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Joined 06-26-09, id: 1985319, Profile Updated: 01-30-18
Author has written 13 stories for Mass Effect, Fallout, and Elder Scroll series.

Hello :) Thank you for stopping by!

I am a graphic designer and avid gamer living with fibromyalgia. I love anything made by Bethesda, especially the Elder Scrolls series.

I have a tumblr, if you want to follow me. I sometimes post snippets of whatever I'm writing on there. Apparently the link doesn't show up because that's forbidden, but you can find me by searching for 'fortunesque'.

If you want to read the full adult versions of my Mass Effect fics, they're on AFF. My Mass Effect fics have been abandoned, largely due to the fact that the series has taken a direction that doesn't speak to me. My Fallout fic is on indefinite hiatus.

Unfortunately, due to my poor health, I am unable to beta work, nor do I take requests. I rarely have enough energy to keep tabs on myself and attempting to reply to reviews. Please do not send me requests.

I try to write trigger warnings into my author's notes at the top of each chapter. They're generally obvious ones. I also provide a heads up for steamy/sex type scenes in my author's notes, since I know not everyone cares for that stuff.

And this should go without saying, but please, don't steal my sentences, paragraphs, plots, etc. You have a brain, so kindly use it to make your own ideas :)

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Side Effects by Revan's split personality reviews
Random drabbles, mostly centered around dialogue. Coarse language. Rating may be upped, depending on future chapters. Possibility of future chapters pending. Locked doors are annoying.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/3/2016 - Published: 1/18/2008
Redundant by The Odd Little Turtle reviews
Saren? Geth? The total annihilation of all organic life? Pffsh. Don't worry! Rich Achievement Unlocked! Emphasizes side quests, hard science, technobabble, & military jargon with a side of Shenko & a helping of squad mate banter. Action, humor, flirting, drama, & brushes with death. Now with 100% more rampaging dinosaurs! (I regret nothing.)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 165,655 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Kaidan A., J. Garson
On the Floor and Give Me Twenty by sharpgreenscissorsXD reviews
Vulpes finds himself confronted by an odd wager by the Courier, but one he is more than willing to accept. Rated M for smut.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Courier, Vulpes Inculta - Complete
Technically Speaking by Michelle Pruitt reviews
Years from now people would say that Shepard only did what she had to do, but that didn't make her work any easier. Female Shepard, possible Shepard/Kaidan.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,661 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - J. Garson, Kaidan A.
Oligo by Lossefalme reviews
PostME1, Kaidan's POV, follows Snapshots: Kaidan is hand-picked by Admiral Hackett for an unusual but seemingly benign mission, only to find it leads him to someone from his past and a very disturbing discovery... 5/5 chapters posted!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,077 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Kaidan A., J. Garson - Complete
Xun by sinvraal reviews
The Normandy's outspoken pilot has an unexpected run-in with the other side. Post-game.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,095 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Joker - Complete
False Dilemma by Knightfall1138 reviews
Shepard holds the lives of two squadmates in his hands, but only has time enough to save one. Which one will he literally be forced to save?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2009 - J. Garson - Complete
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To Dust reviews
After a two-hundred year prison sentence in Akavir, a living legend returns to Tamriel only to find it in chaos. Haunted by the memories of her proud people and her past cruelty, will she be able to remember her forgotten skills in time to stop Alduin from destroying the world? (Contains Morrowind and Oblivion tie-ins)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 474,145 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 12/22/2019 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Mohr's Circle reviews
While Six is strongly convicted that she has done the right thing in securing independence for New Vegas, problems arise, and she desperately scrambles to hold her city, friendships, marriage, and her very life together. *sequel to Newton's Third*
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,358 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Courier, Vulpes Inculta
Newton's Third reviews
Courier number Six is the center of unwanted attention as every power in the Mojave scrambles to figure out her forgotten identity. What will she choose?
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 233,597 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Courier, Vulpes Inculta - Complete
Captured reviews
Six turns the tables on Vulpes, proving that she's not so innocent.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Courier, Vulpes Inculta - Complete
Immodest Proposal reviews
"True to Caesar" becomes something more than Vulpes intended. Written for the Fallout Kink Meme. Dubcon, m/m
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Caesar, Vulpes Inculta - Complete
Parallax reviews
Everyone knows that Shepard and Kaidan are in a relationship... too bad they didn't get the memo.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,207 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Kaidan A., J. Garson
Initiation reviews
Shepard gets some crazy ideas. Set in the universe of 'Only By a Few Seconds'
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kaidan A., Miranda L. - Complete
Only By A Few Seconds reviews
This is a story about a flamingly heterosexual bromance between Commander Shepard and Lieutenant Alenko. One thing's for sure: It's going to be frat-tastic.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,528 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Shepard, Kaidan A.
Godfather reviews
Things change for Kaidan, but he finds himself unable to let go. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Kaidan A. - Complete
About Kelly Chambers reviews
This is a collection of forum fanfic posts about Yeoman Kelly Chambers from ME2 between Badpie and myself.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2010
Shipping Crates reviews
Admiral Hackett makes an astute observation. Oneshot Shenko
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2009 - J. Garson, Kaidan A.
Conduit reviews
Sometimes, things don't go as planned. Shepard has to make the best of what she's given. *Sequel to Armor*
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/3/2009 - J. Garson, Kaidan A.
Armor reviews
It protects Shepard, yet it has a tendency to inconvenience her. Little does she know that it does so much more. Shenko
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,823 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Garson, Kaidan A. - Complete