Starting the big HS!!! Band Camp was fun and now for the real deal! So excited.

Story Progress:

Twin Disasters Return to Alagaesia

Chapter 6 is called A Hint of Bad Grammer

HEY! I NEED MORE REVIEWS! NO CHAPTERS UNTIL REVIEWS!

-Raven

Name: Raven

True Name: I'M NOT TELLING ANY OF YOU! I'M NOT THAT STUPID!!(not that i actually know...)

Clique: Probably Band Nerds, which is WAY better then being a chorus geek or art dork, but not as good as normal. Fav Books:Brisingr by Christopher Paolini, Wizard's First Rule by Terry Goodkind, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling, Warriors The New Prophecy: Sunset by Erin Hunter, Lord of the Rings: Return of the King by J.R.R. Tolkien, and Ink Spell by Cornelia Funke (as you can see, my favs are where I stop in the series)

Fav Color:Blue or Black (I can't decide between the 2)

Least Fav Color: Pink! I HATE THE COLOR PINK!

Fav Movie:

Fav Food: CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, AND MORE CHOCOLATE

Fav Drink: COKE COKE COKE COKE(I get sugar rushes very often, so i'm very hyper)

Fav Music Style: hmm... i would have to say Country Rock

Family: Two awesome extremely funny parents and a cute little sister

Age: in middle school

Atra esterni ono thelduin, mor'ranr lifa unin hjarta onr, un du evarinya mono varda. Atra gulia un ilian tauthr ono un atra ono waise skoliro fra rauthr.

For those of you who thought I was writing jibberish or banging on my keyboard...

I was writing in the Ancient Language, the language of the elves in the Inheritance series!

I kinda have ISOD and ESOD(Inheritance Series Obsessive Disorder and Eragon Shadeslayer Obsessive Disorder)

Don't judge me!

Twilight sucks! All those who agree with me will one day rule the world!

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL.

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART.

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG.

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY.

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH.

Calling me FAT won't make you PERFECT.

Calling me UNCOOL won't make you COOL.

So why bother?

So youre saying that

I'm a loser because I don't want to be popular.
I'm a pansy because I dont ask every guy out.
I'm special because I act silly in public.
I'm nasty because I have a single zit on my face.
I'm a hippy because I'm not cool with violence.
I'm a freak because I don't dress just like you.
I'm a moron because I stand up for myself.
I'm a retard when I make a C on a test...
But a nerd when i make an A, or a B.
Can i tell you something, sweetheart?

Labels dont define me.

I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the kid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, Radr180, Linzerj, WereCatsRule

1.Your Real Name- Raven

2.Your Gangsta Name(first three letters of real name plus izzle- Ravizzle(?)

3.Your Detective Name(fav color and fav animal)- Blue Fox

4.Your Soap Opera Name(middle name and current street name)- Brienne Rave(A is my nickname given to me by a friend who has the same name as me, only hers one A instead of 2, so because I had two a's she called me A)

5.Your Star Wars Name(first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first name, and last three letters of mom's maiden name)- Flerason(wierd)

6.Your Superhero Name(2nd fav color and fav drink)- Crimson Punch (Nice...)

7.Your Arab Name(2nd letter of you first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of your sibling's name, and last letter of your mom's middle name)- Aerorro

8.Your Witness Protection Name(mom's middle name)- Jo(It is a tradition on my mom's side of the family, that the first born daughter's middle name be Jo. I'm am the first exception)

9.Your Goth Name(black and one of your pets)- Black Satin

10.Find the 3rd letter in all your answers. What do they spell?- Vvuieira

1.Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?- I don't have a globe at house.(YAY!)

2.Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?- as (from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

3.What can you hear right now?- Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield (that's in my head, literly i hear noises my laptop is making and my dad singing)

4.Have a conversation with the closest living thing near you besides yourself.- ME: umm what if im alone? VOICE: your never alone! ME: AHHH! Creepy Voice! CREEPY VOICE: huh? no im your inner voice! ME: that makes no since! i dont have an inner voice INNER VOICE: you do now! ME: mutters great...

5.Turn on the TV. What show is on?- Ghost Hunters

6.Type you name with your elbow.- um here goes positions elbow over keyboard WereCat takes elbow away AWESOME! i didnt even cheat!

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open you eyes. What's the first thing you see?- a flower pattern on my wall shudders i think im gonna be sick, TOO.MUCH. SPINNING.

8. If you could be anybody from warriors, who would you be?- easy, Yellowfang

9.What happened the last time you were typing on this computer?- let's see, ..., oh right! my sis and mom and grandparents watched snow buddies (the HORROR! snow buddies are wierd!)

10. Find the third letter of your answers. What do they spell?- ofwulhlst (umm... no comment)

"Some people look at the way things are and say 'Why?' I look at the way things never were and say 'Why not?"

Se mor'ranr ono finna un se onr sverdar sitja hvass!

Try Not To Cry

Mommy... Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry I had to go, but Mommy please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got a gun from his brother.

Mommy please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zach, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,

An tell all my wonderful friends; That they were the best!

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better then the rest

Mommy tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never forget this, And please don't let it pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though, deserves this.

But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I am slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remeber, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard the great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, the time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zach, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy I love you."

In memory of the Columbine and Virginia Tech
Sudents who were lost

If you would don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have two choices

1. Pass this on and show people you care, post as "Try Not To Cry"

2. Don't send it, and you have proven to people how cold-hearted you really are.

It's okay to cry, I cried so can you

If you almost cried while reading this, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle, Silverdiamond23, Peridot Tears, Katie Ladmoore, Moonstream-Warrior, Spottedpaw13, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, WereCatsRule

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile, and don't just ignore this, because in the bible it says,'If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of heaven.'

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid, put this on your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let life wonder how the heck you did it!

Really Dumb Store Labels

On Myer hair dryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On bag of chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On Palmolive soap:
"Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how?")

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion.)

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down."
(Well... duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?"

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinary after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor and outdoor use only.'
(As opposed to what?)

On Japanesse Food Processer:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(I gotta admit, I'm curious."

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits."
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no, we get real fake bacon.)

I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a USA missile:
"Aim toward the enemy."
(No, really?)

This a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground while she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Write down ten random characters!

1. Kattie

2. Helen Magnus

3. Alex

4. Ashley Magnus

5. Nikola Tesla

6. Adam Worth

7. John Druit

8. Kate Freelander

9. WereCat

10. Henry (Hank)

Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at thier house. What happens?

Ashley: Weapon Party!

Alex: YAY!

Kate: Let's kill things and steal stuff!

Ashley and Alex: Huh?

Kate: ... Or we could taser Hank!

Ashley: YES!

Alex: Right on!

You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Whose house, One or Six?

WereCat: Kattie definantly.

Kattie: Come to my house! We've got chocolate!

Angela: I'll come too! Are guys wearing the sweaters I sent that prevent madrabbits?

WereCat and Kattie: Of course! -points at sweaters-

Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?

Henry: AHHHHHH! Doc, what are you doing?!?!?!

Helen: -stops- Um... Hullo Henry! Um... Isn't there some creature you can take care of?

John: Exactly little dog. Now if you don't mind...

Henry: -walks out- What Jack the Ripper wants he, apparently, gets.

Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

Alex: -kissing-

Adam: -kissing-

Kate: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WereCat and Kattie: -in background- That is just wrong!

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, Two, Seven, or Ten?

Ashley: Where is my taser?

WereCat: I don't know! LEAVE ME ALONE! -grabs large piping and swings at Ashley-

Henry: YIPPEECAIAE!!!!! -kicks Ashley-

WereCat: HEY!

One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later what happens?

-BOOOOOOOOOOOM!-

WereCat: KATTIE!

Kattie: HEY IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT MY BORSHE BLEW UP THE COOKING STUDIO!

WereCat: I told you that you starting a cooking show was a bad idea!

Three has to marry either Eight, Four or Nine. Who do they choose?

Alex: -sad look- If I have to. I pick...

WereCat: -teleports away-

Ashley: -teleports away-

Kate: -looks around- Huh?

Alex: I guess I have to pick..

Kate: -freezes- Please no! -runs away screaming- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Alex: Yay! I have to pick no one!

No One: Awwwwwwwww!

Seven kidnapps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

John: -holding knife to Helen's throat- Give me the blood Tesla!

Nikola: Must we always do this?

Helen: I admit, I'm getting tired of this too. Partially because it always happens to me!

Nikola: Why did you fall in love with mass murderer?

Helen: Well... he wasn't a mass murderer when I fell in love with him!

John: I'm still here!

Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?

WereCat: I WANNA HELP HER!

Kattie: ME TOO!

-20 seconds later-

-everyone on ground in agony-

Alex: -unactivates lightsaber- Well that was easy!

WereCat and Kattie: WE RULE!

-triple high five-

Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding but Eight. How does Eight react?

Kate: -bursts into chapel- Wedding Crasher in the house!

Everyone: Huh?

Kate: Well I wasn't invited!

Helen: I lost you invite!

John: I thought you said you would tell her!

Helen: Shhh!

Why is Six afraid of Seven?

John: -whispers- If you dont show her to the city, I will teleport you to Hawaii and throw you in a active volcano! Do you understand?

Adam: -gulp-

Nine arrives late for Two and Seven's Wedding. What happens and why were they late?

Preacher Dude: You may now kiss the bride!

John and Helen: *kissing*

WereCat: -bursts in- Sorry! Training was a pain in the butt today! What did I miss?

Five and Nine get drunk and end up your house. What happens?

WereCat: -slurs- Where are my keys? -hiccup- I can't get into my own stinking house!!!!

Nikola: -slurs- I missh noshe being ablesh to get drunk... -hiccup-

Nine murders Two's best friend (has to be someone on list). What will Two do to get back?

WereCat: DIE NIKOLA!!! *stabs*

Nikola: -dies-

Helen: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? -shoots some taser-like thingy at WereCat-

WereCat: -falls- OW!

Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

Kattie and Adam: -being lowered into toxic waste-

Adam/Hyde: Well, Kattie, I'm sorry it will end like this.

Kattie: Shut-up Hyde, let me speak to Adam.

Adam/Hyde: Adam's not here right now, please leav e your name and number at the beep!

Kattie: -scowls and changes into bird, then flies away-

Adam/Hyde: -smirks- All is going according to plan...

Eight and Three go camping but they forget food. What do they do?

Alex: We're hardcore! We can take it!

Kate: Normally, I'd agree with you, but since we're just camping out in front of a video game store, how about a run across the street and get some McDonald's?

Alex: -shrugs- Sure, I'll save our spot.

Five is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does Nine do?

WereCat: Nikola will be fine. He is a campire after all.

Random Person Standing Right Next To WereCat: *yells* He's not anymore, remember?

WereCat: -winces- Eh, he'll be fine.

The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?

Helen: -trapped in tunnel- HELP! HELP!

--Meanwhile--

Adam: She's going to die you know... You need me.

John: -strangles Adam-

Nikola: John, stop! He's not worth it.

John: -reluctantly let's go of Adam- I'm sick of the sound of his voice! -leaves-

Adam: -smiles- Same old Johnny!

Nikola: Shhhh... -leaves-

A. Age- middle skool

B. Bed Size- regular

C. Chores you hate- dishes defiantly

D. Dog's name- Ebony, Satin, and Doc

E. Essential Start Your Day Item- contacts (eye)

F. Fav Color- blue

G. Gold or Silver- silver

H. Height- uh... 4'11'' i think maybe 5'0''

I. Instruments You Play- piano and flute

J. Job Title- Randawan Learner

K. Kindness- depends on who it is and my mood

L. Loopy Level 1-10- depends... early it's a 1 cause im too grumpy to be loopy and about 11:30 am it sort of spikes to 10 and remains that way until i get caffine... then its 20

M. Mom's Name- Tonia

N. Nicknames- A, Monkey and the full name when i do something bad (which i am not willing to tell)

O. Overnight Hosipital- not since infancy (birth no count)

P. Pets- Satin, Ebony, Doc, at least 26 fish, and Jo

Q. Quote From Movie- "Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile!"

R. Right Or Left-Handed- right

S. Siblings- 1 sister

T. Time You Wake Up- depends on when i go to sleep

U. Underwear- none of your buisness

V. Vegetables You Dislike- none (oddly)

W. Ways You Run Late- forgetting flute, spending forever looking for it, find it, walk halfway to the bus stop, and see bus drive off without you

X. X-rays You've Had- 3, but only for cavaties

Y. Yummy Food You Make- Roast Chicken

Z. Zoo Favorites- tigers, leopards, lions, and panthers

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying later than planned and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security around her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man , so she told them her story. The police asked her if she could identify the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered,"Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God , and 93 people won't re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't.

Apollo's Corner!

Hola amigos! Right now I am kicking Agent butt! Who knew that

Name: Apollo

Parents: Saphira and Shurikan (dont ask)

Siblings: Princess and Anaitis

Rider: WereCat

Fav Color: Blue

Fav Food: Bunnies

Personality: easily distracted, easy going, always hungry, insane dragon

Scale Color: yellow

Eye Color: blue

Pet Peeve: Princess, squirrels, and needles

Deepest Desire: that he could make his scale color blue