By day, a mild mannered housewife and landlady, committed to keeping the beds made, the kitchen reasonably clean, and dealing with people that don't want to mow their lawns or pay their rent on time. By night a clandestine identity, known only to a 15 year old boy... he discovered my secret three years ago. Being his mother "join or die" would have shown poor parenting skills, so I bribed him for his silence by writing something appropriate for his age bracket. My secret safe, I continue to write... ever worried that DH will find out and shake his head at my obsessive need for my teen age vampire... He is a bit jealous of Edward. Can't say I blame him.

Well what can I say about myself. Like Bella, my desperate addiction for Edward knows no bounds. It drove me to the fan fiction sites. Though many stories gave me the fix I longed for, some left me wanting. As I would read, I would edit in my head. No, Edward wouldn't do that... or Ick, that's way to gross for me... Stories started to shape themselves in my head and I decided that I wanted... no had to get them down, for me if no one else.

It's been over four years now since I started writing fan fiction. I had never wrote ANYTHING for fun before. I'm still incredulous that I enjoy it so much. My first piece was appropriately entitled "The First Time." It was kinda cool that someone wanted to read something I wrote. Usually my correspondence centers around eviction notices and stern letters to my local school's special education department.

So, if you are on my profile to check out my stories, they fall into a couple categories. The first are highly citrus-y stories written AU Breaking Dawn. I am a cannon girl though, plain and simple. In my stories, Bella won't be screwing Emmet nor is she an unwed mother that falls in love with firefighter Edward. Carlisle will never lose it and bite someone and no, he will not ever, ever have a threesome with Jasper and Edward. This isn't a criticism of other writers that go down those roads... some of these stories are really interesting. They're just not the dynamic that I fell in love with so I can't get myself interested in writing that way. Where I veer off from the original text is that while they certainly have their honeymoon, Bella doesn't get pregnant. Now, I am not a Nessie hater, it's just not where I would have gone with it. They are mostly one shots and a few short chapter stories (Longest is 20,000 words) While they stand alone fine, they do follow a time line from Isle Esme to right before they leave for Dartmouth and then their freshman year there. If you want to read them in order, here's the list

The First Time

The Second Time

The Third Time

Opps.. Kinda lied here. The above honeymoon stories I wrote straight from cannon. They are the first three stories I wrote. I really enjoyed writing them at the time, but I at least hope that I am better now than I was then. Someday I might get around to cleaning them up a bit. Not an awful lot of plot... okay, pretty much no plot, just good wholesome lemons. There are a few preggo insinuations in The Third Time, mostly from Bella. I hated the thought of removing them so...

Bella and Edward make Lemon Meringue Pie

Bella Gets her Truck Fixed

Leaving for School and Other Special Occasions

Pleasurable Dreams *NEW*

Losing Focus

Why Didn't I Think of an Electric Blanket

Ticklish

Chicken Soup from a Vampire's Soul

Going to Jacksonville

Flying Lessons, Rosalie and Mowing the Lawn

The next group are three stories that are pure cannon. They lack the lemony goodness that the above contain in abundance. I didn't get many of hits on them (lemreaders), but those that did seemed to enjoy them. If you want to check them out they are How Alice became a Vampire, Edward's Choice and Jealousy. The first is self explanatory, the second is a short section (7,500 words) of EPOV after he hangs up from Jake in New Moon. The last, also EPOV, takes place in Eclipse when Bella sneaks off to see Jake the first time while Edward is hunting.

Lastly are my EV/BV stories, Birthdays, The Contest and The Broken Window. A bunch of lemony vamp on vamp fun.

Anyhoo, hope you enjoy my stuff. I'd also like to take the opportunity to thank everyone that has me on their favorites list and given me reviews. Nothing like having a crappy day and finding one in my inbox, even if its just a couple words. Whether its the first one or the fiftieth, I truly appreciate each and every one and guarantee you will get a reply.

Janet