BEFORE U READ U HAVE TO REALISE THAT AFTER READING YOUR MIND WITH BE TURNED INTO GLOOOP! JUST LIKE MINE! lol, anyways, i would really like everyone who reads my profile to read Twilight Texting Madness. It is defo my most successful story ever, but i think that it might be losing readers :( so please read and review. If u like JOIN THE FORUM PLEEZE!

Reganmacneil

Hi.

( Thats it.)

( JOKING!)

So, umm, yeah. Lolage.

( O.K. That really is it for now.)

O.K. Starting again.

So:

1. I love Twilight.

2. I'm getting really bored with writing this profile.

3. But you know. Hard work pays off.

4. Whoever said that will get a very large rifle pointed at them in a minute.

5. But, anyway.

6. Moving on.

I'M IN A RANDOM MOOD O.K! SPARE ME MY LIFE!

My god. I'm starting to sound like a loser.

That fails at life.

As my friend Tasha the Splotdog would say.

( No copyright intended Tash.)

So like yeah. I'm bored. Bye.

( Yet another attempt at writing a halfway decent profile.)

( Note: My sister is bouncing on the sofa behind me. I just thought you wanted to know.)

So yeah. I have brown hair. And i should really stop saying so. It sounds sad. Like Cbeebies presenters really.

( Oh dear, bouncing sister has just fallen off sofa and is crying.)

Oh, yeah, i like chicken. Were having chicken tonight. With gravy.

I like cheese. Cheese is good. Its yellow. Yellow is happy. So it must be good to eat yellow food.

( My logic is becoming wierder and wierder with every word.)

I like chocolate.

And cheese.

I also like tomatoes and pizza. Tomatoes are very nice on pizza too, thankyou kindly. So just put some on my good fellow.

I like chicken as well. Its nice with cheese.

Did you know cheese is yellow? Yellow is happy.

( Why am i getting the feeling that i am repeating myself?)

( By the way, does anyone know what the point is of Waybulloo? No? I'm right there with you buddy.)

Well, yeah. Custard and apples out guys.

( P.S I've always wanted to say that.)

( Continuing from cheese anecdotes.)

Who likes Team Edward?

You?

Are you sure?

Are you really sure?

Its not to late to turn back.

I would seriously consider it if i were you.

No, really.

I'm not joking.

What's that you say?

What's the point of this conversation?

What made you think there was one?

( Dramatic silence.)

1,2,3,4...

What's the point?

Of waking up.

What's the point?

Of getting out of bed.

What's the point of anything,

When the human race is doomed.

( I would like to thank my friend Frankie the new raver/emo/indie/make up your mind already! who introduced me to this song.)

( No copyright intended My wonderful Frankie person.)

( Yes, i know that name annoys you. Why do you think i added it?)

( No, no please don't run away and cry! I didn't mean it. Honest.)

( Oh dear. Errr, peace out guys.)

O.K. Don't worry, she's alright. Continuing on:

10 things i hate about the Twilight movies:

1. Kristen Stewart ( because of her new emo do and the fact that she looks nothing like Bella.)

2. Peter Facinelli ( Because he looks old.)

3. Robert Pattinson's hairstyle.

4. Taylor Lautner's accent.

5. Kristen Stewart.

6. The fact that the first movie started to make stuff up.

7. Kristen Stewart.

8. The fact that i haven't seen New Moon ( O.K, maybe that isn't the Twilight movies fault.)

9. Kristen Stewart.

10. ( I can't actually think of anything else. I hate strawberry toothpaste. There we go.)

( Apple toothpaste is yummy though.)

( So is bananna toothpaste.)

( Cos its yellow.)

( Yellow is happy.)

Bands i Like

Lacuna Coil. They are amazing and coolio. I know that most of you guys reading will probably be think Who The Hell? but i don't care. You suck-eth.

( I like putting eth on the end of every word. It's fun.)

( But hey! Manni! You know what i'm talking about right?)

( Thanks for the help mate.)

I'm on Team Edward again. Team Jacob is boring after a while.

That was totally unrelated, wasn't it?

Oh well. Do i care-eth?

( Actually i do-eth. But you know-eth. I must not show weakness to my enemies.)

( Not saying that your my enemies or anything though.)

So-eth. Lacuna Coil is a great band for people that like metal and rock. They are also Italian, but they sing in English a lot of the time.

You can listen to them on youtube if you want to make me smile.

You did? I'm smiling :)

If you didn't then run away and become a sailor. Fast.

Another band i love is DEVO. D-E-V-O. De-evolution. They are amazingly electronical and 70's.

( The fact that they were a 70's band may help that fact.)

They are cool. I like Lacuna Coil more though.

Listen to them on youtube.

You don't have to this time because their not in my top 5.

Have you listened to Lacuna Coil yet?

I'm waiting for you to join the world of metal!

( If you have, you make me smile. See, i'm smiling again :))

( If you haven't why are you still on land?)

I love Gary Numan.

He is amazingly amazing in an amazing way.

He is the sythpop king.

He wrote Cars and Are Friends Electric.

And my Mum almost sold him music insurance.

I'm seriously not kidding!

She made him laugh by telling him my sister goes to sleep while watching one of his tours.

( Which is true as well!)

( P.S I have left Team Edward. I'm joining Team Jacob again. I don't know why.)

My next band is... drumroll please...

Deathstars!

They are as amazing as Lacuna Coil. I love all of their albums.

I love their style of music.

They are Swedish, but sing in English.

For you people that have listened to Lacuna Coil like i instructed you to, i'm sorry, they sound nothing like Lacuna Coil as they are Industrial Metal, not Gothic Metal.

I AM COUNTING ON YOU TO LISTEN TO THEM! OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU!

Or maybe i will just curl up and cry instead. It's probably a lot less hassle.

So, if you have listened to them, you have made me smile and sing Blitzkrieg and Virtue to Vice a lot.

If you haven't, get in a rocket, fly away and throw yourself out the airlock. And good riddance.

( P.S Don't actually do this. It will hurt a lot and you will freeze and roast at the same time and then die from oxygen starvation. Or you will just explode. It depends really.)

My Favourite Words and Phrases

Jagen.

You fail at life.

Lolage.

OH MY GIDDY GOD!

S-e-e-e-v-e-e-e-n! ( Len Goodman.)

Chaaaa-chaaaaa-chaaaaa. ( Craig.)

( Yeah, i know those two are strictly judges.)

( Yeah, i know Chris Hollins won.)

( Yeah, i know... what? HOW RUDE!)

P.S Had to do that. Couldn't resist. Just like chocolate cake.

Though of course less chocolatey.

We've also got:

I'm a wee bit scottish! ( That was for you Iman. Enjoy it and remember to clean your plate afterwards.)

Also, just for you Anna deary:

The Ghost Of Steven Foster Lyrics

Met the Ghost of Stephen Foster at the Hotel Paradise
This is what I told him as I gazed into his eyes:
Rooms were made for carpets,
Towers made for spires,
Ships were made for cannonade fire off from inside them
(Chorus): Gwine to run all night
Gwine to run all day
Camptown ladies never sang all the doo dah day no, no, no (End Chorus)
(Chorus)
Met the Ghost of Stephen Foster at the Hotel Paradise
This is what I told him as I gazed into his eyes:
Ships were made for sinking,
Whiskey made for drinking,
If we were made of cellophane, we'd all get stinking drunk quite faster ha, ha, ha
(Chorus)
(Chorus)

( You know Anna. I feel so evil after doing that. Shame.)

( No! Not you to!)

( Umm, sorry. Have fun feeling betrayed in the corner.)

( I seem to have that effect on people.)

TODAY IS THE 2...9TH OF...MAY? Is that right?

YES!

( Cue)

C-E-E-E-E-LEBR-A-A-A-A-TE GO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-D TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMES CO-O-O-OOOOME OOOOOOOON!

lets celebrate!

C-E-E-E-E-LEBR-A-A-A-A-TE GO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-D TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMES CO-O-O-OOOOME OOOOOOOON!

lets celebrate!

C-E-E-E-E-LEBR-A-A-A-A-TE GO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-D TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMES CO-O-O-OOOOME OOOOOOOON!

lets celebrate!

C-E-E-E-E-LEBR-A-A-A-A-TE GO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-D TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMES CO-O-O-OOOOME OOOOOOOON!

lets celebrate!

C-E-E...well, you get the general idea.

So, yeah.

This is really awkward so i'm just gonna be random.

So.

Umm.

Cheese, yeah? It's really nice you know...

Why do i have this really bad feeling i've mentioned cheese before? Oh damn, that's because i have.

HI! HI!

HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI!

HI!

Anyway...time for...

Reganmacneilsamazinglyamazinglistlistydodahthings!

I said...Reganmacneilsamazinglyamazinglistlistydodahthings!

Say it with me!

Reganmacneilsamazinglyamazinglistlistydodahthings!Reganmacneilsamazinglyamazinglistlistydodahthings!Reganmacneilsamazinglyamazinglistlistydodahthings!Reganmacneilsamazinglyamazinglistlistydodahthings!

Now say it really fast ten times!

HAH HAHA! YOU SUUUUUKKKK!

NANANANANANANANANA!

Ohhhhh...

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?

SPONGBOB SQUAREPANTS!

AND SOMETHING AND SOMETHING ABOUT POROUSNESS IS HE!

SPONGBOB SQUAREPANTS!

AND SOMETHING ELSE ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

AND SOMETHING OR OTHER ABOUT A BIG FISH!

SPONGBOB SQUAREPANTS!

OH SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SP-O-O-O-ONGEB-O-O-O-OB SQUUUUUAAAREPAAAANTS!

DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO!

( Seagull sounds)

Sorry about that.

OMG IS THAT LESTAT IN MY GARDEN?

No. It's just a blue tit.

Damn.

Cue...

THE DARTH VADER DAMN REMIX!

DAMN-DAMN-DAMN DAMNDAMNDAMN DAMNDAMNDAMN!

DAMN-DAMN-DAMN DAMNDAMNDAMN DAMN-DAMN-DAMN!

( Lady GaGa would be proud for some reason or other.)

( Don't ask me how i know. I just do, O.K)

(I SAID DON'T ASK ME YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!)

( You fail).

HEY! GUESS WHAT I FOUND OUT TODAY!

You have 3 options ( this is a game by the way. I created it by myself.)

A Robert Pattinson DIED!

B Taylor Lautner DIED!

C Kristen Stewart DIED!

If you picked any of them you are what we call an absoloute BIIIIRDBRAIN!!!!!

Teeeeheeeeee!!!!!!

NEXT QUESTION!

O.K, you're walking down the street and a mad axeman attacks you. What's his name?

A Do i want to know?

B His name is Rumpelstiltskin.

C It doesen't really matter.

The answer is C, because he's going to chop your head off whether you say " Is your name Rumpelstiltskin?" or not.

QUESTION NUMERO UN! No wait, it's number three isn't it?

Sorry guys.

What happens when you get attacked by a flock of big BIG otsriches?

A You get trampled

B You scream a lot and get trampled

C You face them bravely and still get trampled

The answer is...

NONE OF THEM BECAUSE OTSRICHES AREN'T REAL! HAHAHAHA!

Your pet animal suddenly turns into a were-pet. Do you:

A Run away. FAST!!!

B Say " Would you like a nibble, Fluffy?"

C Pretend you're far away on a tropical island while you get devoured.

All three are options, just none of them are actually useful because chances are your evil were-pet is probably much faster, much stronger and generally more amazing than you. Now, if you happened to be a were-wolf things may turn out differently...

Question 5 out of 10

Your laptop sprouts wings and flys away. What is the best way to cope with it?

A Sob for weeks and dress in black clothes for the rest of your life.

B Close your eyes and pretend your Alice in the looking glass.

C Shrug and buy another one.

B is the best option because laptops don't have wings and they can't fly away so you probably are Alice in the looking glass. Or just high on some kind of hallucinigenic, which means you'll probably end up doing B anyway.

Little Sister-Amy Winchester Season 1:

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