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Hi there! Lemme give you the basic skinny on me. I'm about 21, a GUY by the way, NYC native. I'm a HUGE, emphasison HUGE, fan of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel. Love B/A (forever), Dawn/Connor, and a big fan of Angelus. Oh, I'm also a fan of unconventional couples.

Faves on Buffy/Angel

Buffy: (What's not to love? Funny, sexy, kicks a lot of ass...in a perfect world, she's my wife. Damn you, Freddy Prinze! lol)

Angel : (The man. Cool weapons, apple of Buffy's eye, lives forever...what guy wouldn't want all that?)

Spike: (Freakin hilarious. And he's a great both as a hero and anti-hero, as well.)

Faith (Hot as hell, and wouldn't mind her lighting MY fire ((lol))

Cordelia : (Sexy, sassy, and with the cool vision powers. She's Miss Cleo with Curves)

Connor: (I kinda dig the broody, ass-kicking, no-nonsense angst thing)

Wesley: (Dark, witty, and has the coolest selection of weapons this side of James Bond)

Willow : (Cute, ass-kicking little Wiccan powerhouse)

Giles : (Either as warm, fatherly bookguy or as dark, sinister Ripper, he's still cool )

Fred: (Cutest bookworm ever...maybe next to Willow)

Gunn: (Funny, and with mean fighting skill)

Oz : (Funny, in his own way, and points for the wolf-man mojo)

Darla : (When she's good, she's very good. But when she's bad...she's delicious)

Glory: (Evil never looked sooo god..er, good)

Xander ( Maybe the funniest member of the Scoobies, but the Angel-bashing and the wierd protective/ possesive complex he has with all the girls have GOT to go)

Least Favorites:

Kennedy : (I want to reach through the danm TV and strangle the uptight, arrogant little...)

Tara: (I know it's probably rude of me to say it, but I was actually cheering when Tara got shot. She just did nothing for me)

Principal Snyder : (Yeesh, what a dork)

Master : (Way too boring and predictable)

Adam : (Maybe the worst villain in either Buffy-verse genre ever)

Riley: (Poor substitute for Angel's rightful place)

Andrew : (See Principal Snyder.)

Also a big Wrestling Fan. My Favorites:

CM Punk: As far as I'm concerned, he is...the...BEST IN THE WOOOOOORRRLD!

AJ Lee: What can I say? I Dig Crazy Chicks ;) #BlackWidow #ThankYouAJ

Jeff Hardy (The daredevil, the risk-taker, the thrill-seeker...the most high-flying superstar of all time. Long live the Charismatic Enigma!)

Rob Van Dam (The Whole F'N Show, Mr. Monday Night, one of the most gifted wrestlers ever to grace the squared circle.)

The Rock (There will never be another who can match the Great One's skills in the ring or out of it. If you SMEE-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LOOOW! What the ROCK...IS...Cookin'!)

AJ Styles: (The Face That Runs The Place...The Champ That Runs The Camp...The Lead-ah That Beat John Cena! lol)

Lita ( I mean, the Lita of old, the rebellious, thong-flashing, moonsaulting, Queen of Extreme Lita...not the painted-up slutbomb the writers made her in her last days. She was the greatest in-ring wrestler of her generation and she deserved a lot better. We miss you, Lita!)

Chris Jericho ( The Ayatollah of Rock and ROlla! ;)

Trish Stratus (She was probably as close to the perfect Diva as anyone is ever going to get. Killer body, gorgeous face, hard work ethic and great in-ring skills. Definitely Canada's greatest export)

Chris Benoit (RIP Wolverine...It never should have taken someone as talented, dedicated, and courageous as him 18 freakin' YEARS to become World Champion...another example of how stupid Eric Bischoff is and what at joke WCW was)

Eddie Guerrero (One of the Greatest of All-Time. Funny, gutsy, charismatic, he had it all. We miss you, Eddie. Always. Lyin', Cheatin', Stealin'...and Forever a Champion.)

Stacy Keibler ( She's got legs...)

Mickie James (this is what you get when you put talent, good looks and athleticism in a blender, sprinkle it with spunk and give it a good shake)

Melina (I could watch that entrance of hers 24-7-5-12, and NEVER get tired of it!)

Maria (Sweet and bubbly, plus super hot, and hey, at least she's trying to make an in-ring career out of things)

Rey Mysterio (Maybe the best wrestler under 200 lbs in all the wrestling world.)

Daniel Bryan: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

Sheamus: You know, he's really won me over. He's got wrestling skills, he's got charm, and he's rather entertaining. He makes the list, fella.

Ric Flair (There will never be another like the Nature Boy. WOOOOOOO!)

Undertaker ( 26 Decades of Destruction...and I've been a fan of his since those decades started. #ThankYouTaker)

Shawn Michaels ( The Showstoppa', the Main Event, the Icon. What more needs to be said?)

Macho Man Randy Savage (RIP Randy...One of the greatest, if not the greatest, all-around wrestlers in history. OOOH YEAH! DIG IT!)

Kurt Angle ( One of the Greatest of All Time. So glad to have him back in WWE. #OneMoreMatch)

Stone Cold Steve Austin (6 Time WWF Champion. WHAT? The man who saved the WWF. WHAT? Toughest SOB in the WWE, even when he's not there. WHAT? And That's the Bottom line, Cause Stone Cold Said So!)

Finn Balor: (All Hail the Demon King! The first-ever WWE Universal Champion, baby!)

Mick Foley (A fellow New Yorker, tough as friggin' nails, and too funny on the mike.)

Jake "the Snake" Roberts (The man was the complete package on the mike and in the ring. Shame we'll never know how far he could have gone if he had only stayed clean)

Dean Ambrose: (The best maniac WWE's had since the late great Brian Pillman. #AmbroseAsylum )

Shinsuke Nakamura: (The King of Strong Style...Has Arrived.)

Sasha Banks: (The Boss...Legit.)

Alexa Bliss: (That Face. Those Mic Skills. Dat Ass...yeah, I'm sold.)

Samoa Joe: (At Long Last...The Destroyer is in the WWE.)

Broken Matt Hardy:Delete! Delete! Delete!

Booker T ( 5 times! 5 times! 5 times! 5 times! 5 times!)

"Dashing" Cody Rhodes: Well, I've been wrong before. He's shown me something I never expected. Because he's...Daaaa-shing!

Edge: Yeah, I thought it over, and I'm over the whole 'He ruined Lita' thing. He's a great in-ring performer, great mike skills, entertaining as hell...what the heck. The Rated R Superstar makes the cut.

Most Hated:

John Cena ( Frankly, I've Cena 'Nuff.)

Eric Bischoff ( the Devil. )

Roman Reigns: (I think only one word can sum up my feelings on this guy: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Never liked him.)

Brock Lesnar: (The Laziest Part-Timer of Them All.)

Stephanie McMahon (All. Of. My. Hate.) (Bitch.)

Triple H ( After his part in the whole CM Punk thing, I will never respect him again.)

The dingbats at WWE Creative: Producing horrible storylines since 2003 and counting...

John Laurinitis: He's just terrible, terrible, TERRIBLE on the mic. A botch machine, an epic fail (and I'm not even talking yet about his wrestling career or his retarded ideas to bring in untalented big men like Khali or Heidenreich or hire ditzy models who can't wrestle like the Bellas and Kelly Kelly.)

Randy Orton: He was cool until he lost all of his personality in 2007 and got replaced with Orton-tron, the robotic-talking headpunter. Until the old Orton -the cocky, brash, funny Orton - comes back, he's staying right down here.

Coach: Pound for pound the WORST play-by-play announcer ever. Period. I could stand the King as a villain announcer (at least he was funny), but this guy just flat out sucks.

Nikki Bella (Her biggest talents were what's under her shirt, and that's about it. So. Much. Fail.)

Kelly Kelly ( See above, then multiply that by 100.)

Michael Cole: If I had a million dollars, I think I would pay this guy NOT to talk. Ever again.

JBL (He's a bully. Bullies are terrible people. )

A-Train/Lord Tensai: ( For the love of God, somebody hand that man a Razor! At least now I can imagine what kind of kid Chewbacca and Jabba the Hut would have if they hooked up)

Billy Gunn (How disturbing is it that a grown man's gimmick revolves completely around his ass? And don't even get me started on that horrible theme music)

Kane ( I liked him until he took off the mask. Now, seeing him laugh like a maniac is starting to wear thin)

David Otunga, Bella Twins: (Waste of a good roster spot)

Alex Riley ( Waste of a good condom)

The Miz ( You're definitely NOT awesome, my friend. Definitely NOT.)

Jury's Still Out on :

Dave Batista (Meh.)

Dolph Ziggler: (Double Meh.)

Big Show: Alright, I'm warming up to the big guy. But he still has a long way to go before he can make my favorites list.

Love reading your stories, love hearing your feedback.

Okay, that's about it.

P.S. I do not take prompts, challenges or story requests. I've had a lot of people ask me through the years, and my answer is the same: I appreciate the offer, but I can't take on ideas that are not my own. It's too much like working in a box, which I hate. Call it an eccentric artist thing. I'm open to people suggesting things in my own stories, but that's as far as I go.

See ya later.