"Fujyoshi." -Ushio Amamiya

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i am DICTATOR DORITO!!

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Deus ex Machina has been completed!! woot!

Completed Works:

Godsend book 1: Deus X Machina (Far Away) ( i decided to smush everything into one story, so no more Far Away God Hunt or Far Away in general cuz i changed the name)

Godsend book 2: Il Nucleo Della Corruzione (DXM sequel)

Hidden Behind His Eyes

Even Angels Can Die

Words Unspoken

Life's a Game to You and Me

Fullmetal Alchemist and the Nightmare Realms (first fanfic i ever wrote. it's supposed to be terrible)

Current Works:

Godsend book 3: The Hourglass of Ages

Horsefeathers

When Angels Aren't Watching Us

The Military's Monster (Catch Me As I Fall redone)

The Alchemist Raid (work in progress. it's kinda hard to write about right now cuz i need a certain mindset so those of you how like it, please be patient with me!)

FMA Yearbook (actually, i don't know if i'm going to finish this one... ever...)

The Ordinance of Ra (i will continue working on this one, cuz i got an offer for help frome someone awesome. you know who you are)

Á La Bella Étoile

Armi e Nastri

Up-and Coming Ideas:

Fullmetal Ocean (rough title idea. AU where Ed and Al go off and join a pirate ship to search for the Philosopher's Stone... actually, that's as far as i got with the concept. i'll work out the details when i get around to it)

Love Test

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Edward

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? Red

3. Your first initial? C

4. Your month of birth? January

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Cissy

7. Your favorite number? 42

8. Do you like California or Florida more? California

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish I could meet and fall in lvoe with someone exactly like Ed in looks and personality.

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

About Me:

age: 17 (oh yeah, i actually put down 17!! i keep saying i'm sixteen and i've been seventeen for almost a month now!!)

height: NOT short, around 5'2"

eyes: rainbow? um... hazel but they changes into green, brown, blue, grey, and even once they were purple

hair: dyed. i don't remember my natural color anymore. it is currently a brownish-blondish-bits-of-red-in-some-light... if that makes sense...

style: i wear what i feel like, dammit! clothes? i dunno!!

likes: anime, manga, FMA, sweet food, green tea ice cream (oh yeah. love that stuff), um... FMA... stuff that goes splodey (scar) hey, did you notice how Scar is a popular villain name? i had the weirdest epiphany the other day. there's a Scar in the Lion King, and there's a character named Ed too!! only... he's a retarded hyena... oddly enough, i think that suits edo kun very well, but hey, that's just me. rock/punk/alternative music, writing fanfictions, turning said fanfictions into manga(or at least trying. i've gotten a few pages of Deus X Machina done, but i'm waiting until i get the first chapter done before i upload to my website. link is under homepage or type in your search engine thingie), fma... did i mention i like FMA?

dislikes: people (unless you're not part of the 'all' meaning MoE, Kelly Nelly Chan, Narci, Shanaynay, Onee Sama, and a select few authors here) tests, school, writing stupid papers about the Great Gatsby (tom's a dick), washing dishes (we don't have a machine XP), moving big ol' fatass old-school widescreen TV's that are three feet thick and weight five zillion tons and waking up the next day with sore muscles that carry over into the moday i have off of school, country music, rap/hip-hop/r&b crap ( i like a few artists tho), going to the fing mother's day rodeo, bbut it's okay this year cuz it's the last year we'll be going and MoE is coming with me

absolutely hates: guys who have the guts to imply that they have feelings for you and are so sweet as to give you flowers (even though their friends actually deliver them cuz they're too shy to do it themselves) then the MINUTE you make your move, it all just stops. i mean, relly Monster Guy... if you had the guts to start it you oughta have the fucking balls to at least end it cleany, especially SINCE I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOU, YOU BASTARD!!

heart yaoi. fave couples are:

Roy & Ed

Ed & Al

Jean & Al

(i know, that's not a lot. i'm extremely picky about yaoi, so i stick mostly to FMA)

heart OC's. yeah, using the already existing characters is all well and good, but let's have some originatily people!! Fresh faces, fresh meat, freshmen!! (lame high school/college joke. sorry)

heart AU. i like when people put characters in different situations. Ed at Hogwarts or something! c'mon people, use your imaginations!! or go buy one off the black market in return for your english study guide (inside joke, if you want 'in' PM me)

hate mpreg. i don't care what you say; MEN CANNOT HAVE BABIES!! i mean, unless you're doing a story based off the movie Junior (starring the Governator and Danny DeVito) guys can't get pregnant! that was a really good movie, by the way.

i just realized that i kinda contradicted myself up there . whetever, i prefer my guys to NOT have babies unles it's with a chick. so no 'Roy gets Ed pregnant' bullshit, please.

Please remember that I do have a life and school and crap like that, so I will not be able to post new chapters every freakin' day. I will work on updates as soon as I can. I give you my word as a (wanna-be) alchemist. I don't know what sort of significance that has but whatever. If you don't like it then... deal with it.

I write what ever the fuck i feel like. yeah, some people might say it's 'cliche' or 'unoriginal' but if you want originality from me, either wait until i get really into my stories or go somewhere else.

I love laughing, especially at stupid fanfics. stupid, pointless, random (and even crude) shit makes me laugh.

Fullmetal Alchemist is da bomb!(really! How many other manga can you name that have been drawn by a cow? A cow!! Cow Power! ... leve me and my stupidity alone) i love the characters and the plotline of the manga. the anime sucked, and the movie sucked even more. Yeah, it's a rather dark story but did you have to make it so fucking SAD?! i cried for five minutes when Heiderich died, which is very unusual cuz i almost never cry. anyway... yeah, so most of my fanfictions will most likely be for FMA, though i do have an idea for an Avatar: The Last Airbender fanfic. without FMA, my life would be very, very empty. Around a year ago i first picked up the first manga volume when i was at my friend's house and quickly became obsessed. Lately i've been telling people that Ed ate my soul. Yes, i am a fangirl, but you won't see me running around screaming at the top of my lungs "Ooooohh, Edokuuuuuuun!! You're the smexiest thing i've ever seen! I wanna fuck you sooooo bad right now! Let me have your child! Oh, Edokuuuuuuuuuunnnnn!!" if you ever EVER EVER see me do that, please don't hesitate to whack me with a large object such as a shovel, jackhammer, metal baseball bat, or other such items. IT'S DRAWN BY A FREAKING COW MAN!! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!

In case you haven't noticed yet, though i am a girl, i sure as hell don't act like one. At least, i don't speak like one. I cuss in almost every other sentence and can always find something to get pissed off at just so i can cuss what/who ever it is. My mom was acting all weird one day cuz i wiped my runny nose on my sweater sleeve and she was all "Very manly Christin." then i was all "hey it's better to be a manly girl than a girly man!" me and my friend Katie's (she's known as Sango-Is-Alone or something) depiction of... i think it's Marth from super smash bros brawl. Yeah... cuz i remember constantly complaining about how i didn't want to be a girly man when we were doing that adventure mode thing that i can't remember the name of. Brawl sucks in my opinion, mostly cuz i suck at brawl. It's rare when i don't die, let alone win.

Axel's real name is Lea. i learned that when Katie told me she finished Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days or whatever it's called. The new Kingdom hearts game. We also got into this weird conversation about how king mickey shouldn't be on the promo poster cuz he only shows up for, like a minute. We decided to put Demyx on there instead. And Roxas is way better than Sora, even tho he's voiced by Jesse McCartney. i just think sora is stupid. And he looks like a girl in the first game!! The only thing i liked about Sora in the second game was that he didn't look as girly. Roxas kicks Sora's ass big time. Go Roxas!!

i do get writer's block easily, so any ideas or suggestions would be greatly appreciated. So long as they don't suck. I mean, don't give me an idea that's all " everyone fucks everyone and they all get preganant, even the guys, then they have to give up the babies cuz they don't want them anymore" cuz that's just retarded. I'm okay with, y'know, baby daddy or whatever, but don't give me shit like that, please.

Love me or hate me, it's not something new, but whatever you do, please leave a review.