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 Author has written 31 stories for NCIS, Mass Effect, Batman: Arkham Asylum, Criminal Minds, and Wrestling. I'm a male in my twenties. I know, male writers seem to be rare on this website, but it DOES happen! I'm a patriotic Canadian and fan of video games like Mass Effect and TV shows like NCIS, WWE and (in the future) Chuck! Be sure to read and review my stories and check out my polls! Note: It's come to my attention, years later of course, that the correct spelling of the character Natalya Russikov's last name in my story 'Hellstorm' is actually Russikova. My apologies for the error. |
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The End of an Era by LuxDragon reviews
The Reapers have begun their cycle of extinction upon a galaxy unprepared for them. The fate of Earth, and all life, rests in the hands of one man. Shepard must unite everyone to create a galactic armada to fight a war unprecedented in scale against a foe that has never been beaten. However, the Illusive Man, and his rogue organization, Cerberus, have other goals in mind...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 228,275 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 5/30/2012 - [Shepard, Miranda L.]
Batman Arkham City: Reconstruction by batman4life reviews
From the ashes of Arkham City emerges a menace more deadly and destructive than ever before, and with it, a new wave of evil arises to challenge the fallen city's guardian angel. Fueled by a toxic rage, the growing threat will prove to be the Dark Knight's greatest challenge. To conquer this menace, he must first learn to conquer himself, before its too late. Rated T for Teen.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 109,481 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/9/2019 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Batman/B. Wayne, Poison Ivy, Catwoman/Selina Kyle, Robin/Tim Drake
The Cryonic Man A ME2 Story by MaximusTheMad reviews
John Desmond, a 19 year-old bike courier in NYC, lives a normal life. Then, while on a delivery, he is accidentaly cryo frozen and sent up into space as part of Project Archimedes. In 2185, he is found and unfrozen on the Normandy SR-2. What adventures may happen in a time he doesn't know? CANCELLED AND DEAD, with possible rewrite in the works(final chapter provides info on why)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,127 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/28/2017 - Published: 12/10/2011
Right to Remain Silent by Shadpup reviews
While on a case in Massachusetts one of the team is arrested for a heinous crime. Will the others be able to prove their teammate's innocence or will they go down for a crime they did not commit?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,372 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 9/3/2014 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
The lost son by Rose de Sharon reviews
Summary: AU, set in Season 8. Fed up by his co-workers' attitude towards him, McGee accepts a perilous six-month mission in Afghanistan. His absence finally opens the eyes of Team Gibbs, but will it be too late? NOMINATED for The Fanatic Fanfics Multifandom Awards in the Favorite Complete Fanfic category!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 101 - Words: 479,023 - Reviews: 5832 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 1,322 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
Losing Days by RatherBeAWriter reviews
Emily feels like she's losing her grip on reality; her friends don't exactly disagree. They'll do anything they can to help, but could they be missing a more sinister, external cause for her odd behaviour? Some people like to play games. And what better plaything than a bright human mind?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,624 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 6/21/2014 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
Therapy at Muzzle Velocity by Stand Alone Battle A.I reviews
The Kelly Chambers underdog story. Harbinger has no idea what he's gotten himself into...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,142 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Kelly C.
This Isn't Over by darkangelpeyton1 reviews
AJ couldn't be happier to be back and to have her baby back just makes it that much better, but Paige has something to say about that. {Takes place before AJ & Paige's match for the title on Raw and after the match.}
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2014 - AJ Lee, Paige - Complete
New Battles, Old Defeats by nivet reviews
Shepherd is on his way to Earth to answer for the destruction of a mass relay and the deaths of millions of Batarians. But coming home means coming back to a past he wished to forget about, but it hasn't forgotten about him.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 107,587 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Shepard, Miranda L.
Wedding Day by violetdoodlebug reviews
McGee and Delilah get married!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Tim M., Delilah F. - Complete
She Has Had Enough by myloveisinfinite reviews
After watching what The Authority was doing to her husband on Raw, Brie Bella has had enough. Brie/Daniel aka Braniel; Triple H/Stephanie McMahon aka The Authority and a bit of Shield.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2014 - [Brie Bella, Daniel Bryan] [Triple H, Stephanie McMahon] - Complete
Where the Teddybears Have Their Picnic by xenascully reviews
Tony goes missing for over a month. When the team finds him, he's not the man they knew...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 105,121 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Hard to Handle by Jean-theGuardian reviews
My take on what happened afterwards between AJ and CM Punk on Raw 5-21-2012. What happens when a wounded heart meets a pipebomb-wielding Punk? Read and find out! AJ/Punk...or Punklee! Kaitlyn/Sheamus...or Kaitmus! NEW CHAPTER!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 132,874 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - CM Punk, AJ Lee
Fight for the Lost by LuxDragon reviews
Entire human colonies are vanishing. To save humanity, the galaxy's best and toughest individuals come together to form an unlikely team, all led by one very specific man. Novelization of Mass Effect 2. Default Male/Paragade/Multi-Class. Shepard/Miranda. Poster by EpisodeSkywalker
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 709,329 - Reviews: 1893 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - [Shepard, Miranda L.] - Complete
Through a glass, darkly by WriterKos reviews
A Marine's body is found buried in the woods of Langley County. Flogged bodies are found along Route 66. Two cases that will rock the foundations of what is, reveal what was and expose what will come to be. Fic 19 of the Buchanan Series. 2/2
Crossover - NCIS & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 109 - Words: 141,389 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Tim M., S. Reid - Complete
Everything You Can Never Be by DarkAngelElektra reviews
As the rookie Diva on Raw, Ashley Massaro just wants to fit in. She doesn't anticipate falling for Randy Orton-or being pulled into his feud with the Undertaker. Ashley/Randy pairing, also features Matt Hardy, Trish Stratus, and others circa 2005.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 210,051 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Ashley Massaro, Randy Orton - Complete
Biological Weapon 2 by Empress Akitla reviews
It's been four months since the Black Raptor incident. Most of the NCIS team are starting to forget about the creature, but the creators haven't forgot about them. Now, the team have to face a hoard of biological weapons on the Island of Adisa Kifa...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Tim M., Abby S.
Character by hazelmom reviews
McGee gets involved in an incident that tests everyone's character. No pre-slash or slash. Written for Bullying Prevention month as well as GLBT History month. Written for Ceridwen as a thank you.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Tim M., Tony D.
Gaze Back Into You by ceegeeayy reviews
After meeting the FBI agents who are investigating the murder of her best friend, Jemma Cavanaugh finds herself facing an evil she never thought was possible. M for violent scenes.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 85,789 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - S. Reid
The Best of Us by Amilyn reviews
Tony interrogates a triple murder suspect who thinks he's doing the work of a patriot. Ziva watches from the observation room. Warnings: sexist, racist attitudes.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Momentum by Smackalicious reviews
The past months had shut her down, emotionally and physically, and suddenly, she felt awake, refreshed, as though she had been sleepwalking through life since her return. Takes place during season 7. McGiva. ONESHOT.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,030 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Ziva D., Tim M. - Complete
Mass Effect: The Calm Before The Storm by Mozer121 reviews
Having destroyed the Collector base in the galactic core, Shepard now focuses on furthering his relationship with Tali'Zorah. Unknown to them however, an old evil lurks in the darkness, waiting to pursue its revenge. M for violence, language, s-themes
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 150,422 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Shepard, Tali'Zorah
Decisions and Visions by Defii reviews
Anvi Shepard will find a way. The Reapers will no longer be a threat...even if she has to die. Her companions are unwilling to give up so easily. Fix-it fic for end of ME3 - Post ME3. Shenko! Discontinued; undergoing a massive rewrite. See Author's Note.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,765 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Kaidan A., J. Garson - Complete
Tony Quixote by Channel D reviews
After a blow to the head, Tony thinks he's Don Quixote! It's up to the team to save him from doing knightly doings. One-shot, humor, writen for the NFA Don Quixote challenge.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Synergy by Sunset Moth reviews
Alternate ME3 ending. Sometimes the choices you are given are not the only choices available to you.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2012 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni - Complete
Mass Reactions by Subject 0 reviews
A fun series of one-shots with the Normandy crew and their feedback on the billion and one things in the galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,525 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011
I'll Be Watching You by Enthusiastic Fish reviews
Tim-centered horror story written for DNAchemLia for the NFA SeSa Fic Exchange. A childhood terror re-emerges in the midst of a case, leaving everyone questioning Tim's sanity...including Tim himself. 11 chapters. Now complete
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,628 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Tim M. - Complete
Too Far by Enthusiastic Fish reviews
Crack!Fic oneshot starring the team, Vance and Jackie Vance. Tony's superglue has got out of control.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Complete
Equal by mon-petit-pois reviews
Ziva David had met her fair share of racists. Tag to 3x17, Ravenous, in honor of Martin Luther King Jr.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Ziva D. - Complete
Just the Two of Us by Mengde reviews
Garrus and Shepard hit the town to get supplies for the Normandy as well as some alone time. The only problem is that the town is Omega - and Omega hits back.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,134 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
The Science of Santa by Quietly-Confident reviews
It's Christmas on the Normandy and Mordin offers his thoughts on the science behind Santa Claus. Re-Upload.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Mordin S. - Complete
Boarding Action by Arc Trader reviews
While at Eden Prime on the way to Earth for Shepard's trial, Cerberus commandos move to scuttle the Normandy and ensure that the Alliance will not be able to study the ship. Deck 4's crew is not about to let that happen. M for violence, profanity.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Jack - Complete
The Black Plague by Diamonds on Parade reviews
In February, we were exposed to one of the horrors of having a Facebook or Twitter. The horror's name: read at your own risk xD
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2011 - John Cena, Mickie James - Complete
Jealousy by Lawral reviews
McGee finds out just how painful jealousy can be.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Broken Mirror by MelasZepheos reviews
Who does Miranda see in the mirror?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Miranda L. - Complete
24 Hours in Hell by ReluctantSlashFan reviews
When McGee's neighbors start attacking each other he soon realizes all is not well. In fact, it's majorly 'hinky.'
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,767 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Tim M. - Complete
Get Me to the Church on Time by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
While out-of-town for the wedding of his best friend, Tim encounters ruthless criminals who will stop at nothing to get what they want.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,002 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Tim M. - Complete
A Night to Forget by prettybirdy979 reviews
Tim, Ziva and Tony after a unusual occurrence find themselves struggling to escape a doomed ship in a night they may not survive. Written for the NFA Decades and Eras challenge
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,288 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Tim M., Tony D.
Life After The Hangover by crazygal27 reviews
Sequel to The Hangover. Find out how the team get on after they returned from Vegas. Did anything else happen they have yet to find out about? Can they keep to the agreement they made with Strauss? Who's pregnant? H/P J/Ro Re/OC M/G.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,922 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011
Shot by Darlin24 reviews
While investigating a petty officer's death, Abby is shot in the shoulder. As their investigation continues, all the evidence points to Ziva. How do Gibbs and the team react? Especially when a former friend returns unexpectedley?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,083 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010
Accused by TwistedRocketPower reviews
Team Gibbs is called out to investigate the rape and murder of a Commander's daughter. At first, everything seems routine... until Tim's name shows up on a suspect list of one. Can the team clear his name? Or will Tim be put behind bars forever?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,037 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Tim M. - Complete
After the Reapers by porcupinetheater reviews
Shepard conducted his exit in a blaze of glory to destroy the reapers. Two great powers fell together. However, as a new threat arises, and members of his old crew begin to die mysteriously, it is evident that he will always be needed. Tali/Shep pairing
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 96,987 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Tali'Zorah, J. Garson
The Hangover by crazygal27 reviews
The team celebrate in Vegas after solving a hard case. However when they wake up the next day they don't remember a thing.Why can't they remember? Who has tattoos? Who woke up with who? Who got married? Who's missing? Idea from the movie, The Hangover
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,793 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Complete
Mad World by Zan1781 reviews
An intelligent, non-athletic, non-confrontational ninth grade girl just trying to survive high school learns precisely how cruel some kids can truly be.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,887 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - O. Benson, A. Cabot - Complete
BODY SWAP by Purple Butter reviews
After discovering a mysterious prothean crystal, Mordin experiments with body swapping aboard the Normandy. A cracky one-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Mordin S., EDI - Complete
Twisted Justice by MysteryFan15 reviews
A traumatic event from Timothy McGee's childhood resurfaces with a case. When McGee goes missing can the team figure out what's going on before it's too late?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,099 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Tim M. - Complete
The Hunter And The Prey by TwistedRocketPower reviews
Someone is after Tim, willing to harm and kill those he cares about most, in the process. Tim will be pushed to the brink as he's forced to play a killers game to keep his friends, family, and himself alive. Will he be strong enough to endure it?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 37 - Words: 54,597 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Tim M. - Complete
USS Chimera or USS Puppy? by Jessie Rose 911 reviews
Remember Ziva's comment on the episode Chimera? What if the monster on the ship were decidedly canine? Tim has a little secret, and it's about to be blown out of the water! Will the team survive the night? need to see episode to understand!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Tim M., Ziva D.
Enduring Love by Phoenix on cloud nine reviews
When Tony meets a random woman at work, he thinks nothing of it - until the calls, letters and, eventually, violence begin.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,997 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
Kronots by Zing-baby reviews
Set six months after ME1, Shepard isn't allowed more assingments or missions until Ilos is investigated and the Reapers are destroyed. Then she is hurled into a new adventure that threatens her life... and her relationship. Shenko Adventure! Now complete!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,131 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 7/20/2008 - J. Garson, Kaidan A. - Complete
Through The Fire by flashpenguin reviews
An UNSUB with a thirst for blood is terrorizing Arlington. When Em becomes his latest victim, Dave and the team must race against the clock to profile a killer with no set M.O. and save her before time runs out.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 58,517 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 9/8/2010 - E. Prentiss, D. Rossi - Complete
Everybody Has An Evil Twin by musicnotes093 reviews
Tim has been kidnapped! By who? By the evil team of SICN, of course. But why does everyone look familiar?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Tim M. - Complete
Psycho by BrandSpankingNew reviews
While taking a break from endless paperwork, Tony learns some things he'd rather he hadn't. He's got to confront McGee about his crazy fans! Slightly crack-ish, mostly funny, somewhat offensive in an equal-opportunity sort of way. One-shot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Buried by TwistedRocketPower reviews
Buried Alive. When he's ready to end it all is his choice. Can the team save him from the physical and emotional damage, or will he end his life before they even have the chance?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,164 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Tim M. - Complete
Stakeout by cutiesonthehorizon reviews
The team is out on stakeout. The only problem is, the house they're in might be haunted.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Complete
Birthday Boy by Smackalicious reviews
It's McGee's birthday. What sorts of things will his co-workers dream up to surprise him? Oneshot. Crack!fic.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Tim M. - Complete
Biological Weapon by Empress Akitla reviews
The Black Raptor is a top secret ship that runs back and forth to an island off the west cost of Africa. When the crew members are murdered, NCIS is called in to investigate and are stuck on the ship for two days. Only problem is, the murder weapon is alive...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,376 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
In Interrogation by TwistedRocketPower reviews
There is a mole at NCIS and the whole team has to be interrogated. The questions become personal for McGee and Abby, and they end up revealing, and learning, more than they had expected.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
Four by varna1966 reviews
At Garcia's urging Reid does a repeat performance of physics magic only this time the timing is off and Aaron hits bumps his head. For Britcom fans yes nod to my fav. Purely for laughs. Please review.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Time To Play by ladyofnite reviews
Ziva decides it's time to play. Just some smutty goodness because it's a Monday.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Ziva D., Tim M. - Complete
The Riddle by WriterKos reviews
It began in mystery, and it will end in mystery, but what a savage and beautiful country lies in between. - Diane Ackerman - Sometimes, miracles do happen. A Joy Buchanan story.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Tim M. - Complete
Yeah, We Bicker by TwistedRocketPower reviews
Random one-shot of the team bickering. Tony & Tim. Tony & Ziva. Tim & Abby. Tim, Tony, Abby, & Ziva. Tony, Ziva, & Tim... Who's the one that can end all the bickering? No one but the one and only Leroy Jethro Gibbs. How does he do it? Read and find out!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Complete
Altering Image by Jemima123 reviews
Spencer Reid had always been one for coffee. But he ends up with more than he bargained for when he meets a waitress who works in his local coffee shop. Reid and OC
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 51,637 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
In a Jam by beyondobsessed reviews
The NCIS team captures Gibbs and Jenny in what is thought to be a compromising situation...
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Complete
Remaking Rapunzel by ladyofnite reviews
When Ziva learns the story of Rapunzel, she is not impressed. Can Tim change her mind? Written for the NFA 'Once Upon a NCIS' challenge.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Ziva D., Tim M. - Complete
Snorry Night by StarrGazer47 reviews
What would happen if the Team was stuck in a tiny bunkroom aboard a ship? Would they be able to survive the night without killing each other?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Castle Walls by xHalosandwings reviews
Request for XxFutureWWEDivaxX. Mickie James' return to the WWE isn't the fairytale she hoped it would be but there's always someone there with a little reassurance. Mickie/Justin
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Mickie James, Justin Gabriel/PJ Black - Complete
Left Behind by Emerald1 reviews
A simple joke, they'd done it many times, but a criminal and Mother Nature conspire to turn the joke into a tragedy. Will the team survive, or will the guilt and worry tear them apart? With the potential body count rising, will a certain agent buckle?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,399 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Betrayed by Syncop8ed Rhythm reviews
McGee should have known something like this would happen. When he was told to keep it secret and not tell Gibbs, he should have followed his instincts. Now, his team didn't trust him or know where he was...he wasn't sure they would even try to find him.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,814 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Tim M. - Complete
Just Cat by Sue-Writes reviews
"It's a cat, right? Just call the ugly thing what it's meant to be called. You're all giving me a damn headache." And so, his name was Cat. /\ one-shot; fluffy humor; Jacob/Kasumi
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Kasumi G., Jacob T. - Complete
A Ring of Their Own by Lodylodylody reviews
After Victoria retires, a shocking development gives her the chance for a new start that could change wrestling forever. But old grudges could also cost her more than she knows. Featuring many women from WWE and TNA. Beth, Molly, Trish, McCool, Kong, etc.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,566 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Mickie James, Victoria/Tara, Molly Holly - Complete
The Long Walk by Prisoner 24601 reviews
A series of Jacob oneshots written for various community prompts. Chapter two written for the Secret Santa LJ gift exchange. Still grieving Miranda's death, an unexpected package and an argument between EDI and Joker help pull Jacob out of his brooding.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Jacob T., Joker - Complete
Castaways by rumpleswagskin reviews
On a mission to Cuba, the team are stranded on a deserted island with no communication and no way of getting home. What goings on will occur in the duration? TIVA! Slight McAbby and Jibbs! PLEASE R&R! Love ya's!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,442 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
False Secrets by SamanthaReese reviews
Erin Strauss gets bored one day and decides to have each team member reveal a secret about their team mates. But what she hears from each member will shock her.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,820 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Complete
Second by ElectricZ reviews
ME2-When Shepard is away from the Normandy, the squad begins to chafe under Miranda's authority. They look to have her replaced as XO, but on a ship built by Cerberus, crewed by the most powerful mercenaries in the galaxy, a mutiny could spell disaster for all of them. Garrus, Miranda, Tali, Jacob, Mordin and other supporting characters. Not a shipfic. Shepard-Free.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,132 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Miranda L., Jacob T. - Complete
A Good Morning Indeed by Smackalicious reviews
A night out leads to a night in for McGee and Ziva, and an unexpected visitor the next day. McGiva. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Ziva D., Tim M. - Complete
The Waiting Game by Smackalicious reviews
Abby's innocent questioning into Ziva's relationship with McGee leads to an unexpected revelation from Ziva. McGiva. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Ziva D., Tim M. - Complete
The girl that loved him by Laurella reviews
Reid meets a new girl, that is different from others he met. Strangly she seems interested in him. He tries to keep her a mystery to the team, even Morgan. But secrets do come out in the end, especially when she might be in danger
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,863 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Assassination by ihearttony reviews
When Tony returns from a two-week vacation behaving strangely, will Gibbs and the team be able to figure out what is wrong before he does something that could destroy not only his career, but his life? Tony/Gibbs father/son.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,373 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Where's Tony? by nicksfriend reviews
The bullpen was buzzing, Ziva and McGee were due to be in any moment and Gibbs was upstairs talking to Vance. But the desk of Anthony DiNozzo was empty and it would take a while before any of the team members realized the implications of his tardiness.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,652 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
To Keep Me Warm by Channel D reviews
On a cold December day, the team and Jimmy are sent out to capture a fearsome beast in the Navy Yard. It's better than having them doing wolf howls inside, Gibbs and Vance think. Crack!fic/humor; one-shot. Written for the NFA Paranormal challenge.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Complete
A Blazing Glory by Jananae reviews
In the midst of a firefight, some things are inevitable. And Tony and Ziva know that life is a ticking clock. Oneshot. Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Bravery by njborba reviews
When a member of the BAU is accused of kidnapping, the team rallies to help their friend and search for the missing child.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,984 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - [D. Morgan, E. Prentiss] - Complete
The Animal Within by silvermoony77 reviews
Brutal murders plague the northeast zoos, the most recently at the Philadelphia Zoo. The BAU is called to assist and Dr. Spencer Reid finds himself protecting a beautiful vet. Can he help keep her safe or will his feelings cause more harm than good? R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,864 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
The Mating Rituals Of Apes by emzypemzy reviews
The team's out on the town after a case: Morgan's dancing, Garcia's watching; the rest are placing their bets. ONESHOT.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Complete
Driving Lessons by drakontion reviews
Driving the Mako was hard. Driving the Hammerhead is harder. The Commander needed some help... An attempt at ME crack, because I don't know about you, but I always crash the damn Hammerhead too! Appearances by Joker, Tali and Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2010 - J. Garson, Miranda L. - Complete
Why Me? by Thn0715 reviews
Hotch and Morgan are ordered to attend a sexual harassment seminar. Written for the PYOP Challenge at Chit Chat on Author's Corner.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/12/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Morgan - Complete
White Flag by nosirrah95 reviews
Ziva thought she was in love. Now she's scared to fight back. And a co-worker is asking about the bruises on her face. A little bit of Tiva, but mostly team protectivness.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Everyone Wants to be a Genius by mabelreid reviews
One Shot Parody Reid is once again kidnapped but this time the rest of the team is there and enduring their worst nightmares. Only Reid can save them
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Complete
Dangerous Waters by andi839 reviews
Tony's opened a pool to predict who will be the new woman in Gibbs life. WARNINGS: CRACK!FIC and season 7 spoilers.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Forsooth, Good Gentles by Emerald1 reviews
A murder case. The team undercover. DiNozzo posing as a womanizer wasn't that much of a stretch, but what's with Palmer and pickles? McGee's in charge of the op and he'd better be right, or Gibbs will kill him because FLETC never prepared them for this.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,164 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
Beaufort's Torment by WriterKos reviews
Tragedy strikes when and where you least expect it. When McGee has to choose between love or family, what will be the consequences? Proud Winner 2nd Place Best Other Het Romance FR18-21 Tim/Joy February 2011 NFA Hinky Awards
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 66 - Words: 111,565 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Sarah McG., Tim M. - Complete
Absolute by Elocinn reviews
The Box is used to break misbehaving toys in Lotso's prison. Instead of Mr. Potato-Head, Lotso decides to send an outspoken cowgirl to face it first. Despite being his deluded self, Buzz finds himself acting upon a sensation believed to be forgotten.
Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,788 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Buzz Lightyear, Jessie - Complete
Captives by DiNUTZzo reviews
Tony and Ziva are captured and tortured, will Gibbs be able to save them in time? My first story be nice!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 27,484 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Actions Speak Louder Than Words by linklover77 reviews
The toys come face to face with the dreadful incinerator. In their final moments, Buzz decides to do something he should have done a long time ago.
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Buzz Lightyear, Jessie - Complete
Wild Rose by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
Old enemies of Ziva from her Mossad days, unbeknownst to her, are alive- and out for revenge. They track her down and begin targeting those closest to her.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,922 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Ziva D. - Complete
Just So You Know by DarthBubbles reviews
Shepard realizes a lot of things when he faces the extremities of the suicide mission, including his feelings for the woman who saved his life. Shepard/Miri oneshot
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2010 - [Shepard, Miranda L.] - Complete
Schism by Enthusiastic Fish reviews
Written for the NFA Under McCover Challenge. Tim-centered. Tim goes undercover, much to the dismay of his team...and he knows it. Which will be worse? The op or the derision of his coworkers? Already complete. This is part one of a trilogy. The other two stories are Not Destroyed and Another Leap in the Dark.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 119,487 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Tim M. - Complete
Hunting by xenascully reviews
Unadulterated rage causes Agent DiNozzo to go rogue, taking justice into his own hands... Warning: DEATH OF MAJOR CHARACTER s .
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,046 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Tony D. - Complete
Healer To The Enemy by Bellatrix wannabe 89 reviews
When Cuddy is almost raped, her attacker begins convulsing and the gang soon has a very unusual case in their hands. Will House treat him like any other patient? Or will his feelings for Cuddy over rule his judgment? Huddy.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,735 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Rock Steady by GaggedCenobite reviews
Complete. Nobody's really whole, we're just broken in different ways from each other. Jack/Thane.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,539 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Jack, Thane K. - Complete
The Gathering by WriterKos reviews
Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win. Some wounds must be healed. Team fic and family fic. The aftermath of Connecting the Dots. Part of my Joy Buchanan series. LAST CHAPTERS UP!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 45,141 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Tim M. - Complete
How To Lead by Example by Harold Trilby reviews
The aftermath of the Omega-4 mission leaves Tali'Zorah worried for Shepard's safety. But is she really willing to do anything to make sure that Cerberus does not threaten her captain?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Legion - Complete
Horror Stories by Aspen Starlight reviews
McGee catches Tony reading something on his computer, and decides its time for a little payback. Tony will think twice about making fun of McGee's books.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Delusions by ihearttony reviews
Tony wakes to find himself trapped in a mental institution under the care of a beautiful, but deranged, doctor who is obsessed with him. Can Gibbs and the team find him before he is driven insane, or worse? Can Gibbs help him recover from the ordeal?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,308 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Connecting the dots by WriterKos reviews
The past is mad at Buchanan. And it wants to get even. Set sometime in Season 7. Major crossover with Criminal Minds. Part of the Joy Buchanan series. Set after Honor Bound. FINAL CHAPTER IS UP!
Crossover - NCIS & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 50,107 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Tim M., A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Deceptions by buriednurbckyrd reviews
the team is trying to solve what at first seemed to be a suicide of a lt col. will McGee be able to stay professional after he meets the man's capivating daughter? my first NCIS fic, please be gentle
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,624 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Tim M. - Complete
Geth Infiltrator by DiChromate reviews
Shepard has brought a geth onboard, and worse, decided to make it part of the team. Tali'Zorah knows better than to trust the obviously-malevolent machine, but she could be wrong about its intentions. And she could be wrong about how she feels about it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,519 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Legion - Complete
In the Path of the Adder by yellowrose reviews
McGee and Tony find themselves in serious trouble when McGee falls prey to a religious cult.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,400 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Taking Higher Ground by Channel D reviews
The Navy Yard is flooding! It's up to Gibbs and Vance to get the staff to safety...in their own, peculiar way. Crack!fic, humor. One-shot. Warning: Deaths of major characters, as this was written for the NFA's Crack!death!fic Challenge.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, L. Vance - Complete
Byte by Fictionnaire reviews
Something's wrong with McGee. And it might be deadly serious if it didn't seem so funny. Written for the Crack!Death Fic. Rated K for sexual references
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Tim M. - Complete
Veteran of the Psychic Wars by xahra99 reviews
Written for the Mass Effect kink meme. Jacob/Miranda, for the prompt: 'They're still sleeping with each other and they're both convinced it's just for the sex when really it's not.' One-shot. Complete. Rated M.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Miranda L., Jacob T.
Living With Never Was by DreamNZ reviews
Tim McGee gets shot… and it seems the universe screws up.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,754 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Tim M., Abby S. - Complete
Classified by rosesinjanuary reviews
It's classified. ;- Abby/McGee
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Tim M., Abby S. - Complete
Gone by The Queen of Confusion reviews
McGee is morning the loss of Ziva. Or is he?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Fanatic by yellowrose reviews
When McGee is kidnapped by a deranged fan of his book, it's up to his NCIS team to bring him back alive.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,976 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tim M. - Complete
Time and Emotion by toomuchconflict reviews
It was a friendly split, but maybe not a clean one.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Jacob T., Miranda L. - Complete
Cyberbullies Hurt Too by Tibki reviews
What did happen in cybercrimes that convinced all of the unit to make Tim boss? Here's my idea. Warning: mentions rape, but otherwise, clean as they come. No ships, just... story.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,996 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Tim M. - Complete
That's the way the cookie crumbles by akaeve reviews
Written for crack!death!fic on NFA. Watch the cookies, character death.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
A Girl and her Robot by Lobeira reviews
Tali finds out that having a geth on board isn't such a terrible thing after all.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Legion - Complete
Tim McGee Sees It Through by Goldfish Girl reviews
What should have been a routine interview has gone, as they say, pear-shaped. Now Tim must figure out how he got in this dangerous situation, and then get out of it. But Gibbs and his teammates are there to back him up. In more senses than one.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,429 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Tim M. - Complete
Ice Kingdom by StaindRedGlass reviews
STORY 26: A Navy scientist is found dead at a top secret research facility in Antarctica. The team is sent in to find the killer; they must do so within a tangled web of lies and deception. But can they escape when something goes horribly wrong?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,452 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D.
The Big Blow Up by SherryGabs reviews
Gibbs has finally had it!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Not Yet by mini bagel reviews
Tim and Tony are in a spot of trouble, again. But this time they might not make it out alive. One-shot. Tim and Tony friendship.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Digital Getdown by TonyWhumper reviews
A little piece of McAbby smut. Reviews are love! :
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Tim M., Abby S. - Complete
Insidious by Channel D reviews
Tim's life should be rosy...he's had his current girlfriend for over a month! But then why is life getting him down? And why doesn't the team notice anything? Multi-chaptered drama, written for the NFA Tim in Peril challenge. Now complete.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,210 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Tim M. - Complete
Bully by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
Tim's high school life was hell. Name calling, bullying, and all around torment were a part of his daily life. He chose to be submissive and quiet. A new friendship, though, encourages him to rise above it. Written for the NFA Making of McGee Challenge.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,446 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Tim M. - Complete
False Accusations by AthosionWarrior reviews
Abby and Ziva are found guilty for murder. Will the team be able to save them before they are put to death?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,762 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
Her Boys by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
Gibbs finds his team asleep behind Tony's desk, and something Ziva says makes him smile.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
Underground by jelenamichel reviews
Ziva recapped her current situation: no light, no noise, stale and dirty air, bound wrists and ankles, and lying in a wooden box. So, was it time to panic yet? Rated T for language. We'll get to the adult themes later.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,832 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Threat of Suffering or Death by Channel D reviews
A gruesome package is delivered to NCIS. Who is behind it, and who is the threat aimed at? Multi-part drama/case file. Written for the NFA Smiley challenge. Now complete.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,330 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Tim M. - Complete
The War of Terror by selanc reviews
Somehow, he thought, violence in the workplace shouldn't be this normal. Season 3. Total crack.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Running From The Devil by Ms. Catherine Willmon 2020 reviews
A domestic abuse case forces Olivia to relive painful memories of being abused by an ex-boyfriend. When she discovers that he's coming after her, her life is suddenly in danger. And, as always, please make sure to R&R!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,297 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - [E. Stabler, O. Benson] OC - Complete
Ice by Unknown-Bliss reviews
DiNozzo and McGee run into some ice problems. Literally.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
You've Got To Fight For The Right To Party! by Precious Pup reviews
TEAM FIC - The team are busy trying to capture McGee who has been accidentially drugged,lost his inhibitions & fears & become dangerous. Meanwhile NCIS headquarters has been shut down. The team are coming up with a plan to capture their errant friend
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,822 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
For the Love of a Good Woman by 88Keys reviews
Humorous one-shot featuring a Tony and McGee fight, and a twist at the end. Written for the NFA "Near Brothers" challenge. Very mild violence, more funny than serious.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Good Geek, Bad Geek by ceilidh65 reviews
A missing scene from Deception - just how did McGee make Geckler talk? Gibbs is about to find out. As always, I hope you enjoy, please R&R if you do!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Truth in the Written Word by Smackalicious reviews
McGee and Ziva find themselves having a slight misunderstanding. Fluffy McGiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Ziva D., Tim M. - Complete
Batman: Green Dawn by Silicon Avatar reviews
A few months after Batman Begins, the Dark Knight must battle a beautiful and deadly menance: Poison Ivy! An Ivy origin story set in the Batman Begins movieverse.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 111,307 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Bruce W./Batman, Rachel D. - Complete
DressUp Time with Abby by Larelles reviews
Abby convinces Ziva to accompany her to a Goth club. Short little story about Ziva's 'concerns' -Oneshot- possibly more... NOT Femmeslash
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
Fabric Softener by Precious Pup reviews
McGee & Tony have to share room on assignment. Conversation about Fabric softener and Tony begins to covet McGees bed. Not McGee just his bed, oh and his towels! No Slash silly fluff Tony & McGee have pillow fight, some McGiva too, Gibbs in boxers
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Tim M., Tony D.
Your One and Only by Smackalicious reviews
McGee has a problem. Can Ziva solve it? McGiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
TRADITIONS by Precious Pup reviews
Tony takes Ziva over to break into McGees apartment. They end up overhearing something they shouldn't. Caution Implied sex no actual. Longish one shot tiny epiloge?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Tim M., Tony D.
Unexpected by Smackalicious reviews
Our fearless foursome realize they've been looking for love in all the wrong places. [McGiva, Tabby. Hints at Tiva and McAbby. Complete.]
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,774 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Complete
Even More Tricks and Treats by Smackalicious reviews
Abby devises a plan no one can resist. [Sequel to Tricks and Treats. Tabby. McGiva. Other pairings?]
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
Driving Me Crazy by OzGeek reviews
McGee struggles to remain sane as Tony and Ziva fight in the car on a long trip. Two chapters. Sort of simultaneously angst and humor. Now complete.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Tim M. - Complete
A Day In The Life Of Vince McMahon by IAmMeAndNoOneElse reviews
The WWE travels to Manchester for a few shows, and Vince McMahon has a very bad day. For starters, he's not exactly happy to find out that several of his top Superstars stole a bus and got arrested... Hope you enjoy!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
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The Joke Was on Me reviews
Paige has been swept up in the shuffle of the Divas Revolution. The Anti-Diva is dead. Dismissed. Mocked. Criticized. Discarded like a piece of garbage. But someone can help. Someone can make her something else. Something much, MUCH worse...
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2015 - Paige, Bray Wyatt/Husky Harris - Complete
Everything You Want reviews
As the BAU investigates a series of domestic terrorism strikes around New York, Emily struggles to rebuild the life she had before her 'death.' She crosses paths with brash bicycle courier Scott Jackson, who is caught up in the investigation, and soon the case becomes personal. But how far will she go to protect those she loves...and what will be the consequences?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 131,483 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 1/10/2012 - [E. Prentiss, OC]
The Following is an Official Message From The Authority reviews
"We have taken... YOUR heroes... and we have destroyed... EVERY... SINGLE... ONE OF THEM." *Post Night of Champions 2014.*
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Triple H, Stephanie McMahon, Nikki Bella, Paul Heyman
No Holds Barred reviews
Six days before SummerSlam, a contract signing is set up between AJ Lee and Paige - they will compete in a brutal grudge match with a special stipulation for the Diva's Championship. No countouts, no disqualifications. Just two women with a visceral hatred of each other. Tweener AJ/heel Paige. Also featuring Stephanie McMahon.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Stephanie McMahon, AJ Lee, Paige - Complete
Of Gold, Stars, and Blood reviews
"You ever hear of a man named Gibbs? He had a beautiful colleague who shouldn't have played with knives. Like my new bracelet?" Fornell felt a surge of bile rise up his throat. Dangling from the man's wrist, he could see a flash of gold. In the dim light, he could just make out the necklace attached to the tiny Star of David – soaked red in blood...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2013 - T.C. Fornell, Ziva D. - Complete
Betrayal reviews
It doesn't take an entire locker room to change the course of the WWE universe. Just the act of a single woman.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,369 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - [AJ Lee, CM Punk] [Kaitlyn, Sheamus] - Complete
The Superfly and the Brawler reviews
After suffering an injury on RAW, the last thing Tamina expected was a visit. Much less a visit from a certain bareknuckle brawler.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Tamina Snuka, Wade Barrett - Complete
Even If This Costs Us Our Lives reviews
Sequel to my story Hellstorm. NCIS has been destroyed. Across the globe, navy personnel are disappearing. To stop them, the team must recruit a group of specialists from around the world. The catch? It's a mission- none of them are expected to survive...
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 148,386 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D.
Mr and Mrs Palmer reviews
Often we don't appreciate ourselves as human beings until we've achieved what we thought was impossible. When it comes to love, this can be an especially powerful- and confusing- feeling. Jimmy/Breena.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Jimmy P., Breena S. - Complete
So a Jew and a Muslim Walk Into a Cafe reviews
Sometimes it takes the worst of circumstances to find the best outcomes.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Ziva D., OC - Complete
Running Up That Hill reviews
"You are hereby found guilty of treason against the State of Israel and sentenced to permanent exile. Go in peace, Ziva David. She'elohim yihye itakh."
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Ziva D. - Complete
Ah, Those Pesky Priorities reviews
Shepard loves finding those rare resources. She'll stop what she's doing anywhere to get them, even in the middle of a battle! If the Collectors don't kill her, Jack just might. A chapter out of one of my longer fics.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2011 - J. Garson - Complete
Our Last Rites reviews
Tag to my story 'Even If This Costs Us Our Lives'. Each of the team reflects on their own life in the face of the upcoming suicide mission.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011
Them Slips, Them Falls reviews
A chapter from one of my longer fics. The team finds themselves in an embarassing situation while chasing a criminal on the Citadel. Crack fic. One shot. Please read and review!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Complete
Hellstorm reviews
Set between Seasons 5 and 6. A rogue Canadian soldier and old acquaintance of Ziva's returns with highly advanced abilities and a plan that threatens the entire world. Ziva/Tony friendship. The first part of a trilogy of stories. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 117,242 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
I thought this was a dark, depressing mission reviews
Who says all the stuff about Mass Effect 2 has to be 'darker' and 'grittier? Even on a dangerous suicide mission, there has to be some room for laughs. Some fun being poked at a few scenarios during the game. Please READ AND REVIEW!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,735 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 4/13/2010
Gibbs, United States Marine reviews
Being able to sneak up on your team is a great accomplishment. Especially when you hear them comparing you to Chuck Norris.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Criminal Minds is Just Awesome reviews
Based on the famous Discovery Channel commercials. What could be better for our favourite criminal profilers after a hard day of catching unsubs than to sit back, snuggle with a loved one... and sing? Hotch/Prentiss
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
She Did WHAT? reviews
Gibbs discovers that Ziva's taken the Charger to practice her 'Mossad driving skills'... and she's taken Tony, Abby and McGee with her! Whose bright idea was it to let her do THIS? And what will the consequences be? Crack fic one-shot. Read and Review!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
A True Renegade reviews
Commander Mercy Shepard, the corrupt, brutal former human Spectre, is a true renegade- heartless, brutal, xenophobic and utterly merciless. This is the story of a woman who has gone so far into the red that even her own comrades no longer know who she is.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2010 - J. Garson - Complete
How Did You Get Banned From a Whole Town, Jethro? reviews
The team had no chance to celebrate Ziva's return. But it seems the town they're in just doesn't want them any more. Gibbs is in pain, Fornell is poking fun at him, and the team is God knows where. A funny crack fic as to how things may have played out!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - T.C. Fornell, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Gotta Say, I Thought You'd Last Longer reviews
How did the game makers manage to get all the villians' taunts for the 'Mission Failed' screens? It sure as hell wasn't easy! Or dull!
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2010 - The Joker - Complete
The Mind of a God or a Madman reviews
"She said I was insane, but she's wrong. I'm merely thinking outside the box humanity has trapped itself in." A self-reflection of Asher Ballack, my OC antagonist from my 'Hellstorm' trilogy-in-progress, and his thoughts on Ziva. Please READ AND REVIEW!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Ziva D. - Complete
Everyone in the Galaxy Stay With Garrus reviews
A crack fic based on Garrus' recruitment mission. I got the inspiration off of YouTube and decided to expand it GREATLY. Totally fun to write! Chapter 3 in another of my humour stories, but with some additions and modifications. Please READ AND REVIEW!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
PostGame Celebration reviews
The team celebrates their flawless victory over the Collectors at the Citadel. What happens? Drunkeness! Hilarity! Romance! Miranda/Jacob, Jack/Grunt, Thane/Samara, Kelly/Garrus, hits of Joker/EDI and Ken/Gabby. Please READ AND REVIEW!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Complete
NCIS Is Just Awesome reviews
Gibbs and Jenny in a hammock? Sure. What else could make the whole team burst into song? Mild Jibbs, Tiva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard
You're too late reviews
Ziva's ambushed at a hospital by assassins. Will the team find out what's going on in time to save her? Yeah I know, not my best review but please read and review
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,779 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
The Leroy Jethro Gibbs List reviews
Chuck Norris jokes are great. Leroy Jethro Gibbs jokes are better. How the team and others entertain themselves on a really boring day. Crack fic. Squint Jibbs, Gabby. May be continued if read and reviewed!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs
One Last Chance reviews
"A pool of blood was now slowly spreading from underneath him on the ground below. A thin red trickle of blood was leaking out of the corner of his mouth, his green eyes staring off into space."- WARNING: MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Does This Seem Familiar To You? reviews
Tony and McGee find themselves in a situation very much like a scene straight out of an Indiana Jones film.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,876 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Decisions, Decisions reviews
The Mass Effect universe has many decisions to be made. But how many of them are important? Some random fun being poked at the inconsistencies of ME. No chronology. Please read/review!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Shepard - Complete
