues to laugh.

17. Laugh as much as you breathe, and love as long as you live.

18. Love the person who saw you when you were invisible...

19. Bad spellers of the world Untie!! :D

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"A good friend will help you when your confused, A best friend will act like nothings wrong but use "small words".
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...It'll turn up sooner or later."
A good friends will let you dance with your boyfriend. A BEST FRIENDS will yell 'No She's Mine'.
A good friends will take you to buy a pregnancy test. A BEST FRIENDS will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"
A good friend will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabes you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'. A best friend will push herself inbetween you and the punk, wrapp her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."

"True love can be found anywhere. Even a small diner in the middle of Philadelphia."-J&A
"True love can be found anywhere. Even out in the woods after you get your butt kicked by a grizzly bear." -R&Em
"True love can be found anywhere. Even in a morge after its been declared to late." -C&Es
"True love can be found anywhere. Even when its your food you fall in love with and the world seems to be against you." E&B

If "knowledge is power" and "power corrupts" does Knowledge corrupt

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

~If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) and OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder) at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get upset when Jacob kisses Bella in the books even though you knew it was coming copy and pase this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters long, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever ran into a parked car, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile. because you know you want to.

If you love Jasper Hale and wish you were Alice, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to go. If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! and make one up yourself.

If you have ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't sing to save your life but do so anyway, Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read books that no one has ever heard of, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish to one day be an author yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU LOVE JASPER HALE, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

If you now dream of one day owning a Yellow porsche, and It has to be yellow or it doesn't count, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you tossed your copy of New Moon acroos the room when Edward left Bella only to leap after it, despret to get to the part when you knew he would come back, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Jasper Hale, a completely fictional character...copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading (Or writing) in your head...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can change any topic of conversation into something Twilight related, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever started a Twilight debate in one of your classes at school (My Econ class), copy and paste this into your profile.

95 percent of teenagers care about popularity. If you like pretzels copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man if there cool enough to read it!) Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alcohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile.

I don't obsess! I think intensely. If you "think intensely" about Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

My night in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If your the kinda person who walks into a chair and apologizes, copy and paste this into your profile.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

When angry count to ten, when very angry, swear!

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
I promise to remember Edward
Each time I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Everytime there is a big boom
I promise to remember Rosalie
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
Everytime I'm at the mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
Whenever I see beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me that they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my true obsession
Because I know what Twilighters know

Copy this onto your profile if you're a true Twilight fan! :)

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at every floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else presses a button.
10. Stare, grinning, at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it.
23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift as you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shup UP!"
26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"
33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.
35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that willnever run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this on your profile.

Half & Half: Christmas presents from Bella

Edward: http:///yamahavgn/CDA/ContentDetail/EnlargedImage.html?CNTID=5018827&CTID=
Alice: http:///foto/11/911turbo07_12.jpg
Jasper: http:///user_images/P/PA/PAR/PARAMORE4LIFE/1240694742_7341_full.jpeg
Emmett: http:///image/newest20silver20Jeep/senotfed42/SilverJeep001.jpg
Rosalie: http:///money/popups/2006/autos/losangeles/round1/chrysler_sebring.jpg
Esme: http:///images/chain_498_style_diamond_necklace_silver_accessory_for_men.jpg
Carlisle: http:///en/index.jsp#/en/collection/oyster-perpetual/datejust/steel-yellow-gold/M116233-0092/brochure/gallery/view-2/

Gone:

Heidi's: http:///images/volvoc70hardtip.jpg
Demetri's: http:///photo/101131710/YAMAHA_Yzf_R6_2008_Motorcycles.jpg
Felix's: http:///images/jeep_img.jpg
Bella's: http:///m/photos-360s/

Bella's house: http:///CharlestonReports/media/2910954_0528750.jpg