Poll: Would you watch cosplay episodes of The FINAL CRACK if we posted them on Youtube? Vote Now!

I write but that doesn't mean i'm a writer.

I draw but that doesn't mean i'm an artist.

I play games, but that doesn't mean i'm a gamer...ok well maybe I am to some extent...

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Name: Call me Daichi or "Random Author person" to get a response. :P unless u know me personally...no, not even then.

Age: 219863187392893827663829282872 I must have had like 4397263747857876553276585657 mid-life crisis thingys by now O_o

I'm watching you...yeah, you know who you are.

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I'm not gonna delete betting on 8 but don't expect any more chapters...ever. But i'm not posting it as complete, cuz it's not. Diary is complete but I hate the grammar of the whole story and i hate the ending. Final crack will be regularly updated. That's all for the evening news, back to you Sandra!

Thank you Josh! Now in other news, just scroll down till u reach the list of stories I wrote, cuz nobody wants to read this stupid long profile.

I'm not good at posting reviews...it seems to me that when I do post reviews it doesn't seem deep enough...you know? I need to wirte more than just "I love this sotry" bah blah blah...But I DO love the sotry...it just seems like I need to emphasize it...I know what itm akes me feel, I just can't get those feelings down on paper...As a writer, that kind of sounds bad...So...I'm sorry if the few reviews I DO post kinda suck, but just know that if I do post a review or favorite a story, or alert or whatever, I obviously reallly love it...
(For the 'not being able to get my emotions on paper' thingy...That doean't count for 'Diary', because I could feel all of Roxas' pain as I wrote it...O_o

Please read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

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A guy wrote this... why do boys fall in love with girls?

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms.

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the your cell after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" - even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. i think every girl is guilty of this :)

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls? " After you send it, make a wish and it will come true...

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Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

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There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

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Meaning of color and your birthday!!

Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.

Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the age and same sex as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers:

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday

HEY SCROLL DOWN IF U DON'T WANNA READ RANDOM QUIZES AND JUNK...

1. Your favorite KH guy?

\D deDeemyxDDemyx! Or Roxas... Yeah, Demyx! Or Axel...Or Xigbar OH EM GEE who do I pick... uh..Still DEMYX

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Xion. I dunno why. :P

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Xaldin. I just really REALLY DON"T LIKE HIM.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Larxene. Sorry I have to say it. She was one of the hardest bosses in RE: COM, PLUS, she kept saying LIGHTNING every 2 seconds. T_T and what card do you get after you finally kill her? Not lightning, but thunder. PLUS, she was really a bitch. :)

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

I love the world that never was, it's pretty. XP

6. Least Favorite World?

Atlantica. In the first game.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Demyx's Sitar.

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

I guess... the Kingdom Key. (Even though I have one in my room right now) I don't really have a least favorite weapon.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

...I never used summons :(

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

I liked Valor form. That form, was the only reason I could beat Xigbar. O_o (And the fact that I had to gain 5 levels...

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

AkuRoku! It`s just so cute... Or XigDem...That;s become a recent obsession lately...

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

I dunno...Anyone with Xaldin. Lol

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Marluxia x Zexion (But I don`t consider that crack...For me, it`s normal, but everyone keeps telling me it`s crack.

Vexen x Demyx O_o ok, I just made that one up, but it would be weird. Poor Demyx.

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Ven x Roxas. It just doesn`t work for me... But I might plan on writing some

Sephiroth x Leon. O_O But its awesome...

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Kairi bashing. She`s not some evil bitch like lots of stories make her. (although sometimes, it works better for the story if she`s like that...)

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Axel! Best battle ever!

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!

It's so possible. *Squee* lol

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No, he is not emo. (It would still be awesome if he was.)

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

He was originally supposed to be a girl character (which made me laugh.) No, I don`t think he`s actually gay.

I came up with this messed up theory today in Art class that his somebody was a transvestite...But that`s just madness... (I was so bored in class, and I let my thoughts wander.)

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

nope. except i read this profile on her (im not sure if its official or not) but for her it said "Sora's true love" and i'm like "NO DAMMIT, RIKU IS..." O_o

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

I guess Namine. They have some things in common, and I just like Namine more.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

I know what it's about...I read what it's about...The sad thing is, is that I can't really explain it, cuz at the moment |I don't remember...O_o :'(

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

Without COM, you wouldn't know the sotry about why Sora was in the iPod, or the what happened or whatever.
But when you first finish KH and you go to play that right after your done KH1, the card system is a nice break, a nice change. But once your done Sora's story, i'm like "come on already." and I'm tired of the stupid cards...So, I want to play chain of memories again, for the story, but the fact that there's the cards is stopping me from playing it. (Plus, my friend 'Zexion' forgot to return it to me. T_T YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Oh, God...umm...UHHH... DEMYX I guess...Because, come on, it's Demyx!

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

I think Roxas. We're both kinda quiet, but less quiet when we're with friends. And we both basically LIVE off of ice cream.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

I dunno why I said this...but I was telling my mom i needed new batteries for Rock band, so I say "I need new batteries for Guitar Hero...I mean uhhh, no not guitar hero uh... AXEL" then i burst out laughing cuz i accidently said AXEL instead of rock band (i dunno how i managed that.)

Iwas with my mom staying in a hotel room in Grande Prairie, I was on my laptop talking to a friend. My mom asked "Is she on?" 9Like, online.) I KEPT HEARING XION. I kept asking What? like a million time.

Another time, was when I was making a keyblade out of wood as a project in IA or whatever. PPL kept asking me what it was. (I.e key, sword, someone asked keyblade.And the worst one- key to someones heart.)

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

Yes I have! I Have cosplayed as Xigbar :P and it was awesome...(i did cuz the wig was on sale for $7 so i thought 'why not at least im somebody') and since then XigDem has been an obsession of mine (pairing-wise)

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?-When Riku asks how he's gonna face everyone or something, and Sora's like "Like this." And he makes that face.

-When Sora says "Riku, you gonna take that off." It's just so funny, cuz my messed up mind always takes it out of context.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Xigbar. Freaking Xigbar. I don't hate him, but I did while I was fighting him. I hated that one move...I don't remember what it was. But when he does it, there's no escaping it that I'm aware of. And I was at full health, that move KILLED me. I had to gain 5 levels.

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Organization XIII. Better controls (i.e: camera controls, the little menu at the bottom left...)

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner.

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Umm... this is hard... Zexion.

33. Riku or Roxas?

I love 'em both! But, Roxas.

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas.

35. Axel or Demyx?

OMG... crap... Demyx. He's my fave (mostly because I watched Demyx time) But my friend (You know who you are) Is making me obsessed with Axel. But I choose Demyx! NO WAIT..AXEL I CHOOSE YOU!

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Kairi.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

AkuRoku.

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namiku. Cute.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Akuroku

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

Soriku

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

After I made my sea-salt ice cream with WAY too much salt, i'm gonna have to go with paopu fruit. But I keep having this vision, that the outside is kinda hard and waxy, and the insdie it, like mush...Even though IT"S NOT really like that.

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud...P.S (See, I told you most ppl call him Leon, not Squall. Leon sounds better)

43. CloTi of Clerith?

Clerith

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Passion.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Zexion, Marluxia, Demyx, Axel, Roxas, Xion, Seifer, Namine, Sora, Riku, Xigbar, Cloud, Leon, Aerith, Yuffie, Luxord, Hayner?, Saix, Xemnas

I think i'm missing some...

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Final fantasy 7, just for Reno and Axel, cuz Reno isn't in KH...lol

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Reno and Axel. (duh.)

Roxas and Sora.

Roxas and Ven. (DUH...)

Xion and Kairi.

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

Birth by sleep. I don't have a psp.

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2, 'cuz it's just better. More, cooler weapons, aweosme forms, organization XIII, more final fantasy, better worlds...

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

EVERYTHING ABOUT IT. If you haven't played it, I really recommend it, cuz it's the best game i've ever played. It's a lot deeper than people think it is...I cried at some parts. (sadly.O_o) Deep story, deep characters... (Deep Dive...lol i wanted to say that.) And if your one of those ppl who hate it, I'm gonna say your crazy. (to your face.) (no offense O_o)

Number your 12 fave Kingdom hearts characters (In any order!) and answer the questions!

1. Demyx.

2. Zexion.

3. Riku.

4. Sora.

5. Axel.

6. Roxas.

7. Saix.

8. Xion.

9. Marluxia.

10. Ven.

11. Seifer.

12. Cloud.

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Yes! I loved it. Lol

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Um..not really. Maybe some parts in KH2, but he's just kinda cute...

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I don't even wanna think about that. Rape...lol jk O_o

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Ya...

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Maybe...I should go look that up...

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

hmm... Both...but if I had to choose... 5/10, Axel and Ven... that would be kinda funny

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? X3

umm...Again, the first word that comes to mind is RAPE. Saix would probably tell the superior that Cloud is a rapist, then ask "Why the hell is he even in the castle?"

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

"I lied. I'm not Roxas. I'm his brother. Ven."
"Where's Roxas?"
"He's in destiny islands...With Sora. He didn't want you to know, so I took his place."

(I should seriously write that.)

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

I really don't think so...but id there was a fanfic of them, it would probably be fluff.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

"Why are you in the castle?" I dunno.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Oh, god...uh...I dunno...that would be...OOC

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Not that I know of.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No..

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Zexion, Sora, Axel... maybe if it was like, a messed parody...

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? X3

I dunno,

I don't know his character that well...

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Maybe "According to you" I made a video about her with that song, it seems to fit.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Demyx, Roxas, Cloud... WARNING: Rated M for Cloud beaing a rapist... O_o

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

I dunno, "Can I read your Lexicon?" NO IDEALOL

Um... I put LONG explinations on things...as you may have notcied...Also I just notcied, that on that one question where it asks if u think COM was a waste of time...instead of pod i accidently put iPod...(You can see where my mind is) but im to lazy to change it

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people

were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the

breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she

loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he

would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.
(I would do the same. There's someone I would give my life for if I needed to.)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong. (I cry whenever I read this.)

I hate to think that this kind of stuff really goes on...But I know that somewhere in the world, it does! Somewhere in the world one of these situations, or something similar, is probably happening right now! Something really pissed me off the other day. Someone asked a question about homosexuality in religion class...And i don't remember exactly what the religion teacher said, because all I remember is hearing the words "Decide" and "Sexuality" together. It's not somethin' you really choose. T_T And it's NOT a sin. GOD WILL NOT HATE YOU. Remember, the bible wasn't written by God, The bible was written by People, who listened to god..But who knows? They could have interpreted that part of God's message wrong, and mixed it with their own Biased opinions. That's all I have to say right now...

1. Your real name: Daichi (It's my poet/author name...it's my other slef name too, when I get hyper ppl call me that)

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Xiachid. (No idea)

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name pluss "izzle"): Daiizzle?

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Blue Narwhal (that sounds awesome)

5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Rose...55 A... (my street doesn't have a name, just number like that 55A...damn, now you know part of where I live...lol)

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Nomdai (Daichi Nomura, back from when I always wrote depressing poems...It stuck, as a name)

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): ...Purple Diet Coke?? (Axtually, if you mix Diet coke, and coke zero, it taste almost like regular coke)

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): No Idea.

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black rainbow...(So awesome sounding...)

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

(xDDD)

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most countries.

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...

Bad pickup line #138: "So... you're a girl, huh?"

How to know you're an author:

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. (guilty look)
Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random (but they also have impeccable grammar).
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You zone out even with other people.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny a loooooong time ago.
You're profile is REALLY long.
Your computer runs out of memory.
You can't stop writing!
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
I guess I'm an author. . .

If you ever actually read these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

most people don't have the intrest to read profiles like this, bit I do...People REALLY don't read these things if they're long, like mine, or if the author isn't really well know yet...also like me...but it's fun to copy and paste stuff like this...

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Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.

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