Sabaku no Allyhide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Naruto. Okay, well, i'm an obssesive yaoi/hentai fan girl (it's not a crime, i swear!), i like anime and other stuff. My favourite yaoi pairings (not in order) are SasuNaru, SasoDei, KakuHida, GaaNaru, SasuGaa, ItaSasu, TobiZet and pretty much every other Aaktsuki pairing... AND I WILL NEVER READ/WRITE/SUPPORT GAALEE!! EVER! I like NejiTen, LeeSaku, PeiKon and pretty much all the other hentai pairings with the exeption of SasuSaku and NaruSaku. (Those two SasuNaru belong together XD) i'm an avide reader of both real novels and fanfiction. oh, and i'm willing to write on request for you lazy bums that i love so damn much, so if you like my work and want me to write you one... than hells yeah, i'll do it. i also enjoy art. XD... but lemme make one damn thing really clear... For Jashin's sake, I don't have a swearing problem, like my friends say... Daraku and Mizu: "Yeah right, like anyone believes that one Nijuu!" WHAT DID THE FUCK DID YOU FUCKING SAY YOU PIECE OF CRAP!! YOU'D BETTER RUN LIKE FUCKING HELL BEFORE MY FOOT FINDS ITS GODDAMNED WAY UP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH!! Daraku and Mizu: ... 0.o ... Like I said before... I DO NOT have a fucking swearing problem... Now fuck off you bastards... xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo name: Nijuu Kyohi... age: wouldn't YOU like to know... you crazy fanfic stalkers gender: i don't know... (well, i DO know, but why the hell would i tell you?) apperance: uh... which body do you want a description of?? my current one, the one i started with, or one of the other ones...? hobbies: writing fanfiction, reading (yaoi and other stuff too), video gamaes etc religion: JASHINISM ALL THE WAY!! my philosophy: "If they're friends, they're clearly lovers. If they're enemies, they're clearly lovers. If they've never even met, they're clearly lovers." |
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Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20554 - Favs: 14,139 - Follows: 5,736 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Sand Storms in the Night by Momoluvsu13 reviews
Gaara's emotions are spining out of control, can Naruto help stabalize them. Yaoi in later chapters I Don't own naruto. GaaraNaru. I will be editing mistakes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,166 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Pokemon: Naruto league! by Air Condition reviews
The Pokemon and Naruto universes have become one, and almost everyone -except for a certain blonde artist- has lost their memory. Slowly, one universe begins to eat away at the other. Who's behind this? It's up to Konan, Itachi and Deidara to find out.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 101,084 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Deidara
Mystery of You by Peinsakufan1341 reviews
After being resurrected and being aware of what happened in the past, Pein seeks out the pink haired kunoichi of Konoha to have as his own. Unable to comprehend his feelings for her he sends Deidara and Sasori to kidnap her from Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,417 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein
Uh Oh, Alucard's Bored Again by Luna Silvereyes reviews
Alucard plus Boredom equals CHAOS!
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 20,203 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Alucard
World so Cold by AkastukiDragon reviews
A month has passed since Sasori passed away and Deidara is all alone...or is he? Who is that sitting on Sasori's bed? Rated M for Hidan's mouth Note: I don't own Naruto or its Character's or the Song used
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Get Over It by atomicchronicle reviews
Naruto's Deidara went through the Gate and lost his memory. Ed and Al have just begun their journey to become state alchemists and have stumbled upon Deidara.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,411 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Deidara
Dimensions by Googala2 reviews
The Akatsuki see lights in the sky, which some people fall from them, with an unusual explanation for their appearance. Who'd have thought the Akatsuki'd have 'KIDS'. Rated M to be safe. Adult themes, Language, and Lemons if requested.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,304 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Who's Mate? by LightInsideMe reviews
Prince Sasuke of the human kingdom is sent to the demon kingdom to become the bride of the demon Princes, Kyuubi and/or Naruto. But will Sasuke choice both or niether. KyuuSasu, NaruSasu, threesome, yaoi, Mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,913 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The New Sneaking Suit by Raelyn-Mage reviews
Otacon has created the perfect sneaking suit for Raiden. Threesome alert! OtaconxSolidxRaiden
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Otacon/Hal E., Raiden
Flaming Raindrops by inthehurricane reviews
The ending of Beautiful City of the Dead left Zee and Relly hanging. A brief glimpse at various points in their future. Mostly fluff. T to be safe.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
The Ramblings Of A Madman by IdiotsInParadise reviews
HIATUS. "Did you think I actually cared? Well, I do!" I lied. Yaoi. Will have - Smut. Blood. PSYCHO!Bakura. Sick humor. S/M. Crossdressing. Alcohol. Cursing. Bakura POV. Bit of angst. YBxYM First story. Random. Lemons. Implied - MarikxRyou YamiYuugixYuugi
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,955 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik
A Day in the Life of Hidan by xHeiwa reviews
Hidan has a diary, wait what? Rated for Hidan's colourful language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Hidan, Akatsuki
the ghost cat HiDei by aliepalie reviews
Every night a white cat comes in Deidaras bedroom. Hidan then stays with him because it appears that it's his cat. then... nice stuff happens. lol ; Warning Yaoi boyxboy. Don't like, Don't read. I don't own naruto btw. Masashi Kishimoto does.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Who's Uke now? by Yumi-Tsubato reviews
Itachi was being insensitive to Deidara's position as uke for both him and Hidan, and now Deidara wants to make Itachi feel that pain! :3 YAOI Still dont own Naruto characters. HidaDeiIta threesome XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Hidan, Itachi U.
Gym Class by temarinekoninja reviews
Hidan always thought gym class was boring and useless. But this time Deidara is his partner, and he's blindfolded. HiDei oneshot lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
My Little Sadist by Church-Of-Yaoi reviews
Hidan's bored. Deidara's sleepy. Yay. Contains: Yaoi, lemon...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Little Black Feather by Saber Amane reviews
Vampires rule the world, and with Orochimaru as the present King, Itachi the heir and Sasuke an angel, what will lead to love. What is the truth and what happened to Itachi? Will the Brothers come together and bring peace with their love, or die? ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 58 - Words: 59,051 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Evolution of Us by Senko Wakimarin reviews
No one ever expected them to get along, it seemed inevitable that they hate each other. But underneath each argument and fight there lurked something stronger. KakuHidan, rated for language, gore, violence, and of course, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,773 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Envy vs Sexy no Jutsu by Idiot Number 42 reviews
Naruto/Fullmetal Alchemist crossover, Crack, Oneshot. Envy's walking through some random woods when he meets a teenager in orange... warning for silliness and lots of heavily implied pairings, including EdEnvy and NaruEnvy.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Naruto U., Envy - Complete
The bet by sweetlittlecherry reviews
Kakuzu loves money, Hidan loves Jashin. Takes those two things away and the two go through withdrawal XD With Konan in charge of the bet, who knows what the loser will do and who knows what will come out of it. KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The History of The World by nezstereo reviews
After a five year hospitalization due to exstensive injuries inflicted upon her by Sweeney Todd, the man she loved, Mrs. Lovett awakens and swears revenge, only to find the world has changed since she last set foot in it. COMPLETE
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,137 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7307 - Favs: 6,140 - Follows: 2,643 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Partners by reooeky reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu's lives as Akitsuki partners. I can't summarize to save my life, so just read the story it's better than it sounds. KakuzuHidan. side SasoDei and KisaIta. Rated for language. FINISHED! The sequel is coming.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,303 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Envious Ways by Abby Ebon reviews
Birthday gift for Chaos Silk. Yaoi!EnvyxEd. What if, going through the Gate had been different? What if, it led not to a world like ours, but to one of which we could only dream of?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,206 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Cooking Lessons by Maruading Storyteller reviews
Kira catches Athrun trying to cook him dinner and decides to do a little teaching of his own. Yaoi, smutt, fluff, all of the good stuff...
Gundam Seed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Athrun Z., Kira Y. - Complete
Unmentionable Jutsu by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Orochimaru is suffering from the 3rd's curse, and Kabuto wants to relieve him of his pain... with some interesting skills. Yaoi, so... don't read if you don't like! My first Narutofic. OroKabu, of course.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
A Night Dedicated to Us by Serendicity reviews
[oneshot] Athrun's POV while he and Kira are making love. Rated R for nongraphic sex Yaoi, KiraxAthrun
Gundam Seed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Kira Y., Athrun Z. - Complete
Under Wraps by Anime Huggler reviews
Zaku just got his arms broken. Now it's up to Dosu to wrap him and take care of him. Soft Yaoi between the two Sound Ninjas. Sweet story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2003
Glass Tears reviews
Natsumi is a Suna jounin with a sketchy past even she has no memory of. When she's sent on a deadly mission to assist Konoha, will the love of a childhood friend be enough to save her? Rated M for laungage, fighting and lemons/hentai/yaoi in later chpt.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,816 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Gaara
